That would explain why god made a man first would it not?
Infinitus wrote:
Titan Maximum wrote:
I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but GIANT TOILET
But now I know the meaning of true RELIEF
I’m leaning on the everlasting FLUSH
If I can see it, then I can PEE ON IT
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it
[1]
I believe I can PEE
I believe I can touch MY SELF
I think about it every night and day
UNZIP MY FLY AND LET IT SPRAY
I believe I can soar
I see HER running through that open door
I believe I can PEE
I believe I can PEE
I believe I can PEE
See I was on the verge of WETTING MY SELF
Sometimes HOLDING IT can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh
If I can see it, then I can PEE ON IT
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it
[Repeat 1]
Hey, cause I believe in me, oh
If I can see it, then I can PEE ON IT
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it
[Repeat 1]
Hey, if I just UNZIP MY FLY
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just UNZIP MY FLY
I can PEE
PEE-EEE-EEE
Marly wrote:
R.Kelly wrote:
Marly wrote:
R.Kelly wrote:
I had fun.
I’m a pretty nice guy once you get to know me. Yup yup yup.
I have a feeling that you’re an under age girl.*smirks*
Desert Spada wrote:
I wouldn’t argue too much with Aurigaa. He either has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about or is a troll. He states things that the manga clearly shows otherwise to an makes groundless claims based on nonexistent ties.
I voted for troll
Captain Charisma wrote:
A lot of posters have no life, namely, the ones who believe reputation means something. Irrelevant D-listers like Yujiro Hanma and such. I’m glad I don’t have their life and I feel sorry for their parents. They must feel like such failures as human beings seeing that was what they devoted the primes of their lives into raising.
^lol
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i got pawned by noobz wrote:
“i got pawned by a bigger cock”
Xyoung bloodX wrote:
yo motha fucka so u think u bad,
u neek to get a motha fuckin writin pad,
take notes cause im about to destroy you,
and this shit here is way overdue,
homie this shit here is my life,
imma open this up like a switch blade knife,
i hope u will learn somthing today,
i leave people in a disarray,
this shit right here is unfair,
im so gifted and and my talent is very rare,
u never seen this shit so clean,
to measure the damage on u we will need a machine,
cause its just sad all this shit im doint to you,
battelin me is somethin like taboo,
cause i will massacure you just like jason or freddy,
im comin at ya and i dont care if ur ready
^I got this through a PM.
TiggerLover wrote:
Banned for trying to get rid of me - I am eternal - I never leave - mwaaahaahaa!!
Marly wrote:
I concede defeat to your unmatched dick of horror. Even I stand no chance against something so magnificent yet so terrible.
Marly wrote:
Titan Maximum wrote:
This forum is a joke compared to others.
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Religious Thread
[ ] You posted a accusation with no proof
[ ] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[ ] You posted a me > u thread
[ ] you posted a worthless offensive thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message
[ ] You haven’t read the FAQ
[ ] You don’t know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[x] I don’t like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[x] Your parents are related
[ ] You and your wife are related
[ ] You dated my sister
[ ] You dated my brother
[x] You made love to my dog
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Call Obama and inform him he’s black
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[x] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Eat my ass
[x] Grind a rail on your sack
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I’d Like to Say:
[ ] 1 R 1337
[ ] Pwned
[x] GG no re
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Me > u
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[x] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] STFU botter
[ ] All of the above