I am a hammer wielding Viking i sail from shore to shore murdering, raping and pillaging the people of foreign lands.
During the day i engage in epic battle with the most vile of beasts. In the night i drink 5 gallons of mead, bed 4 wenches (twice each) and prepare for the battle to come.
a drawing someone made of me right before i killed him
My real info
My name is Robert, i am 20 yrs old, and i am from Houston,Texas (currently living in California).
Likes:
Dirt bikes,Sport bikes,Video games, women, fast cars, animals (not like that, you sick fuck)
Television:
G4, HBO, Penthouse TV, Speed, Comedy Central, The HIstory Channel, the Science channel, The discovery Channel, ESPN, ESPN2,NFL Network, [adult swim].
Movies:
The Termanator, The termanator 2: Judgement day,Jaws,The king of kong, Star Wars IV,V,VI, Sin City, 300, Iron Man, Dogma, Clerks,Clerks2, Analyse this,Analyse That,Fight Club, Kaylani Unleashed, Anal exxxploration, Do it for dollers 5, Exxxtasy Island, MILF Seekers 21, The Dark knight,Batman Begins
Books:
Of mice and men,the Halo novels.
Music:
H.I.M., the 69 eyes,Slayer,Tool,GWAR, Children of Bodonm, Arch Enemy,Emperor,Deathspell Omega, Opeth,King Diamond, Cannibal Corpse,Rammstine(in small doses), NIghtwish,Iron Maiden, Metallica,Between the Burried and Me,Meshuggah ect
Juggalo’s, goth kids, conspiracy theroritst, The Nintendo Wii, Animal abuse,Rap/hip hop, loud mouth idiots, Condoms, President Bush,Osama bin Laden, Golf, NASCAR,Paper bags, Pokemon, Will Ferill and VampireFreaks.com
there ya go if ya wanna know anymore about me, PM me
Shit i find entertaining
Gotta love Halo
Mah cat Tom
Awosome cars
Ferrari Enzo
Mclaren F1 LM
one of the fastest production car in the world (260 mph), the Koenigsegg CCX
The Lamborghini Reventon
The Ford GT Twin Turbo
The Saleen S7 Twin Turbo
The original Shelby GT 500
2004 Cobra
The Ferrari F430
Epic win
My XBL Gamer Tag
One of my favorite first person shooteer of 2007
My 2006 Yamaha YZ450F
LoL
I’m a fan of the MLG circut
Banhammer
Some of my favorite games of all time (no praticular order)
FINAL FANTASY X
Grand Theft Auto IV
Super Mario 64
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
anything FINAL FANTASY VII
I dont wanna hear any of this shit
George Carlin wrote:
Did you ever notice, most people who are against abortions, are people you dont wanna fuck in the first place?
George Carlin wrote:
I have a very low tollerence for people and they’re stupid bull-shit
Squipple wrote:
SQUiP?
Squipple wrote:
THAT’S RIGHT!!! WHAT NOW YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER! WHAT NOW BITCH!!!! LICK MY NUTS YOU FUCKING BASTARD! I FUCKED YOUR MOM AND NEVER CALLED BACK YOU FUCKER!!!
Albert Einstein wrote:
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
Friedrich von Schiller wrote:
Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain
Albert Einstein wrote:
We can’t solve problems using the same thinking we used when we created them
H. G. Wells wrote:
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe
THE_PAIN wrote:
i need to jerk off to this
Firewolf81 wrote:
America needs to pull its head out of its ass. They have gone giddy with power and think they are the king of the world.
pollfiller16 wrote:
Dante666 wrote:
Double posted over 10 threads huh ?
yah i had really bad lag
watermelon man wrote:
it’s a known fact that all black people like chicken.
every single one.
Squipple wrote:
599 US DOLLARZ??!?!?
Zucas on Killzone 2 wrote:
Not bad. The game does look quite good in motion. The close up textures in the game are nothing short of spectacular.
Xtrm Liability wrote:
.R.3.A.L.1.T.Y. wrote:
Anyways.. this is friday, the FUCK AM I DOIN ON HERE???
haha.. PCE douschezzz,
You’re such a bitch. I’m starting to respect the anime geeks and nerds more than you. Just STFU, man. You come to MvC, you post here regularly and have more posts than I do with all your other accounts. Yet you claim to have a life and according to you nobody else on MvC does. I see you as one of the biggest fake ass clown losers here on MvC to be honest.
Crimson_Blade wrote:
The evangelicals are fearing that the Islamist Terrorists are getting ahead and now it is time to introduce some good old fashioned Christian Terrorism.
Haylias wrote:
BausMan 117 wrote:
Kill for christ.
Evangelicals aren’t smart enough to tell which side of the gun is for shooting.
Haylias wrote:
Firewolf81 wrote:
That guy gets on my tits.
jomas the grunt wrote:
i fucked my sister
Xtrm Liability wrote:
Dante is a video game character, not a guy on moviecodec. If I were to be soo obsessed with a video game character, my name would be Kratos. But It’s not. I am Xtrm. Suck a dick I know Firewolf would Haha
deadkamakazi wrote:
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat/
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat/
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat/
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat/
I fucked your mom
And I wanna suck my dad
and my mommy too
oh, is this thing on?
Xtrm Liability on kingboo wrote:
OMG if I see another gawd damn topic about this lil' shit Nintendo Mario fawking Ghost I’ma go insane. STFU! Nobody cares about some child who thinks he’s a God damn Ghost character on Super Mario fucking Bros. He’s a fucking n00b and the ghost is a looser, outdated piece of shit. Now, who wants to watch sponge bob? Haha
TheSaneRevelation wrote:
WTF iTz BausMan wrote:
Wasn’t he arrested for masturbating at a childrens movie a few years back?
Can’t a guy bate' at a kids show these days!?
Dumbest posts ever
scribble esb wrote:
yea yea yea mother fuckers its scribble east side bloods use to live on tha west side reppin tha esck and blazing all day , my flag is life i live by tha red and white keep it thit
on the streets opporating tha dirty deeds
goku1003 wrote:
To bad the Wii is not selling much.
cannibal corpse is gay wrote:
first of all both the bands r stupid....
slipknot:they r gay mask wearing peices of shit that have the simplest music iv ever seen......horrid vocals...and the fact the they use a bber keig as an instrument is just plain stupid...
cannibal corpse:yes..slipknot is bad...but i hate C/b much much more...for one...i only think the most perverted little fags listen to them...two...they arnt good at deathmetal....they really arnt..sorry to burst your bubble but bands like slayer the black dhalia murder necrphagia (YES I KNOW THEY HAVE THE GAYEST NAME EVER) and born of osiris are much much better than cannibal corpse...so all you cannibal corpse fans can suck my 12 inch cock...while u go fuck a dead body with magguts up its ass..like it says in that oh so horrible cannibal corpse song..“i cum blood”..or whatever the fuck its called you little perverts...nw if you excuse me..im gonna go listen to music thats worth listening too....
GRINGO LOCO wrote:
I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD KILL HIM. WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT THAT THE GREAT UNITED STATES WOULD LOWER ITSELF TO BE RUN BY A NIGGER.
everyonebothersme wrote:
Obama is NOT going to win
person guy wrote:
you shouldnt pis off people who can use white magic,the
Kratos-Sama wrote:
If you have beef with me, come meet me in real life
Some videos from the greatest comidian of all time, George Carlin
Religion is bullshit
The seven words you cant say on television
Pro life is anti woman
Saving the planet
George Carlin on death
Funny Videos
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My gameplay videos.
I’ll post some of my gameplay from Halo 3 here more will be added soon.
Doubles Perfection (and one of the most savage no scopes i have ever made)
Profile: WTF iTz BausMan
