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1) Are you a sexual deviant? - I dont think i am
but i wish i was lol

2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender? - yes if it was a one off and they were hot

3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100. - hell yeah

4) Would you pay to have sex with someone? - no

5) Would you accept money for sex? - probably not
but i gotta ask how much?

6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is? - no, but now im curious and will google it. If its real bad start feeling sorry for me.

7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing? - oh yeah

8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten? -
1. fish eggs (i was told it was dip)
2. worms ( i thought they were witchety grubs)

9) Do you have dirty thoughts? - a huh (perverted smile )

10) Have you ever soiled yourself? - does soiled only count as shitting? i only did that when i was like a baby, but i still piss myself when i laugh real hard

11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal? - yeah, a bird and a guinea pig
and my dog peed on my leg once

12) Are these questions are lame? - nope they kind of bring back memories heheheheh

13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it. - NO, MAKE ME!!! besides i didnt say yes
so were back on speaken terms :P

14) Do you like Mud? - I wonder...

15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row? - Oh yeah, like all the time

16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit? - yeah, you know were you feel like your gonna puke and you fight it, and then you get that fuck off taste of vomit in your throat, god i hate that

17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to? - yeah id try if it meant survival but i doubt i could stomach it

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow? - spit, spit, SPIT!!! and then get curious and look for its tiny corpse. Presuming it was killed in the spitting process.

19) Have you ever been caught masturbating? - Nope hehehhehehe suckers

20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you? - a little, but im still gonna look for some more to answer

1) Are you a sexual deviant?
Don’t know what that means

2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
Already have. Prefer the guys, though :P

3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
Definitely no

4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
No

5) Would you accept money for sex?
Sure - if the person was rich enough, clean and attractive. After all, we’re all prostitutes, some of us are just more expensive than the others. I mean, wouldn’t you have sex if someone offered you a million? Thought so :P

6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
Heard of him but not really

7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
Of course I have

8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
Let’s see... nope, can’t remember

9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
Of course I do

10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
Don’t know what soiled means and am too lazy to look it up the dictionary (English is not my first language :P)

11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
No

12) Are these questions are lame?
Have seen worse on this thread

13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.


14) Do you like Mud?
No

15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
What are undergarments? (again, language problems... a good excuse as far as I can tell )

16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
Of course not. My dog has, though (its own vomit, I mean. Not mine.)

17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
If I really had to, then sure.

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
Definitely spit

19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
No

20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
No. I actually enjoyed answering these. I clearly have too much time on my hands.

Dingo wrote: Hmmm dirty questions eh.

1) Are you a sexual deviant?
anyway u like
2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
for the right price yeah
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
i can do alot with $100
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
depends if they are someone i really lust for i might offer
5) Would you accept money for sex?
of course u get pleasure and u get paid for it
6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
poo on ur upper lips no thank ou
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
lol only 3 days i can go longer
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
idk maybe when we were all babies and dnt knw anything we ate or tasted our poo at some point
9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
i’m a guy

10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
yes when i was young
11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
bird poo ..you have one of those days
12) Are these questions are lame?
hell yeah
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
cbf
14) Do you like Mud?
who doesnt
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
i can go longer than that
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
eeewwww
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
sure why not we all need to survive
18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
depends if its still in ur mouth then spit..if its inside you then what can u do
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
is masturbating with people around without them knowing considered as caught?
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?

you have no idea lol it kills time tho

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wow

1) Are you a sexual deviant? - No.
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2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender? -Family.

3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100? - Definately.

4) Would you pay to have sex with someone? - No.
5) Would you accept money for sex? - No.

6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is? - No.

7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing? - Longer.
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten? - Dunno.

9) Do you have dirty thoughts? - Not really.

10) Have you ever soiled yourself? - I’m not sure what this means.

11) Have you ever been shat on by a animal? - No.

12) Are these questions are lame? - Guess so.
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it. - Do you suck?No.

14) Do you like Mud? - No.
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row? -Longer.

16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit? - No .

17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to? - Yeah.

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow? - Spit.

19) Have you ever been caught masturbating? - No.
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you? -
Yep.

1-ever cut your leg open
2-would you eat a 20 day old body to get everything you want and world peace
3-would you skull fuck a baby
4-would you cut off your dick for every super power
5-would you suck a dick
6-ever sucked a dick
7-if you could get anything for drinking a cup of cum.. what would you want
8-would you rather be fucked or fuck
9-would you rather be super-maned or eat mold
10-what would you say if your grandma exploded and blood and cookies fell down from her
11-whats the best sex you ever had
12-how many times had you jerked off
13-if everyone in the world turned gay.. even the girls , would you be gay to..
14-ever had phone sex
15-where are all the places you have had sex
16-would you rather be fisted or have a 12 inch dick in your ass
17-would you rather sleep with a 2 year old dead body with maggots and stds and other gross things or a bi-polar hobo that will rape you in your sleep and cut your balls off..
18-would you lick your balls if you could
19-would you suck your dick if you could
21-if you were drunk..and you swallowed pee shit and cum...would you wanna know
22-if you went back in time fucked your mom..then realized you were the father...would you freak out..
23-would you rather fuck your self or a 70 women
24-if you saw a lady/man that was 100 that looked 30 would you hit that...
25-if you were gay.. would you swallow or not.. and what dick size would you want...
26-if your blood tasted like your fav food would you cut your self to get it

Want dirty sanchez?

1. Do you have dirty thoughts?
what, you mean now? ..........yeah.

2. Are you a pervert?
only in a nice way

3. Have you ever masturbated?
only a lot.

4. Have you been caught masturbating?
who hasn’t?

5. Have you ever seen someone masturbate?
hells yes. boyfriend with slight exhibitionist tendencies = yays for me.

6. Have you ever licked your own blood... and enjoy the taste?
it’s salty and metallic and tastes far better than it should.

7. Do you have kinky fantasies of any kind?
shall i start on my slight corset fetish?

8. Have you performed any taboos?
probably.

9. Have you ever been so mad you wanted to cause harm to another person?
that bitch was lucky i didn’t have a pickaxe in my bag.

10. Have you ever eaten something you had no idea what it was?
yeah. don’t do that.

11. Have you ever eaten anything alive?
i swallowed a fly that flew into my mouth once. ew.

1) Are you a sexual deviant? - Yes

2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender? - Voluntarily

3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100? - Yes

4) Would you pay to have sex with someone? - Money can’t buy love

5) Would you accept money for sex? - *See previous*

6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is? - Yes

7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing? - Yes

8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten? - Bogeys

9) Do you have dirty thoughts? - Very Often

10) Have you ever soiled yourself? - Yes

11) Have you ever been shat on by a animal? - Pissed?

12) Are these questions are lame? - Meh

13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it. - What is meh?

14) Do you like Mud? - Chocolate?

15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row? - Yes

16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit? - No

17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to? - Providing I could roast it

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow? - Either

19) Have you ever been caught masturbating? - Ninjaness, my friend, is never caught

20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you? - Whatever

1) Are you a sexual deviant? - Fuck year.

2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender? - Have before

3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100. - Yes

4) Would you pay to have sex with someone? - Depends

5) Would you accept money for sex? - Again, depends

6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is? - Yes.

7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing? - Yep

8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten? - Live slug

9) Do you have dirty thoughts? - Yes

10) Have you ever soiled yourself? - Nope

11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal? -Yes lol

12) Are these questions are lame? - Meh

13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it. - Lazeh

14) Do you like Mud? - Love it

15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row? - Yes

16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit? - No lol

17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to? - Yes

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow? - Spit

19) Have you ever been caught masturbating? - Almost

20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you? - Yes