Note: If you hate Nintendo, you shouldn’t read it, but if you know all the Mario characters, go for it!
I wrote a story (look on the internet, you wouldn’t be able to find it, so that proves I invented it) but it’s not done: So here it goes!
Today is the start of Bowser’s Training Camp. Everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom is going to attend. Everyone was there by now. They all were carrying backpacks and suitcases with them.
Bowser: Welcome to Bowser’s Camp! I’d like to introduce you all. Then I’ll explain the rules and stuff. Lets start off at the beginning, shall we? Hmm.... Mario! Everyone knows Mario! I’ll just skip him then. I think we’ll start off with his younger brother, Luigi!
Luigi: Um... My name is Luigi.... and I like to.... play video games... I’m done.
Bowser: You in the purple! Introduce yourself!
Waluigi: I’m Waluigi! I like to read comic books and cause mischief. I-
Bowser: Next!
Yoshi: Um... I’m Yoshi. I live with Mario and Luigi, but my family lives on Yoshi’s Island.
Bowser: Okay... how about you?
Birdo: I’m Birdo! I like to fight strong opponents. I feel confident that I’d win!
Bowser: Next!
Donkey Kong: I’m Donkey Kong, but call me DK. I like to eat bananas.
Bowser: Who’d I miss?
Toad: I’m Toad. I am Peach’s servant at her castle. My 3 brothers live in her castle with me.
Bowser: And last but not least, Princess Peach!
Peach: Uh, hi everybody. I’m Peach. I like tennis, golf, and swimming.
Wario: God damn alarm! Wait..... Holy hell! I forgot about Camp!
Immediately, Wario rushes out of his house and runs far up the hill to camp.
Luigi: Hey lard butt, what’s with the pajamas?
Wario: What are you tal... Oh crap!
He then again runs down. As soon as he gets back, Bowser explains the rules.
Bowser: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Toad, I’ve placed you in cabin A. Wario, Waluigi, Birdo, DK, you are in cabin B. Peach, You get the top bunk in my cabin. Any questions?
No one had any questions
Bowser: Each day, you guys have a different course. I will place you all in random pairs. Write your name down with a piece of paper. With their being an odd number of people, the extra person will be my personal helper this week. Everyone ready? Put the papers in this bucket. The first pair will be...... Birdo and Luigi! The second pair will be.....DK and Yoshi! The third pair will be...... Mario and Waluigi! The fourth pair will be..... Wario and Peach! Looks like Toad is my new servant, huh?
Bowser: To be convenient, I’ve decided to put the pairs together In the cabins. So that means 2 pairs per cabin. Each course ends at 7:25. Dinner is at 7:45. Free time is at 8:30. With no cameras or microphones anywhere, I would like you to know that I will be checking on the cabins at 9:15 exactly. Lights off is at 9:30. Any questions? Good. Meet me here in another hour. Use this time wisely. Toad, you better come with me. Oh, and you guys pick what 2 teams are staying together.
They all went to their cabins and unpacked their stuff. Each cabin had two bunk beds, an empty shelf, and two outlets. Each cabin also had 2 windows, a door, and a working air conditioner. And all of it was in very good condition.
When it was lunch time, Wario approached Bowser.
Wario: During free time, is it okay if I plug up my Nintendo and play it?
Bowser: I don’t see why not.
Wario: Thank you very much.
Everyone continued eating their meals. After everyone was finished, Bowser started saying something to everyone.
Bowser: My training camp only lasts one week. I don’t give a crap if you play your games or hook up a TV with cable, what really matters is that you all learn something out of this. This camp means well to the Koopa Kids and I, and I expect it to mean well to you guys too... So what do you say?
Everyone clapped their hands, even Waluigi and Wario.
Since it was the first day, Bowser decided to let them hang out in their cabins all day. Wario set up his TV on the shelf and plugged it in one of the outlets. Wario reached into his bag and pulled out a bunch of wires. Then he pulled out a Gamecube. He plugged it up. He decided to play Mario Kart: Double Dash. Since he only had 2 controllers with him, he let Yoshi and Peach play versus each other instead. Wario pulled out a magnificent handheld.
DK: Whoa, what’s that thing?
Wario: It’s called a Pocket Cube.
DK: What’s a Pocket Cube?
Wario: Waluigi gave it to me for my birthday last year. He took apart our old gamecube and made it into a portable. It took him months to make, and he gave it to me.
DK: Does it really play gamecube discs?
Wario: Absolutely! I’m playing Mario Party 4! And he made an internal memory card which stores data up to a gigabyte.
DK: Mind if I try?
Wario: Sure! I’ll use my other one! I invented it! It’s just as powerful as that one, only it carries up to half a gigabyte. Waluigi designed both of them. They all work exactly alike. They even don’t take up any battery life. They both absorb energy from the sun to get powered up.
DK: My birthday is tomorrow, you know.
Wario: I know......
Seemingly out of nowhere, Wario just got an idea.
Wario: Have the half-gig as an early birthday present. I’ll even throw in a key chain that has a built in radar. It tells you the exact location your Pocket Cube. It can really help if you lose it.
DK: Thank you.
Wario: You know, my birthday is also tomorrow, too.
DK: I have it marked on my calendar...
Meanwhile in the other cabin
Luigi: Birdo, your snoring! I can’t play my gamecube with you snoring!
Birdo: Sorry, I can’t help it. You probably snore too!
Waluigi: Just shut up, all of you!
Mario: Let’s just try to get along with each other.
Waluigi: It’s kinda hard, sharing a cabin with my rival!
Luigi: Hey Waluigi, wanna play Pokemon?
Waluigi: Sure, rival! I brought my game, GBC and a link cable!
They start playing Pokemon when Bowser knocks on the cabin door.
Mario: What is it?
Bowser: Dinner is in 45 minutes!
Bowser does the same thing to the other cabin.
After Dinner, In cabin B
DK: Wario is in the bathroom, so I have to explain fast! Tomorrow is his birthday! I want him to have the best birthday party ever. Anyone have any good gifts?
Yoshi: I have a Nintendo DS in my bag. It’s still in the plastic wrap. Will that do?
DK: Yeah, that’ll work! Anyone else?
Peach: The only thing I have expensive is the extremely rare 4 dollar bill. How’s that for a present?
DK: He’ll love that! Now I have to give him a present. I brought a little something called a Pocket 64. It’s a portable N64. While it takes two C-Batteries, It can play up to 12 hours of gaming. Every Nintendo 64 game is stored in it’s internal memory drive, so playing them will
be a walk in the park. It also has a 128 bit graphics chip, smoothing up the 64 bit and doubling the graphics, which-
At that same second, Wario enters the cabin.
Wario: It’s 8:30, wanna play Mario Party 4, guys?
DK: You only have 2 controllers though.....
Wario: I forgot to mention..... The pocket cubes double as controllers for the actual gamecube.
DK: That’s clever of you, to add that feature in.
Wario: Believe it or not, Waluigi added that feature onto both of them. It was smart of him, to do it, you mean.
They play a 25 turn round at Koopa’s Seaside Soiree. On turn 19, bowser knocked on the door.
Bowser: 15 minutes, guys, 15 minutes.
He then left and did then same thing to the other cabin.
At 9:14, everyone was aware of the fact that Bowser was coming to the cabins. They all decided to fall asleep early and decided not to worry about it.
At 6:45 am, Bowser woke up all the campers. Bowser handed a schedule to everyone.
At 7:00, Wario told DK that he was going to take a shower. DK waited for Wario to leave the cabin. Then he told Yoshi and Peach to wrap up the gifts in wrapping paper DK brought. About twenty minutes later, Wario appeared from the shower. Right when his hand touched the knob, he realized he left his wallet in the shower room. Just as he was walking, he passed Birdo, who was coming out of the shower room.
Birdo: Wario, do you know who’s wallet this is?
Wario: I think so. Did you pick it up from the bench?
Birdo: Yeah, why?
Wario: It’s my wallet.
Birdo handed Wario the wallet. Wario stepped in front of the door. This time, his hand fully turned the knob and the door creaked open. As soon as Wario stepped in, he saw Yoshi, DK, and Peach with presents.
Peach, Wario, and DK: Happy Birthday Wario!
Wario: Oh guys, I don’t know what to say... you.. did this.. all for me?
DK: Yes, and I hope you enjoy the presents we got for you!
Peach: And their not mediocre, either.
Wario was handed the present Yoshi had got for him. He slowly unwrapped it and his eyes gleamed.
Wario: A Nintendo DS. Thank You Yoshi! I’ve always wanted one of these!
Yoshi: And open up the smaller package underneath it.
Wario: Super Mario 64 DS... and Yoshi Touch and Go? You guys really do care for me.....
Peach: Course we do! Now, wanna open up mine?
Wario was handed a small envelope. He slowly opened it and pulled out some type of dollar.
Wario: A 4 Dollar Bill! For me? I think I’m gonna cry......
DK: Wanna open up my present?
Wario: uh huh....
He slowly opened this present too. But to him, this was the best present he ever got. Even better than the multiple bags of cash his jailbird uncle gave him for Christmas last year.
Wario: Thank you, DK! This is the best present I’ve ever got! Does it play Mario Kart 64?
DK: Yes.
Wario: And how about-
DK: It has every game ever for the 64 in it. Try it out!
Wario tried Mario Kart 64. He clicked on Mario Grand Prix. He was having a great time playing Mario Kart when suddenly someone knocked on the door of the cabin.
Bowser: Wario and DK, come to my office at 2:05. End of discussion!
Later, right before breakfast is served
Bowser: Today’s your first day of training. I will assign each of you with some work. Birdo, Luigi, you guys go to course one. DK, Yoshi, course two. Mario, Waluigi, course 3. and Wario, Peach, course 4. My boys will show you to your courses after breakfast. Speaking of breakfast...
Bowser went into the kitchen.
Bowser: Toad, how’s breakfast coming?
Toad: Not too good. I don’t know if I should serve boiled eggs or scrambled eggs. What should I do?
Bowser: Serve scrambled. And if you want, you can cook sausages too.
Bowser left the kitchen.
About 10 minutes later, Toad flips the front window of the kitchen open and puts trays on the windowsill. Everyone gets up and collects their food. Toad notes that drinks are coming. About five minutes later, he gives everyone a glass of hot cocoa.
Bowser then again rings the bell
Bowser: The koopas and I have just finished modeling the swimming pool. It’ll be done by 8:00 tonight. So at 8:30, you guys can take a dip in it. Remember Wario and DK, come to my office at 2:05. I will be there. And hopefully you will too. Koopas! Get over here!
Four Mini-Bowsers come over to Bowser. Red, Orange, Blue, and Black Koopa Kid.
Bowser: Alright, Red, show Luigi and Birdo course one. Orange, show DK and Yoshi course two. Blue, show Mario and Waluigi course three. And Black, show Wario and Peach course four
I must be going now. Remember Wario and DK. 2:05!
Course one happened to be an obstacle course. The main goal was to beat a specific time. The only one who beat it before lunch was Luigi. He beat the time by 3 seconds. Birdo kept getting a few seconds over of what Luigi got. Was Luigi’s score impossible to beat? The score stayed there for other people to beat.
Course two happened to be a relaxing time. The only course with no physical labor, a course meant to relax the body from all the hard work done in the other courses. DK and Yoshi even got to eat ice cream and drink root beer floats. They thought of it as “a trip to Heaven.” Meanwhile, Orange Koopa got to do all of that, too.
Course 3 was a hiking course. It required teamwork to get to the top of the mountain. After they reached a certain point, they were aloud to follow an easy trail back to camp. After lunch, they were to follow the same trail back up the mountain to the point they were last at. When they finish the hike they were to relax at camp. Mario and Waluigi made an interesting team. With Mario’s incredible jumping abilities and Waluigi’s tall, flexible body, they made it to the check point in an hour. With the next 55 minutes before lunch, all they did was relax.
Course 4 was a gigantic, castle-sized maze. One person had a key, the other had a safe, and they tried to meet each other in the maze and open the safe. It wasn’t a corn maze, but more like a metal maze. The safe contained a small button in it. It made all the walls sink into the ground. There were emergency switches at every dead end incase it was time for lunch or the end of the day. The emergency switches did exactly what the button did.. Also, if two people complete the maze, they are to be taken back to camp into their cabins. Peach and Wario met a few minutes before lunch.
Right before lunch is served
Bowser: Attention everybody! I want you to know the swimming pool is just about ready. The water isn’t ready to be swam in yet. I still need to test it out before I release it to you. Lunch is going to be ready shortly. That is all.
Bowser entered the kitchen.
Bowser: How’s lunch coming?
Toad: Great! I cooked a seafood pizza for everyone. For an appetizer, I cooked macaroni and cheese. I’m serving Pepsi for drinks. Tell everyone to line up.
Bowser: Keep up the good work!
Bowser leaves the kitchen.
10 seconds later, everyone comes up to get their food. With the last 4 pieces of pizza, Toad decides to give two to Bowser. After eating them, Bowser leaves the kitchen and makes an announcement.
Bowser: Lunch is just about over. With it being 2:00, I want Wario and DK to know that in 5 minutes, they have to come to my office. One more thing: I would like to tell you I’ve tested the pool. It’s fabulous! It’s gonna be open from 8:30 to 9:30. So feel free to come on by.
Five minutes later
Wario: This is it..... Bowser’s office.....
DK: Yeah... I can’t do it...
Wario: I’ll do it
A frightened Wario knocks on the door. After 10 seconds, Bowser answers the door.
Bowser: Hello. Welcome to my office. Would you like to come in?
Wario and DK entered the cabin.
Bowser: I was looking through your registration paper, and both of you guys have a birthday today! I thought I could celebrate it for you guys!
He whispers something into their ears.
DK: Thanks, Bowser! Really?
Wario: Yeah, do we really get the day off?
Bowser: Sure you do! And I’ve placed Yoshi and Peach together, just for today. Since it’s your birthdays, wanna see a free tour of my cabin?
After they go to it, DK and Wario gasp in amazement.
Wario: A big screen TV? Every Nintendo system ever made? A luxurious bathroom?
DK: Yeah, Toad’s got it lucky!
DK and Wario left the cabin. Since Bowser was so nice, he let them take a dip in the pool. And that’s exactly what they did. DK and Wario were relaxing in the jacuzzi. When suddenly, DK asked a question to Wario.
DK: How did you like your birthday so far?
Wario: I loved it! You don’t know how much I wanted to play an N64! Even if it’s portable! But I have a question. How did you make the 64 into a portable?
DK started explaining the technical details of how he invented it.
Later, right before dinner time
Bowser: There in the pool. I’ll get them and tell them dinner’s ready, okay Toad?
Toad: You got it!
About 10 minutes later, Bowser comes to the pool.
Bowser: Guys, dinner time!
Wario enters the cabin to get dressed. He comes out in his normal clothes and put his bathing suit on the clothes line. DK puts his necktie on. After walking with Bowser to the benches, DK and Wario sit down.
Bowser: Attention everyone! Line up to get your dinner!
Everyone was getting their dinner. This time, Toad served them some biscuits and gravy, toast sausage, and eggs. For drinks, they had apple juice. Toad also had the leftovers that people didn’t eat. During dinner, Birdo and Waluigi got into an argument.
Waluigi: It’s all you fault!
Birdo: Well at least I don’t look like a purple stick!
Waluigi: What about you, you have an ugly ass nose!
Birdo: Well you look like a stupid spider.
Waluigi: At least I’m not gay!
Birdo: You look like a retarded spider.
Waluigi picked up a nearby stick and lifted it up in the air. Wario took the stick from Waluigi and bashed him on the head with it.
Wario: Is that how you’re supposed to act? Violence is never the answer!
Wario takes the stick and smacks the spider... er. Waluigi with it multiple times.
Bowser: Swimming pool! Anyone want to visit the swimming pool?
Everyone follows Bowser, even Toad. When they reached the swimming pool, they all take turns putting their bathing suits on in Cabin B. After this, everyone gets into the pool. About 15 minutes of spa time, Luigi walked away from the pool. Wario started yawning. He then got out of the pool and stretched.
Wario: Yeah, I agree with Luigi. Let’s go swimming tomorrow morning before breakfast.
Everyone got out of the pool. Wario, Yoshi, DK, and Peach went to their cabins. Waluigi, Birdo, and Mario went to theirs. Luigi was long up the path to the cabins already.
After they got to the cabins
Wario: This was the best birthday party ever! The presents and everything! Thanks guys.
Yoshi: When are you going to try the DS?
Wario: I just finished up my preferences right now! I think I’ll play Mario first!
Wario sat on his bunk bed. He slid Super Mario 64 DS into the slot and turned the power back on. After playing for about 20 minutes, he called to everyone in amazement.
Wario: Look at these mini-games! Amazing!
Yoshi: I hate to ruin your evening, but it’s 9:15.
Suddenly, someone knocked on the door.
Bowser: 15 minutes left, guys!
He then left and did the same thing to the other cabin.
Yoshi: I’m gonna hit the hay. After all, I need the sleep to wake up at 7:00.
Peach: Yeah, me too.
Wario: Not me! I have to play my games! So I’ll see everyone in the morning.
At 9:16, everyone was aware of the fact that Bowser was coming to the cabins again at 9:30. To reduce the chance of Bowser seeing lights on at 9:30, they all decided to fall asleep early and not worry about it. Except for Wario.
At 6:45 am, Bowser woke up the campers for a third day at camp. He told all the campers to meet him at the benches thirty minutes before breakfast. He said he had an important announcement to make.
The time went by really fast. At 8:45 am, Wario was still playing his DS. He told everyone that he almost beat the game. Thirty minutes later, he beat it.
At 9:30, everyone showed up to the benches.
Bowser: I’m glad you all made it! I have to explain some stuff. The koopas and I have just finished making the Pool Hall! It has a built-in tennis court, a gym, and a soda machine for quick drinks. It’ll be open during your breaks, so feel free to drop on by. Some of you might have noticed the pool was covered up. Well, I decided that an outdoor pool wasn’t good for you. I had the honor of moving it in the Pool Hall. And to Wario! If you play that damn gameboy past 10:00 again I will have to confiscate it from you!
Everyone looks at Wario.
Wario: Wha- I mean, what gameboy? No, I was uh..... reading! Yeah, that’s it!
Bowser: Reading, huh? We’d all like to know what book you were reading!
Wario pulls out a book from his pocket. He waves it for a second and then hides it.
Wario: Yeah that one! The one about.... yeah, that!
DK: A visitor’s tour to Sacramento?
Wario: Uh.....
Everyone started talking. About 10 minutes later, Waluigi started to say something to everyone.
Waluigi: Hey guys, the weather man said there’s gonna be a snowstorm coming here tonight. I for one am glad the pool’s now indoors! I hope it’s warmer than the old pool...
Wario: Get to the point!
Waluigi: Anyways, there’s supposed to be at least three foot of snow. Think we should move our stuff into the Pool Hall tonight?
Everyone agreed.
Waluigi: Great! I’m gonna go tell Bowser!
Waluigi walks over to Bowser. Then he tells him everything the weather man said.
Waluigi: So can the campers and I should sleep in the Pool Hall tonight? To risk the chance of getting trapped in the cabins?
Bowser: Hmm... I don’t see why not. I built an extra room in there anyways. So what time is the snowstorm supposed to reach here?
Waluigi: The weather man said around 8:00 tonight. That gives us time to do our training for today. We can even tell toad to bring dinner into the Pool Hall before it strikes.
Bowser: Tell everyone to get their stuff right now. Tell them to bring it here. Then I’ll show you where the Pool Hall is. When they come back, they can have breakfast.
Waluigi walks to the group.
Waluigi: We gotta get our stuff and bring it here. We got about 15 minutes before breakfast is ready.
The groups walk to their own cabins. After this, Wario was having some technical difficulties.
Yoshi: What seems to be the problem?
Wario: I can’t put the TV in my backpack! It’s too big!
Yoshi: Did you try carrying it in your hands?
Wario: What?
Yoshi: Tell you what. If you carry my bags, I’ll carry the TV. Is it a deal?
Wario: I guess so.
Everyone meets at the benches with all their stuff. Bowser calls the koopa kids over and tells them to haul all the campers’ stuff to the Pool Hall. After this, Bowser tells everyone breakfast will be ready shortly.
Bowser enters the kitchen.
Bowser: Toad, how’s breakfast coming?
Toad: I’m serving pancakes with syrup. Think I should make biscuits?
Bowser: Not today. I already promised them breakfast. They expect it soon.
Bowser left the kitchen.
Toad opens the window and puts the trays on it. Everyone gets up and gets their trays. Toad said he’d bring the drinks over to the benches for them. Shortly after, Bowser made an announcement.
Bowser: As soon as you finish your courses, have your instructor Koopa bring you to the Pool Hall. Choose a comfy spot. That’s where you’ll be sleeping tonight. Also, the pool, the tennis courts, and the soda machine will be open all night. Since the snowstorm is supposed to be here for two days, be sure to bring something entertaining with you. The electricity works in the Pool Hall, so I suspect you to plug up your TVs. That is all.
Toad brought drinks to everyone.
Bowser: Koopas! Get over here!
Four Mini-Bowsers come over to Bowser. Red, Orange, Blue, and Black Koopa Kid.
Bowser: Alright, Red, show Luigi and Birdo course two. Orange, show DK and Yoshi course three. Blue, show Mario and Waluigi course four. And Black, show Wario and Peach course one. Remember: As soon as you finish the courses, you may go to the Pool Hall. I will find everybody when lunch is ready.
Everyone started to follow the koopas to their courses.
Course one was the same obstacle course. However, some of the old dangers were gone and replaced by new ones. Princess Peach beat Luigi’s record. Instead of sprinting and going around the track like everyone else, she used her dress to float across, sort of like cheating in Mario Kart. Wario, however, was afraid to jump the first gap. It was only two feet deep. But imagine if Wario got stuck. That would be funny! But anyways...
Course two was, once again, a relaxing time! This time Birdo and Luigi got to relax. Red Koopa also got to relax. Instead of root beer floats and ice cream, they were treated to pizza and coke. They each got to watch a movie that they picked. They even got to sit in comfortable chairs... In all, Birdo and Luigi enjoyed their second day training at camp.
Course three was the mountain adventure. It required immense teamwork to reach the summit. Yoshi and DK were the hikers this time. When a giant tree blocked their path, Yoshi had an idea. He reached his tongue out, snapping on to one of the branches, and pulled him and DK to the other side. That was just one of their amazing adventures.
Course four was the metallic maze. With there being 16 different mazes, Mario and Waluigi were trying out a totally different one. Waluigi was the guy with the safe. Mario had the key. Waluigi decided to cheat, by drawing a circle on walls he’s already passed. That way, if he went that way again, he’d know if it was a dead end or not. Mario was a good guy and didn’t cheat. In fact, he was very puzzled when he saw random circles on the maze walls.
Pretty soon, it was lunch time. Everyone was anticipating of staying in the Pool Hall for tonight. As for Luigi, he was worried about Daisy. He got out his cell phone and called her. The phone rings twice. Someone answers on the other end.
Daisy: Hello?
Luigi: Hi, it’s me, Luigi.
Daisy: I’ve been worried sick about you! Are you okay? How’s the snowstorm? Are you cold?
Luigi: Uh... I’m fine. The snowstorm hasn’t reached yet.
Daisy: It hasn’t reached? The Mushroom Kingdom is drenched with snow!
Luigi: How? If Wario’s house is in the Mushroom Kingdom, and it’s down the hill... Then-
Daisy: It must have stopped there, then.
Luigi: I’ll call you back when the snowstorm is over.
Luigi hangs up the phone.
Wario: So what’s up?
Luigi: The storm stopped right before it reached your house.
Wario: How convenient.
Everyone sits on the benches. Bowser decided to talk about the plans for today.
Bowser: Listen up! I’ve printed today’s schedule. I’ll give one to everybody.
Bowser passes a copy to everyone.
1:05-2:00 Lunch
2:05-6:00 Course 1(continues)
6:30-7:30 Dinner
7:30-8:00 Last minute visits
8:00-?:?? Pool Hall
Bowser: So the plan is to visit wherever you need to go after dinner. I’m locking the Pool Hall at 8:00 sharp. Be sure to be there. We don’t want anyone to get locked out.
Bowser enters the kitchen. He sees toad carefully and slowly cutting multiple fish. Bowser wonders what is going on.
Bowser: Hey Toad, how’s lunch coming?
Toad: I’m serving fish toady. I need to carefully cut each piece. We need enough for everyone. Both ways, if you think about it.
Bowser: Oh, each person needs enough, and everyone needs some. So if everyone needs some, they have to need some. If someone has enough, then everyone- huh? Run that past me again!
Toad serves lunch. Right after lunch, everyone goes to their courses. It’s only a while longer when Luigi notices something.
Luigi: What was that?
Birdo: It looks like...
Luigi: Snow!
Luigi dances around
Luigi: Hey everybody! It’s snowing!
Red Koopa makes a call on his walkie-talkie. Minutes later, everyone shows up to the groups.
Bowser: As you all can see, it’s started to snow. It will get even more intense as the day ends. Everyone, follow me.
Bowser walks past Cabin B into a brand new building.
Bowser: This is the Pool Hall. As you can all see, this is the empty room in which you’ll all be sleeping in tonight, and possible the next night. The left is the bathrooms and soda machine. The right is the gym. The swimming pool is down through that door and to the right. Any questions?
Wario: Uh, yeah. If we sleep in here, where’s the bunks?
Bowser: Use the pads. Or if you want, you can sleep in the swimming room. There are relaxing chairs in there. Use those.
Bowser: Looks like the snow’s getting heavier as we speak. I guess we can’t do the courses today. I gotta go get Toad.
Bowser leaves the Pool Hall.
Everyone finds a spot in the empty room to sleep. Wario was proud to announce that he brought an adapter for his gamecube. It let him and Luigi play 8 player with 8 different TVs. They all decided to play Mario Kart: Double Dash together. Wario and DK used the Pocket Cubes. Peach and Yoshi used Wario’s yellow controllers. Luigi let his cabin use the 4 controllers he brought. They were all playing the game when suddenly Bowser walks in the Pool Hall.
Bowser: Toad is bringing 12 extra large pizzas over. On top of that, he’s getting 6 dozen Coca Colas and bringing them for everyone. You can share. This will be today’s meal.
Toad walks through the door with all the food Bowser just said.
Bowser: Everyone. Lunch, once again, is served.
Hearing this, Wario leaps towards the pizza. In less than a millisecond, half of a box is missing.
Peach: You pig!
Wario: Well, I was hungry.
Luigi: How? You had 4 servings at Lunch, you ate trail mix before lunch, and I even gave you some of my fish. And you tell me you’re still hungry....
Wario: It’s not my fault!
Waluigi: Can I borrow a dollar?
Wario: I don’t have one, so beat it!
Waluigi: Fine, I’ll just make money the old fashion way, selling your stuff on Ebay.
Wario: Where the hell is my CD Player?
Waluigi: Wisconsin.
Wario: I’ll get you, you skinny-ass son of a bitch!
Wario bends down and slaps his butt repeatedly. Then he yells,
Wario: Kiss my fat yellow Nazi ass!
By this time, Waluigi’s head is turning red with anger. He calms down shortly. He gently walks up to Wario and says he’s sorry.
Wario: You can have a dollar.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 20 by mistake.
Wario: Here you go, Waluigi.
Waluigi: Thank you for the twenty..... I mean the dollar! Yeah, that’s it!
Wario: Oh you bastard! You stole my twenty!
Wario picked up a cudgel and started swinging at Waluigi.
I got one. Once there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings would make fun of him. The ugly ducking’s mother said that when he grew up he would be a big beautiful duck. This made the ugly duckling happy.
BUT SHE WAS WRONG.
When the ugly duckling grew up grew up he didnt become a big beautiful duck. He became a bigger uglier duck. In fack, he was so ugly, that the ducklings who made fun of him died. In fact everyone who saw him died. So he laughed at their corpses and built a castle and ruled the world with and iron wing.And anyone who opposed him would be killed by his UgLY MIGHT!!! “HAHAHAHAHA”, HE SAID, “FEAR ME PEASANTS!!!!!" And the ungly duckling was finally happy.
There once was an ugly duckling named Saxon. Saxon was so ugly, and his sister was so hot, that people couldn’t tell they were related. His sister was so hot, that innocent, smart, 14 year old ducks fell in love with her!
It was night time, and Saxon was fixing his glasses, brushing his buck teeth, and putting on Pimple-Be-Gone. After Saxon went to sleep, his sister, Silver, was having sex with her boyfriend, Cody, who knew a retarded skateboarder named Ricardo Marquez.
In the end, Saxon turned into a red pimple and blew up!
WaluigiWarioNazis- that was really good. you should try to take it farther. Listen, my uncle works at a nintendo game design place in Cali. If you can take this story further, then maybe i can c if hell make it into a game. Something called Bowsers traing camp?
Note: If you hate Nintendo, you shouldn’t read it, but if you know all the Mario characters, go for it!
I wrote a story (look on the internet, you wouldn’t be able to find it, so that proves I invented it) but it’s not done: So here it goes!
Today is the start of Bowser’s Training Camp. Everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom is going to attend. Everyone was there by now. They all were carrying backpacks and suitcases with them.
Bowser: Welcome to Bowser’s Camp! I’d like to introduce you all. Then I’ll explain the rules and stuff. Lets start off at the beginning, shall we? Hmm.... Mario! Everyone knows Mario! I’ll just skip him then. I think we’ll start off with his younger brother, Luigi!
Luigi: Um... My name is Luigi.... and I like to.... play video games... I’m done.
Bowser: You in the purple! Introduce yourself!
Waluigi: I’m Waluigi! I like to read comic books and cause mischief. I-
Bowser: Next!
Yoshi: Um... I’m Yoshi. I live with Mario and Luigi, but my family lives on Yoshi’s Island.
Bowser: Okay... how about you?
Birdo: I’m Birdo! I like to fight strong opponents. I feel confident that I’d win!
Bowser: Next!
Donkey Kong: I’m Donkey Kong, but call me DK. I like to eat bananas.
Bowser: Who’d I miss?
Toad: I’m Toad. I am Peach’s servant at her castle. My 3 brothers live in her castle with me.
Bowser: And last but not least, Princess Peach!
Peach: Uh, hi everybody. I’m Peach. I like tennis, golf, and swimming.
Wario: God damn alarm! Wait..... Holy hell! I forgot about Camp!
Immediately, Wario rushes out of his house and runs far up the hill to camp.
Luigi: Hey lard butt, what’s with the pajamas?
Wario: What are you tal... Oh crap!
He then again runs down. As soon as he gets back, Bowser explains the rules.
Bowser: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Toad, I’ve placed you in cabin A. Wario, Waluigi, Birdo, DK, you are in cabin B. Peach, You get the top bunk in my cabin. Any questions?
No one had any questions
Bowser: Each day, you guys have a different course. I will place you all in random pairs. Write your name down with a piece of paper. With their being an odd number of people, the extra person will be my personal helper this week. Everyone ready? Put the papers in this bucket. The first pair will be...... Birdo and Luigi! The second pair will be.....DK and Yoshi! The third pair will be...... Mario and Waluigi! The fourth pair will be..... Wario and Peach! Looks like Toad is my new servant, huh?
Bowser: To be convenient, I’ve decided to put the pairs together In the cabins. So that means 2 pairs per cabin. Each course ends at 7:25. Dinner is at 7:45. Free time is at 8:30. With no cameras or microphones anywhere, I would like you to know that I will be checking on the cabins at 9:15 exactly. Lights off is at 9:30. Any questions? Good. Meet me here in another hour. Use this time wisely. Toad, you better come with me. Oh, and you guys pick what 2 teams are staying together.
They all went to their cabins and unpacked their stuff. Each cabin had two bunk beds, an empty shelf, and two outlets. Each cabin also had 2 windows, a door, and a working air conditioner. And all of it was in very good condition.
When it was lunch time, Wario approached Bowser.
Wario: During free time, is it okay if I plug up my Nintendo and play it?
Bowser: I don’t see why not.
Wario: Thank you very much.
Everyone continued eating their meals. After everyone was finished, Bowser started saying something to everyone.
Bowser: My training camp only lasts one week. I don’t give a crap if you play your games or hook up a TV with cable, what really matters is that you all learn something out of this. This camp means well to the Koopa Kids and I, and I expect it to mean well to you guys too... So what do you say?
Everyone clapped their hands, even Waluigi and Wario.
Since it was the first day, Bowser decided to let them hang out in their cabins all day. Wario set up his TV on the shelf and plugged it in one of the outlets. Wario reached into his bag and pulled out a bunch of wires. Then he pulled out a Gamecube. He plugged it up. He decided to play Mario Kart: Double Dash. Since he only had 2 controllers with him, he let Yoshi and Peach play versus each other instead. Wario pulled out a magnificent handheld.
DK: Whoa, what’s that thing?
Wario: It’s called a Pocket Cube.
DK: What’s a Pocket Cube?
Wario: Waluigi gave it to me for my birthday last year. He took apart our old gamecube and made it into a portable. It took him months to make, and he gave it to me.
DK: Does it really play gamecube discs?
Wario: Absolutely! I’m playing Mario Party 4! And he made an internal memory card which stores data up to a gigabyte.
DK: Mind if I try?
Wario: Sure! I’ll use my other one! I invented it! It’s just as powerful as that one, only it carries up to half a gigabyte. Waluigi designed both of them. They all work exactly alike. They even don’t take up any battery life. They both absorb energy from the sun to get powered up.
DK: My birthday is tomorrow, you know.
Wario: I know......
Seemingly out of nowhere, Wario just got an idea.
Wario: Have the half-gig as an early birthday present. I’ll even throw in a key chain that has a built in radar. It tells you the exact location your Pocket Cube. It can really help if you lose it.
DK: Thank you.
Wario: You know, my birthday is also tomorrow, too.
DK: I have it marked on my calendar...
Meanwhile in the other cabin
Luigi: Birdo, your snoring! I can’t play my gamecube with you snoring!
Birdo: Sorry, I can’t help it. You probably snore too!
Waluigi: Just shut up, all of you!
Mario: Let’s just try to get along with each other.
Waluigi: It’s kinda hard, sharing a cabin with my rival!
Luigi: Hey Waluigi, wanna play Pokemon?
Waluigi: Sure, rival! I brought my game, GBC and a link cable!
They start playing Pokemon when Bowser knocks on the cabin door.
Mario: What is it?
Bowser: Dinner is in 45 minutes!
Bowser does the same thing to the other cabin.
After Dinner, In cabin B
DK: Wario is in the bathroom, so I have to explain fast! Tomorrow is his birthday! I want him to have the best birthday party ever. Anyone have any good gifts?
Yoshi: I have a Nintendo DS in my bag. It’s still in the plastic wrap. Will that do?
DK: Yeah, that’ll work! Anyone else?
Peach: The only thing I have expensive is the extremely rare 4 dollar bill. How’s that for a present?
DK: He’ll love that! Now I have to give him a present. I brought a little something called a Pocket 64. It’s a portable N64. While it takes two C-Batteries, It can play up to 12 hours of gaming. Every Nintendo 64 game is stored in it’s internal memory drive, so playing them will
be a walk in the park. It also has a 128 bit graphics chip, smoothing up the 64 bit and doubling the graphics, which-
At that same second, Wario enters the cabin.
Wario: It’s 8:30, wanna play Mario Party 4, guys?
DK: You only have 2 controllers though.....
Wario: I forgot to mention..... The pocket cubes double as controllers for the actual gamecube.
DK: That’s clever of you, to add that feature in.
Wario: Believe it or not, Waluigi added that feature onto both of them. It was smart of him, to do it, you mean.
They play a 25 turn round at Koopa’s Seaside Soiree. On turn 19, bowser knocked on the door.
Bowser: 15 minutes, guys, 15 minutes.
He then left and did then same thing to the other cabin.
At 9:14, everyone was aware of the fact that Bowser was coming to the cabins. They all decided to fall asleep early and decided not to worry about it.
At 6:45 am, Bowser woke up all the campers. Bowser handed a schedule to everyone.
At 7:00, Wario told DK that he was going to take a shower. DK waited for Wario to leave the cabin. Then he told Yoshi and Peach to wrap up the gifts in wrapping paper DK brought. About twenty minutes later, Wario appeared from the shower. Right when his hand touched the knob, he realized he left his wallet in the shower room. Just as he was walking, he passed Birdo, who was coming out of the shower room.
Birdo: Wario, do you know who’s wallet this is?
Wario: I think so. Did you pick it up from the bench?
Birdo: Yeah, why?
Wario: It’s my wallet.
Birdo handed Wario the wallet. Wario stepped in front of the door. This time, his hand fully turned the knob and the door creaked open. As soon as Wario stepped in, he saw Yoshi, DK, and Peach with presents.
Peach, Wario, and DK: Happy Birthday Wario!
Wario: Oh guys, I don’t know what to say... you.. did this.. all for me?
DK: Yes, and I hope you enjoy the presents we got for you!
Peach: And their not mediocre, either.
Wario was handed the present Yoshi had got for him. He slowly unwrapped it and his eyes gleamed.
Wario: A Nintendo DS. Thank You Yoshi! I’ve always wanted one of these!
Yoshi: And open up the smaller package underneath it.
Wario: Super Mario 64 DS... and Yoshi Touch and Go? You guys really do care for me.....
Peach: Course we do! Now, wanna open up mine?
Wario was handed a small envelope. He slowly opened it and pulled out some type of dollar.
Wario: A 4 Dollar Bill! For me? I think I’m gonna cry......
DK: Wanna open up my present?
Wario: uh huh....
He slowly opened this present too. But to him, this was the best present he ever got. Even better than the multiple bags of cash his jailbird uncle gave him for Christmas last year.
Wario: Thank you, DK! This is the best present I’ve ever got! Does it play Mario Kart 64?
DK: Yes.
Wario: And how about-
DK: It has every game ever for the 64 in it. Try it out!
Wario tried Mario Kart 64. He clicked on Mario Grand Prix. He was having a great time playing Mario Kart when suddenly someone knocked on the door of the cabin.
Bowser: Wario and DK, come to my office at 2:05. End of discussion!
Later, right before breakfast is served
Bowser: Today’s your first day of training. I will assign each of you with some work. Birdo, Luigi, you guys go to course one. DK, Yoshi, course two. Mario, Waluigi, course 3. and Wario, Peach, course 4. My boys will show you to your courses after breakfast. Speaking of breakfast...
Bowser went into the kitchen.
Bowser: Toad, how’s breakfast coming?
Toad: Not too good. I don’t know if I should serve boiled eggs or scrambled eggs. What should I do?
Bowser: Serve scrambled. And if you want, you can cook sausages too.
Bowser left the kitchen.
About 10 minutes later, Toad flips the front window of the kitchen open and puts trays on the windowsill. Everyone gets up and collects their food. Toad notes that drinks are coming. About five minutes later, he gives everyone a glass of hot cocoa.
Bowser then again rings the bell
Bowser: The koopas and I have just finished modeling the swimming pool. It’ll be done by 8:00 tonight. So at 8:30, you guys can take a dip in it. Remember Wario and DK, come to my office at 2:05. I will be there. And hopefully you will too. Koopas! Get over here!
Four Mini-Bowsers come over to Bowser. Red, Orange, Blue, and Black Koopa Kid.
Bowser: Alright, Red, show Luigi and Birdo course one. Orange, show DK and Yoshi course two. Blue, show Mario and Waluigi course three. And Black, show Wario and Peach course four
I must be going now. Remember Wario and DK. 2:05!
Course one happened to be an obstacle course. The main goal was to beat a specific time. The only one who beat it before lunch was Luigi. He beat the time by 3 seconds. Birdo kept getting a few seconds over of what Luigi got. Was Luigi’s score impossible to beat? The score stayed there for other people to beat.
Course two happened to be a relaxing time. The only course with no physical labor, a course meant to relax the body from all the hard work done in the other courses. DK and Yoshi even got to eat ice cream and drink root beer floats. They thought of it as “a trip to Heaven.” Meanwhile, Orange Koopa got to do all of that, too.
Course 3 was a hiking course. It required teamwork to get to the top of the mountain. After they reached a certain point, they were aloud to follow an easy trail back to camp. After lunch, they were to follow the same trail back up the mountain to the point they were last at. When they finish the hike they were to relax at camp. Mario and Waluigi made an interesting team. With Mario’s incredible jumping abilities and Waluigi’s tall, flexible body, they made it to the check point in an hour. With the next 55 minutes before lunch, all they did was relax.
Course 4 was a gigantic, castle-sized maze. One person had a key, the other had a safe, and they tried to meet each other in the maze and open the safe. It wasn’t a corn maze, but more like a metal maze. The safe contained a small button in it. It made all the walls sink into the ground. There were emergency switches at every dead end incase it was time for lunch or the end of the day. The emergency switches did exactly what the button did.. Also, if two people complete the maze, they are to be taken back to camp into their cabins. Peach and Wario met a few minutes before lunch.
Right before lunch is served
Bowser: Attention everybody! I want you to know the swimming pool is just about ready. The water isn’t ready to be swam in yet. I still need to test it out before I release it to you. Lunch is going to be ready shortly. That is all.
Bowser entered the kitchen.
Bowser: How’s lunch coming?
Toad: Great! I cooked a seafood pizza for everyone. For an appetizer, I cooked macaroni and cheese. I’m serving Pepsi for drinks. Tell everyone to line up.
Bowser: Keep up the good work!
Bowser leaves the kitchen.
10 seconds later, everyone comes up to get their food. With the last 4 pieces of pizza, Toad decides to give two to Bowser. After eating them, Bowser leaves the kitchen and makes an announcement.
Bowser: Lunch is just about over. With it being 2:00, I want Wario and DK to know that in 5 minutes, they have to come to my office. One more thing: I would like to tell you I’ve tested the pool. It’s fabulous! It’s gonna be open from 8:30 to 9:30. So feel free to come on by.
Five minutes later
Wario: This is it..... Bowser’s office.....
DK: Yeah... I can’t do it...
Wario: I’ll do it
A frightened Wario knocks on the door. After 10 seconds, Bowser answers the door.
Bowser: Hello. Welcome to my office. Would you like to come in?
Wario and DK entered the cabin.
Bowser: I was looking through your registration paper, and both of you guys have a birthday today! I thought I could celebrate it for you guys!
He whispers something into their ears.
DK: Thanks, Bowser! Really?
Wario: Yeah, do we really get the day off?
Bowser: Sure you do! And I’ve placed Yoshi and Peach together, just for today. Since it’s your birthdays, wanna see a free tour of my cabin?
After they go to it, DK and Wario gasp in amazement.
Wario: A big screen TV? Every Nintendo system ever made? A luxurious bathroom?
DK: Yeah, Toad’s got it lucky!
DK and Wario left the cabin. Since Bowser was so nice, he let them take a dip in the pool. And that’s exactly what they did. DK and Wario were relaxing in the jacuzzi. When suddenly, DK asked a question to Wario.
DK: How did you like your birthday so far?
Wario: I loved it! You don’t know how much I wanted to play an N64! Even if it’s portable! But I have a question. How did you make the 64 into a portable?
DK started explaining the technical details of how he invented it.
Later, right before dinner time
Bowser: There in the pool. I’ll get them and tell them dinner’s ready, okay Toad?
Toad: You got it!
About 10 minutes later, Bowser comes to the pool.
Bowser: Guys, dinner time!
Wario enters the cabin to get dressed. He comes out in his normal clothes and put his bathing suit on the clothes line. DK puts his necktie on. After walking with Bowser to the benches, DK and Wario sit down.
Bowser: Attention everyone! Line up to get your dinner!
Everyone was getting their dinner. This time, Toad served them some biscuits and gravy, toast sausage, and eggs. For drinks, they had apple juice. Toad also had the leftovers that people didn’t eat. During dinner, Birdo and Waluigi got into an argument.
Waluigi: It’s all you fault!
Birdo: Well at least I don’t look like a purple stick!
Waluigi: What about you, you have an ugly ass nose!
Birdo: Well you look like a stupid spider.
Waluigi: At least I’m not gay!
Birdo: You look like a retarded spider.
Waluigi picked up a nearby stick and lifted it up in the air. Wario took the stick from Waluigi and bashed him on the head with it.
Wario: Is that how you’re supposed to act? Violence is never the answer!
Wario takes the stick and smacks the spider... er. Waluigi with it multiple times.
Bowser: Swimming pool! Anyone want to visit the swimming pool?
Everyone follows Bowser, even Toad. When they reached the swimming pool, they all take turns putting their bathing suits on in Cabin B. After this, everyone gets into the pool. About 15 minutes of spa time, Luigi walked away from the pool. Wario started yawning. He then got out of the pool and stretched.
Wario: Yeah, I agree with Luigi. Let’s go swimming tomorrow morning before breakfast.
Everyone got out of the pool. Wario, Yoshi, DK, and Peach went to their cabins. Waluigi, Birdo, and Mario went to theirs. Luigi was long up the path to the cabins already.
After they got to the cabins
Wario: This was the best birthday party ever! The presents and everything! Thanks guys.
Yoshi: When are you going to try the DS?
Wario: I just finished up my preferences right now! I think I’ll play Mario first!
Wario sat on his bunk bed. He slid Super Mario 64 DS into the slot and turned the power back on. After playing for about 20 minutes, he called to everyone in amazement.
Wario: Look at these mini-games! Amazing!
Yoshi: I hate to ruin your evening, but it’s 9:15.
Suddenly, someone knocked on the door.
Bowser: 15 minutes left, guys!
He then left and did the same thing to the other cabin.
Yoshi: I’m gonna hit the hay. After all, I need the sleep to wake up at 7:00.
Peach: Yeah, me too.
Wario: Not me! I have to play my games! So I’ll see everyone in the morning.
At 9:16, everyone was aware of the fact that Bowser was coming to the cabins again at 9:30. To reduce the chance of Bowser seeing lights on at 9:30, they all decided to fall asleep early and not worry about it. Except for Wario.
At 6:45 am, Bowser woke up the campers for a third day at camp. He told all the campers to meet him at the benches thirty minutes before breakfast. He said he had an important announcement to make.
The time went by really fast. At 8:45 am, Wario was still playing his DS. He told everyone that he almost beat the game. Thirty minutes later, he beat it.
At 9:30, everyone showed up to the benches.
Bowser: I’m glad you all made it! I have to explain some stuff. The koopas and I have just finished making the Pool Hall! It has a built-in tennis court, a gym, and a soda machine for quick drinks. It’ll be open during your breaks, so feel free to drop on by. Some of you might have noticed the pool was covered up. Well, I decided that an outdoor pool wasn’t good for you. I had the honor of moving it in the Pool Hall. And to Wario! If you play that damn gameboy past 10:00 again I will have to confiscate it from you!
Everyone looks at Wario.
Wario: Wha- I mean, what gameboy? No, I was uh..... reading! Yeah, that’s it!
Bowser: Reading, huh? We’d all like to know what book you were reading!
Wario pulls out a book from his pocket. He waves it for a second and then hides it.
Wario: Yeah that one! The one about.... yeah, that!
DK: A visitor’s tour to Sacramento?
Wario: Uh.....
Everyone started talking. About 10 minutes later, Waluigi started to say something to everyone.
Waluigi: Hey guys, the weather man said there’s gonna be a snowstorm coming here tonight. I for one am glad the pool’s now indoors! I hope it’s warmer than the old pool...
Wario: Get to the point!
Waluigi: Anyways, there’s supposed to be at least three foot of snow. Think we should move our stuff into the Pool Hall tonight?
Everyone agreed.
Waluigi: Great! I’m gonna go tell Bowser!
Waluigi walks over to Bowser. Then he tells him everything the weather man said.
Waluigi: So can the campers and I should sleep in the Pool Hall tonight? To risk the chance of getting trapped in the cabins?
Bowser: Hmm... I don’t see why not. I built an extra room in there anyways. So what time is the snowstorm supposed to reach here?
Waluigi: The weather man said around 8:00 tonight. That gives us time to do our training for today. We can even tell toad to bring dinner into the Pool Hall before it strikes.
Bowser: Tell everyone to get their stuff right now. Tell them to bring it here. Then I’ll show you where the Pool Hall is. When they come back, they can have breakfast.
Waluigi walks to the group.
Waluigi: We gotta get our stuff and bring it here. We got about 15 minutes before breakfast is ready.
The groups walk to their own cabins. After this, Wario was having some technical difficulties.
Yoshi: What seems to be the problem?
Wario: I can’t put the TV in my backpack! It’s too big!
Yoshi: Did you try carrying it in your hands?
Wario: What?
Yoshi: Tell you what. If you carry my bags, I’ll carry the TV. Is it a deal?
Wario: I guess so.
Everyone meets at the benches with all their stuff. Bowser calls the koopa kids over and tells them to haul all the campers’ stuff to the Pool Hall. After this, Bowser tells everyone breakfast will be ready shortly.
Bowser enters the kitchen.
Bowser: Toad, how’s breakfast coming?
Toad: I’m serving pancakes with syrup. Think I should make biscuits?
Bowser: Not today. I already promised them breakfast. They expect it soon.
Bowser left the kitchen.
Toad opens the window and puts the trays on it. Everyone gets up and gets their trays. Toad said he’d bring the drinks over to the benches for them. Shortly after, Bowser made an announcement.
Bowser: As soon as you finish your courses, have your instructor Koopa bring you to the Pool Hall. Choose a comfy spot. That’s where you’ll be sleeping tonight. Also, the pool, the tennis courts, and the soda machine will be open all night. Since the snowstorm is supposed to be here for two days, be sure to bring something entertaining with you. The electricity works in the Pool Hall, so I suspect you to plug up your TVs. That is all.
Toad brought drinks to everyone.
Bowser: Koopas! Get over here!
Four Mini-Bowsers come over to Bowser. Red, Orange, Blue, and Black Koopa Kid.
Bowser: Alright, Red, show Luigi and Birdo course two. Orange, show DK and Yoshi course three. Blue, show Mario and Waluigi course four. And Black, show Wario and Peach course one. Remember: As soon as you finish the courses, you may go to the Pool Hall. I will find everybody when lunch is ready.
Everyone started to follow the koopas to their courses.
Course one was the same obstacle course. However, some of the old dangers were gone and replaced by new ones. Princess Peach beat Luigi’s record. Instead of sprinting and going around the track like everyone else, she used her dress to float across, sort of like cheating in Mario Kart. Wario, however, was afraid to jump the first gap. It was only two feet deep. But imagine if Wario got stuck. That would be funny! But anyways...
Course two was, once again, a relaxing time! This time Birdo and Luigi got to relax. Red Koopa also got to relax. Instead of root beer floats and ice cream, they were treated to pizza and coke. They each got to watch a movie that they picked. They even got to sit in comfortable chairs... In all, Birdo and Luigi enjoyed their second day training at camp.
Course three was the mountain adventure. It required immense teamwork to reach the summit. Yoshi and DK were the hikers this time. When a giant tree blocked their path, Yoshi had an idea. He reached his tongue out, snapping on to one of the branches, and pulled him and DK to the other side. That was just one of their amazing adventures.
Course four was the metallic maze. With there being 16 different mazes, Mario and Waluigi were trying out a totally different one. Waluigi was the guy with the safe. Mario had the key. Waluigi decided to cheat, by drawing a circle on walls he’s already passed. That way, if he went that way again, he’d know if it was a dead end or not. Mario was a good guy and didn’t cheat. In fact, he was very puzzled when he saw random circles on the maze walls.
Pretty soon, it was lunch time. Everyone was anticipating of staying in the Pool Hall for tonight. As for Luigi, he was worried about Daisy. He got out his cell phone and called her. The phone rings twice. Someone answers on the other end.
Daisy: Hello?
Luigi: Hi, it’s me, Luigi.
Daisy: I’ve been worried sick about you! Are you okay? How’s the snowstorm? Are you cold?
Luigi: Uh... I’m fine. The snowstorm hasn’t reached yet.
Daisy: It hasn’t reached? The Mushroom Kingdom is drenched with snow!
Luigi: How? If Wario’s house is in the Mushroom Kingdom, and it’s down the hill... Then-
Daisy: It must have stopped there, then.
Luigi: I’ll call you back when the snowstorm is over.
Luigi hangs up the phone.
Wario: So what’s up?
Luigi: The storm stopped right before it reached your house.
Wario: How convenient.
Everyone sits on the benches. Bowser decided to talk about the plans for today.
Bowser: Listen up! I’ve printed today’s schedule. I’ll give one to everybody.
Bowser passes a copy to everyone.
1:05-2:00 Lunch
2:05-6:00 Course 1(continues)
6:30-7:30 Dinner
7:30-8:00 Last minute visits
8:00-?:?? Pool Hall
Bowser: So the plan is to visit wherever you need to go after dinner. I’m locking the Pool Hall at 8:00 sharp. Be sure to be there. We don’t want anyone to get locked out.
Bowser enters the kitchen. He sees toad carefully and slowly cutting multiple fish. Bowser wonders what is going on.
Bowser: Hey Toad, how’s lunch coming?
Toad: I’m serving fish toady. I need to carefully cut each piece. We need enough for everyone. Both ways, if you think about it.
Bowser: Oh, each person needs enough, and everyone needs some. So if everyone needs some, they have to need some. If someone has enough, then everyone- huh? Run that past me again!
Toad serves lunch. Right after lunch, everyone goes to their courses. It’s only a while longer when Luigi notices something.
Luigi: What was that?
Birdo: It looks like...
Luigi: Snow!
Luigi dances around
Luigi: Hey everybody! It’s snowing!
Red Koopa makes a call on his walkie-talkie. Minutes later, everyone shows up to the groups.
Bowser: As you all can see, it’s started to snow. It will get even more intense as the day ends. Everyone, follow me.
Bowser walks past Cabin B into a brand new building.
Bowser: This is the Pool Hall. As you can all see, this is the empty room in which you’ll all be sleeping in tonight, and possible the next night. The left is the bathrooms and soda machine. The right is the gym. The swimming pool is down through that door and to the right. Any questions?
Wario: Uh, yeah. If we sleep in here, where’s the bunks?
Bowser: Use the pads. Or if you want, you can sleep in the swimming room. There are relaxing chairs in there. Use those.
Bowser: Looks like the snow’s getting heavier as we speak. I guess we can’t do the courses today. I gotta go get Toad.
Bowser leaves the Pool Hall.
Everyone finds a spot in the empty room to sleep. Wario was proud to announce that he brought an adapter for his gamecube. It let him and Luigi play 8 player with 8 different TVs. They all decided to play Mario Kart: Double Dash together. Wario and DK used the Pocket Cubes. Peach and Yoshi used Wario’s yellow controllers. Luigi let his cabin use the 4 controllers he brought. They were all playing the game when suddenly Bowser walks in the Pool Hall.
Bowser: Toad is bringing 12 extra large pizzas over. On top of that, he’s getting 6 dozen Coca Colas and bringing them for everyone. You can share. This will be today’s meal.
Toad walks through the door with all the food Bowser just said.
Bowser: Everyone. Lunch, once again, is served.
Hearing this, Wario leaps towards the pizza. In less than a millisecond, half of a box is missing.
Peach: You pig!
Wario: Well, I was hungry.
Luigi: How? You had 4 servings at Lunch, you ate trail mix before lunch, and I even gave you some of my fish. And you tell me you’re still hungry....
Wario: It’s not my fault!
Waluigi: Can I borrow a dollar?
Wario: I don’t have one, so beat it!
Waluigi: Fine, I’ll just make money the old fashion way, selling your stuff on Ebay.
Wario: Where the hell is my CD Player?
Waluigi: Wisconsin.
Wario: I’ll get you, you skinny-ass son of a bitch!
Wario bends down and slaps his butt repeatedly. Then he yells,
Wario: Kiss my fat yellow Nazi ass!
By this time, Waluigi’s head is turning red with anger. He calms down shortly. He gently walks up to Wario and says he’s sorry.
Wario: You can have a dollar.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 20 by mistake.
Wario: Here you go, Waluigi.
Waluigi: Thank you for the twenty..... I mean the dollar! Yeah, that’s it!
Wario: Oh you bastard! You stole my twenty!
Wario picked up a cudgel and started swinging at Waluigi.
22 Sep 2005 07:34 pm
Posted by Weeman
I got one. Once there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings would make fun of him. The ugly ducking’s mother said that when he grew up he would be a big beautiful duck. This made the ugly duckling happy.
BUT SHE WAS WRONG.
When the ugly duckling grew up grew up he didnt become a big beautiful duck. He became a bigger uglier duck. In fack, he was so ugly, that the ducklings who made fun of him died. In fact everyone who saw him died. So he laughed at their corpses and built a castle and ruled the world with and iron wing.And anyone who opposed him would be killed by his UgLY MIGHT!!! “HAHAHAHAHA”, HE SAID, “FEAR ME PEASANTS!!!!!" And the ungly duckling was finally happy.
22 Sep 2005 07:57 pm
Posted by WaluigiWarioNazis
The Ugly Duckling 2: Curses of the Night!
There once was an ugly duckling named Saxon. Saxon was so ugly, and his sister was so hot, that people couldn’t tell they were related. His sister was so hot, that innocent, smart, 14 year old ducks fell in love with her!
It was night time, and Saxon was fixing his glasses, brushing his buck teeth, and putting on Pimple-Be-Gone. After Saxon went to sleep, his sister, Silver, was having sex with her boyfriend, Cody, who knew a retarded skateboarder named Ricardo Marquez.
In the end, Saxon turned into a red pimple and blew up!
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