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11 Apr 2009 04:24 pm
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It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback blew his top.

How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he screamed. “You were wrong on the out-of-bounds, you were wrong on that last first down, and you missed an illegal tackle in the first quarter."

The official just stared.

The quarterback seethed, but he suppressed the language that might get him tossed from the game. “What it comes down to," he bellowed, “is that you STINK!"

The official stared a few more seconds. Then he bent down, picked up the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down. He turned to face the steaming quarterback.

The official finally replied, “And how do I smell from here?"


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you stole this


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11 Apr 2009 04:35 pm
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jomas wrote: you stole this




Of course I did. Do you think I’m smart enough to make it up myself? If stealing jokes is good enough for Jerry Seinfeld, it’s good enough for me. smiley


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link them then.


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11 Apr 2009 04:43 pm
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jomas wrote: link them then.



Oh, wait. I gotta good idea: Go fuck yourself!

(I stole that too)


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Chilly man wrote:

jomas wrote: link them then.



Oh, wait. I gotta good idea: Go fuck yourself!

(I stole that too)


or how about this, kiss my ass!


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11 Apr 2009 04:46 pm
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jomas wrote:

Chilly man wrote:

jomas wrote: link them then.



Oh, wait. I gotta good idea: Go fuck yourself!

(I stole that too)


or how about this, kiss my ass!




ooooo Romance. I love it, wait’ll I put on my lipsticke Sweetie. smiley


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11 Apr 2009 05:49 pm
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Chilly man wrote:

jomas wrote: you stole this




Of course I did. Do you think I’m smart enough to make it up myself? If stealing jokes is good enough for Jerry Seinfeld, it’s good enough for me. smiley


Lol.


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11 Apr 2009 06:29 pm
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Another joke. smiley


After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.
After observing while several applicants demonstrated their skills, he decided to call it a day. Just then a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer’s job.
The bishop was incredulous. “You have no arms!”
“No matter,” said the man, “observe!” He then began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.
The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, while rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.
The stunned bishop immediately rushed down the stairways. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, “Bishop, who was this man?” “I don’t know his name,” the bishop sadly replied, “but his face rings a bell.”


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I stole that too. :P


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lol funneh peoples

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Yayyyy, yur goin back up again. smiley


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Why the fuck is this in the sports section?


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Because...Too long to explain.


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