| 06 Sep 2005 05:44 pm |
imposter Guest | Big Fat Bitch With a Knife stands in the corner claiming she is the Lizard King. She can do anything. I convulse in-time with the latest MC Hammer release. It’s Christian. God can dig it. We’re waiting for One-Titted Lady and her sidekick, Midget the Midget. Midget was born an orphan and One-Titted Lady was born without a brain. She adopted Midget when he was only 37 years old and, without a brain, she had trouble coming up with a name for him. She finally chose Midget. Being that he already was a midget, he became Midget the Midget, so as not to be confused with Midget the Tall Guy or Midget the Average Height Person. It’s a trademark thing. You’d have to ask Ivana Trump. Anyway, Big Fat Bitch With a Knife and myself sit waiting for the two of them because they have the inside scoop on the Y2K bug. They found it inside of Richard Simmon’s ass when he went comatose immediately upon hearing people thought he was gay. “How can you say that??? I’ve never been with a woman!" He screamed. It’s a mystery. I’m getting nervous around Big Fat Bitch With a Knife because she’s been known to use it. Being that I’m having a seizure and MC Hammer is just a CD, I really have no way to fight this thing. Finally Midget the Midget arrives. He’s brought along Bob “Not My Grandpa” Bobby. One-Titted Lady is no where in sight. “Where the hell’s One-Titted Lady?" Big Fat Bitch With a Knife asks. “She’s at home, guarding her tit”, Midget the Midget answers while shitting on the floor. When you only have one breast, you look after it as if it were gold. A golden breast, even. A golden breast that gives milk. Mmmmm . . . miiiiiiiiiiiilk. I remember when One-Titted Lady went to have breast-implants but left in tears when the doctor told her it would actually be a “breast implant; drop the 's'". “Implant” he said. This was the first time One-Titted Lady actually realized she only had one breast. Before this moment she thought people simply called her One-Titted Lady because she was addicted to Ginseng. The truth can hurt. I finally come out of my seizure and turn off the MC Hammer. “Do you have the goods?" I ask, while holding my penis in a gesture of some faith or another. With so many organized religions, who really cares, anymore? “Yeeeeeah," Bob “Not My Grandpa” Bobby whines back, “you got the dough?" Bob “Not My Grandpa” Bobby used to be black, but he isn’t anymore. Now he’s African-American. That whole “black” thing ended back when Nirvana was big and people had their wallets attached to chains. Did I mention I’m no longer epileptic!?!!! It’s a friggin' miracle! The doctor has now re-diagnosed me with a “seizure-disorder”! Woo-hoo! Next thing you know I won’t be a sucky writer, but “someone who tries to write”. This PC shit is great. “I am the Lizard King," Big Fat Bitch With a Knife yells, pulling me from my PC-sprinkled thoughts, “I can do anything!" “I beat 'Pitfall' and took a picture!" Bobby proclaims, making no sense. Big Fat Bitch goes crazy and stabs Bob “Not My Grandpa” Bobby 37 times. All in the crotch. Midget the Midget looks worried. “Is he dead?" He asks. “Looks that way," I return, feeling a bit nervous myself. “I can do ANYTHING!" Big Fat Bitch screams. “Full House” comes on the TV. We watch it quietly. Bob is naturally quiet, being that he’s dead. The rest of us are quiet just because that Bob Saget’s so gal-dang funny. Big Fat Bitch With a Knife says she wants to marry him. She then farts. We laugh together over her gas. “He’s the inside scoop on the Y2K bug” Midget the Midget reveals. “It’s been Bob, all along." “Why are there so many Bobs in this story?" I reply, while squeezing my left nut to see if it turns into bacon, “it really isn’t very good writing, on my part.". “Because Bob is the Bob!" Dead Bob yells. I notice he has a boner and my testicle still isn’t bacon. “You’re alive?!?" Midget the Midget asks, sounding astounded. Before Bob “Not My Grandpa” Bobby answers, Big Fat Bitch With a Knife cuts his head off and sticks it in her cunt. It’s like giving birth, backward. Talk about “getting head”. “There’s only room for one Bob in this story," she declares, “and he’s on 'Full House'". We laugh again and make popcorn. The world is saved
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| 06 Sep 2005 05:50 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34  Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | didnt read it all but you couldve picked a different name or you will be banned.
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| 06 Sep 2005 05:53 pm |
imposter Guest | told ya. numb nuts cant ban me.
hes tryed and faild
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| 06 Sep 2005 05:55 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | still he can close this forum.
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| 06 Sep 2005 05:58 pm |
Bjarne Lundgren Guest | that wont be a bad thing, would it.
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:09 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | i hope thats not the imposter.
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:12 pm |
kiss my ass Guest | wats the point of beining an imposter if i dident impose....
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:13 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | What?!?!?!
And learn to spell.
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:16 pm |
Frightf0o Guest | i dont care mutch about spelling...
but ime an ace on other things...
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:17 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | like confusing the hell outta people.
and if you wanna impersonate people try to at least SOMEWHAT act like them.
But what do i care, in fact, why am i even here?
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:19 pm |
labish Guest | not a chance on that ime afraid
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:20 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | i dont even think theres a labish out there.
and please, as long as your on this forum,
i know its you.
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:22 pm |
anonymous. Guest | yeh there is a labish.....hes is out there
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:23 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | havent even heard of him so he hasnt been here for a while why should he be here now.
doesnt matter.
i know who you are.
cant hide here,
cant run,
cant fight.
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:28 pm |
Topsy Turvy Guest | keep on dreaming boy.keep on dreaming
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:28 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | whatcha doin,
thinking of something to say to attempt to retaliate?
HA!
YOULL NEVER BEAT ME!!!!
EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM IS BETTER THAN YOU ANYDAY!!!
HAHAHA!!!!
YOU ROYALLY SUCK SHIT!!!
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:29 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | so, how old are you anyway?
im 13.
heh, being owned by a 13 year old!!
thats funny
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:31 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | so, watcha doin now?
cryin to mommmy?
HA!
you dont even have one!
if you do...
ive probably stepped on her already.
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:32 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | just a splat and shes gone...
just like you, cant handle a little diss,
then you run away...
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| 06 Sep 2005 06:35 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
WAHWAHWAH!!
thats what youre saying isnt it?
MOMMY, SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME IS SAYING BAD THINGS TO ME WAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
btw this is what you get for impersonating people.
MORE ME THAN ANY ONE ELSE.
but theyre with me too.
watching...
waiting...
cant stand the pressure can ya.
and if you really are gone youll have a few un answered suprises.
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