Profile: Red_Calibur9

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Help me raise my Habamon!

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QUOTE SECTION : Some of my favorite quotes.

Squipple wrote: SQUiP?

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

Skull_Kid wrote:

zeta_evolved wrote: wait wat!!!!?

I am so O.o

zeptars dad doesnt want him comming here anymore because hes afraid hell get raped.

Virtual rape?? O.o
THE INTERNET IS TOO DANGEROUS!!

derdev789 wrote: Then you should have done it like this man.

Joe is 13 years old and Billy is 15, they have been best friends for the last 7 years and every day they trade pencils. They trade the pencils based on there age every month, when Joe was 8 he would give 8 pencils to Billy, and when Billy was 10 he would give 10 pencils to Joe (1 to 1 ratio).

If pencils cost 25 cents each, and every year they use special 35 cent pencils, what is 1 + 1?

DARKSLAYER07 wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote: SENIOR MEMBER CITIZEN!

UBER 1337

Cid wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote: That one time we had an orgy in the who’s on here thread, 'cept I was eatin' a cupcake, and Zeoc was readin' a book, and Ty I think was cryin' in the corner... good times...

spencer the king wrote: the time when got lazer vishon from cid

lmao, the who’s on thread holds a lot of good memories, aye?

PS3KICKS360 wrote:

Uncle Pony wrote: Playstation is teh worst console

Wow. I was blown away by all your factual back up there... I am so gonna sell my PS3 and buy two wii’s now

Tyreaus wrote: Division by 0 is forbidden for safety reasons (See Infinity Bomb). Dividing 5 by zero, for example, represents a distribution of 5 apples among zero people. Now you have to ask yourself: The five apples are distributed among nobody; therefore, the nobody gets more than all the apples because all the apples would go to one person if there were one. But we don’t distribute them to one person, but among zero people, such that the nobody gets more than all the apples, leading to infinite apples. This would allow you take these apples and distribute them among all poor people in the world. The world’s food problems could be solved. To protect the fruit producers, however, this method and with it division by zero in general was forbidden.

This is why mathematicians say division by zero is undefined, not because it’s impossible.

Sean of the Living wrote: He would say a snappy one liner, pull out an uzi and start kicking some demon ass with machine guns and his laser eyes. It’d be like Doom crossed with Dragon Ball Z.

Btw, this is extremely hillarious:
http://www.thefunny.org/easter.php

Red_Calibur9 wrote: Ninjas (aka magic child juggernauts) go to school to learn how to kill people. They are encouraged to wear bright colors which makes them more stealthy. They learn how to silently assassinate key targets, usually by shooting giant exploding fire balls or summoning giant monsters to have giant monster battles (seriously, a knife to the heart would yield the same result). Ninjas usually live in secret hidden villages, which usually sit right next to some giant impossible-to-miss ninja rip-off of Mount Rushmore, which totally doesn’t give away the position of a hidden village.

firewolf81 wrote:

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firewolf81 wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote: *plehs Brawl*

Um... my game has Solid Snake in it. :]

my pants has a solid snake in it

My pants has a liquid snake in it.

ummm....EWWWWWWWW!!!

Maggot Face wrote:

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Hijacc wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote: WHAT IS NAZI? WHAT IS NERVIN? WHAT’S IN A NAME? WOULD NOT A THORN BY ANY OTHER NAME HURT JUST AS MUCH?

IS IT NOT A CHEESE FROM WHICH YONDER WINDOW EATETH?

OH HOW I YEARN TO BE THE FORK UPON THAT HAND, SO THAT I MIGHT TOUCH THAT CHEESE.

That was made of win.

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

TDK wrote: lol wow the greatest weapon known to mankind. A single cov mother ship can DESTROY AN ENTIER PLANET. Acctualy it destroyed many. The weapons that snake deals with is childs play compared to what mc has to deal with. O and that super weapon your talking about can it destoyed every living think in the galixy no. No it can not unlike the rings in halo that mc has to stop from a far far more tech superior enemy built from many races of alians out numbering the humans prob by a few trillion

Oh, right, 'cause MC totally had to fight Halo. Oh wait, that’s not right, he blew up a ship that destroyed Halo.

_N3M3SIS_ wrote: the lasst game i showed my mom was GTA: San andreas...i car jacked an old woman, drove down to the beach (the one by the lighthouse) while running over poeple, then i pulled out a baseball at, found a chick in a red bikini, and beat her to death then i took her money and continued to hit her a good fifty times...my mom made me take it back to the gamestop i was working at...

Darth Nihilus wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

SA-X wrote:

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syphon pro wrote:

Di5turbed wrote: whats up fatso

lol

lol

lol

lol

lol

Darth Nihilus wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

Darth Nihilus wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote: I’m insanely vain, carefree, overconfident, and apathetic. I plan to rule the world.

You are one who shows no little feeling or emotion towards that try to bring you down, or make you feel like an emotional wreck, but one day, you shall learn the truth about something that you have come to believe, and your eyes will be opened to the world, knowing that there is a higher being in the universe watching your every move, knowing your every thought, knowing about the very next thing that you are going to do.

...But I’m already a Christian. =[

You shall see in the future. You do not know what I mean. You will actually meet this higher being in person.

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Christian Gold Saint of Aries wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

Christian Gold Saint of Aries wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

Christian Gold Saint of Aries wrote: usually in a movie the devil is weak

We’re not using a movie, we’re using the actual Satan.

what are his feats?

Totally f*cking up Job, tempting Jesus with ruling the world, mass deceiving...

who is job? can he blow things up? such as the universe?

*facepalm*

lmfao XD

Rorschach wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote: Master Chief tanked a hit from Halo which could destroy galaxies, punched holes in starships, and caught bullets out of the air. He could move so fast that others couldn’t even see him, meaning that Warthogs move at at least the speed of light.

lawl

Rorschach wrote:

J peth wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

J peth wrote: lol,never thought about it that way...the warthog thing i mean...

Haha, it was a joke. XD
I was being Nerevar.

i know...but it still makes sense..strangely enough...

No, it really doesn’t...

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

dukedas wrote: There are 8 compartments of hell...or 8 floors of hell ..!! This is what a fix believer Buddhism will answer if u ask...!! But i`ll say ...its only self hell...!! Once u have a sin...u lost to ur inner mind that u already felt uncomfortable or guilty once u committed a sin...!! Those religious books said are just lure people with heaven to do good things...n threaten with hell not to do bad things...!! I think its aim is simple...but people really do take it serious...!!

Every time i heard these...i just remember what my granny used to say to me when i refuse to finish my meals....!!

Finish this meal or tha red 6 legged demons with 2 heads will eat u...

At that time i was thrilled like hell...n i finished those meals...!!

Holy sh@t, haha.

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

Hijacc wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

Hijacc wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

Hijacc wrote:

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Hijacc wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote: Oh no you didn’t.

Didn’t you owe me

Payback is a comin', you will be runnin'. FOREVER.

after I deliver your blood will be a river
(of red)

First you try to trap me, then you bust a cap in MY @$$.

Such humiliation will bring total Annihilation

It’ll be delicious when I get vicious, tomorrow.

*high fives*

I’m putting this on my page.

Xtrm Liability wrote: It just feels right here. This is the only forum I’ve ever known since 2005. I enjoy fawking with Cid, it’s entertaining. The layout of this site is simple and nice. No fancy shmancy bullshit tokens just to earn a right to PM somebody you need to pay for or play in a lame ass arcade game. ZOMG you have to earn tokens to play Tetris. Shit if I wanted to play tetris I would just play it on windows or XBL arcade for free. I enjoy messin' around with you all and the cool thing is, you all know I like to fuck around for the lulz.

Cheers to Bjarne and his brilliant yet simple and easy going site, and to all the anime nerds and strange Canadian Paganist witches.

May there be more lulz and fucking around on MvC to come.

Chaos Theory wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote:

Chaos Theory wrote: Kel lieks orange soda

Is it true?

Mmm-hmm! I do, I do, I do-ooo.

xXSILVERXx wrote:

deadkamakazi wrote: wtf weres the frooty pebble or the smacks man you fuckin suck

lmfao

Tyrant wrote:

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BassCross wrote:

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Tyrant wrote: Nu uh. Goku can use Kamehameha and kill him.

Not if Zangief suplex’d him.

Iron Man>Zangief.

Chun Li > Iron Man

Somebody give this man some rep.

RageOverdose wrote:

The MASK wrote:

Rosputin wrote:

Maximus Maximus wrote:

Rosputin wrote: what would it be gaiz?

What is your fascination with penises? We all know you’re coming out of the closet, but there is no need to brag about it. Being gay isn’t something you need to shout about.

Hello.

QFT

I came.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%

Romantic |||||| 23%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Indie |||||||||| 31%

Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
social, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, makes friends easily, rarely irritated, open, enjoys leadership, trusting, dominant, thrill seeker, strong, does not like to be alone, assertive, mind over heart, confident, controlling, feels desirable, likes the spotlight, loves food, social chameleon, hard working, concerned about others

^ BULL CRAP