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I was watching inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit
where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of
the world. Well i live near the sea, and don’t want to drown, so i got
to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water
level rises then it won’t rise high enough to flood.
Anyway, heres the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea
water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in,
we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world
for our children to live
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