when you see it, you'll shit bricks Rep: 33  Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 15,383 OFFLINE | i am lucky to have been here at the right time, this is so funny. Ahh the good old days. sary about the long post.
23 Sep 2005 05:13 pmPosted by RageOverdose
I live in Nintendo’s HQ. They don’t know it though. I was the one that opened the magical door.
23 Sep 2005 05:14 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
oh cool so THATS the door i went in.
THANKS alot man!!!!!
23 Sep 2005 05:17 pmPosted by RageOverdose
np. Glad I coul...
Wait, is that DK? Hey how ya do...
'BAM' 'PUNCH'
OMG HELP ME!!!! DK IS BEATING ME UP!!!
OH GOD, HERE COMES LINK AND SAMUS!!!
Hey Samus looking ho...
'BOOM' 'SUPER MISSLE' 'LIGHT ARROW'
I’M BLIND BUT I CAN STILL TYPE!!!! OH GOD!!!
23 Sep 2005 05:18 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
*self destruct activated...*
i got the self destruct on, the other guysll try to find me
GET OUTTA THERE NOW!!!!!!!
oh SHIIIIII...
23 Sep 2005 05:20 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
*smack*
*burn*
HA! and Ridley couldnt handle THIS?!?!?!
cool onboard intergrated computers let me type AND kick ass!!!!!
23 Sep 2005 05:21 pmPosted by RageOverdose
While I’m in extreme pain and they are taking me to their master, being carried by Samus (who is in her normal clothes, not a suit) is a pleasure.
Who is that? Their master? No, it can’t be...
23 Sep 2005 05:24 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
WHAT?!?!?!
Then who did i just...
clones,
GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THESPACEBROKEAGAIN!!!
HOLDONIMCOMINTOHELPYA!!!!
Oh hey kraid hows it goi...
AHHHHH
Kraid, let go,
DAMNIT LET GO!!!!
Well im screwd now ill be seein ya shortly.
23 Sep 2005 05:24 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Their master is...
'Killed by the almighty Link' 'Samus was later owned by Rhade'.
23 Sep 2005 05:25 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
wait that means i killed samus and got out right cause i owned samus right? I DONT WANNA BE DEAD!!!!!
man we should do a comic together.
like a real comic.
pics and sprites and everything.
web comics r cool.
23 Sep 2005 05:26 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Yes, except I’m dead now...
Or am I...
No, not really...
They just shoved Link’s sword up my anus a bit...
It hurt.
23 Sep 2005 05:28 pmPosted by RageOverdose
We could try, except my drawing skills aren’t the best yet.
23 Sep 2005 05:29 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
Yea it probably would,
hold on im gonna rescue you.
somehow...
*goes in and fries everyone but samus and R.O.
Crap R.o. GET HER!!!!
*Rage just stands there awed by her sexiness*
DAMNIT SNAP OUTTA IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea but getting sprite sheets off the net cant be that hard.
and im pretty good at drawing.
and i ment web comics.
back to virtual reality.
DAMNIT RAGE KILL HER!!!!!!!
oh shit no
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crap thats disgusting
half a pirate and samus goin at it!!!!
AUUGH!!!!!
man im gonna go have a smoke you 2 r sick!!!
23 Sep 2005 05:31 pmPosted by RageOverdose
*Samus begins to see my hard on, and gets insanely wet. She begins to finger herself, moaning, and taking off her top. We get all hot and heavy while Rhade hurls*
23 Sep 2005 05:34 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
ah thats better away from you 2.
*shivers*
damn im gonna have nighmares tonight.
23 Sep 2005 05:35 pmPosted by Aaron McKay
Hi yal suck bye going to go f@#K.
23 Sep 2005 05:35 pmPosted by RageOverdose
*While Samus’s breasts fling up and down as my half-body pumps up her vessel, she screams in pleasure. Liquid begins to pour from her vessel, and we pull out a few cigs and have a smoke with Rhade. He wonders what smells.*
23 Sep 2005 05:35 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
Up yours mckay.
23 Sep 2005 05:37 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
crap i think being a space dragon has its downs.
btw i ment half android cause weavel was a pirate and all that other crap.
and whos the leader anyway?
more or less WHERE is he?
23 Sep 2005 05:39 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Oh, right. Back to it.
*Samus now allies us. For some reason, we decide to go to the Great Lakes for a smoke, rather than outside Nintendo Kyoto. We plan our next move, as me and Samus make out*
So Rhade, mphhphpmphpm now?
23 Sep 2005 05:41 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
dude i think thats sick but youre lucky got a girl higgin ya and whatnot.
jeez i dunno what to do the rest*cough hack* of the cigs r yurs.
man at least i can get over an addiction easily*pulls out a bottle of whisky...*
jeez where did i store that?
23 Sep 2005 05:43 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
i wonder if samuses middle name is amada huggnkiss
23 Sep 2005 05:43 pmPosted by RageOverdose
I’d smoke em' but Samus is all on me. Oh, do have the good vodka?
Could be.
23 Sep 2005 05:45 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
nope just crocks whiskey when i went to interveiw him i stole it*tosses whiskey and pulls out vodka*
man ridley sure has good selection.
here.*tosses vodka to Rage.*
and damnit samus get off him thats just sick!!!
*Gets shot in face with power beam*
ow.
23 Sep 2005 05:47 pmPosted by RageOverdose
It may be second-rate vodka, but it will do. I think Samus is asleep now. Ah, those boobies. *rubs Samus’s breasts*
Oh, are you okay Rhade?
23 Sep 2005 05:48 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
eh whatev while you 2 are all snuggle bunny ill check the perimeter and see where we can go from here.
*flies off*
23 Sep 2005 05:49 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Okay, I’ll 'protect' Samus. Wait, I see something in the water. Uh...
An Alpha Blogg is here!
Hey, um, where did you go Rhade?
(Note to both of us: quit updating so much, its getting tedious)
23 Sep 2005 05:50 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
*10 minuets later*
dodedodo flying round town...
*BANG*
ow.
*Spirals down to earth...*
ok.
btw im uncocious and falling towards YOU IN A BALL OF FLAME!!!!!!!
23 Sep 2005 05:51 pmPosted by SA-X
Back from paper route! Have to go soon for haircut too!
23 Sep 2005 05:52 pmPosted by RageOverdose
*In the middle of duking it out with the Alpha Blogg. Samus wakes up after hearing a boom in the distance. She presses a button and a suit forms around her. She begins sprinting and gets progressively faster and faster to the boom*
Hey SA-X, join our story.
23 Sep 2005 05:53 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
*SPLASH*
ow.
OMG IM ALIVE...
AHHHHH WATER!!!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!
23 Sep 2005 05:54 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23 Sep 2005 05:54 pmPosted by RageOverdose
*Rhade lands in the lake next to this one. Samus goes to help him. I get my ass handed to me every 30 seconds by the Blogg.*
23 Sep 2005 05:55 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Falls unconcous in water bottom.
23 Sep 2005 05:58 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
*glugglugglug...*
23 Sep 2005 05:59 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
*wakes up and madly flies to surface, incinnerating the blogg*
23 Sep 2005 05:59 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Hold that thought for a minute Rhade, I have to eat.
This is cool by the way.
23 Sep 2005 06:01 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
no kidding.
hey someone else help out here!!!!!!
23 Sep 2005 06:03 pmPosted by SA-X
*Flies down in ship*
*Goes pulls Rhade out of the water*
*Takes his wallet*
23 Sep 2005 06:04 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
k how bout this for a time waster,
I grab Rage and Samus and him start going at it while i sleep for the night. away from the 'action'
'tommorrow morning'...
over to ya Rage.
23 Sep 2005 06:05 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
hard to belive this started with me saying i was related to ridley.
23 Sep 2005 06:07 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
hey give me my goddamn...
wait,
its all maxed out, credit cards and everything.
i dont want it.
23 Sep 2005 06:07 pmPosted by Aaron McKay
kev360 has edited this posts for the convenionce of this form.
23 Sep 2005 06:08 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
aarron you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how much of a fag are you? i read in between the lines idiot.
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23 Sep 2005 06:10 pmPosted by Aaron McKay
and this one
note: this is only becouse it steaches out the screan.
Posted by RageOverdose
*ME (NOT SA-X) and Samus make beautiful love all night. All the while, SA-X used the change from Rhade’s wallet to buy a cheap video camera to videotape there love making. He also was beating off, weeping that he couldn’t have Samus. In the morning, we set to get revenge on Nintendo Kyoto.*
take that
23 Sep 2005 06:11 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
it shows how LOUD IM SCREAMING AT YOU YOU FAG!!!!!!!
sry rage that mckay idiot came back.
23 Sep 2005 06:13 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Yup, I see...
I was worried that would happen. At least it isn’t you know who.
23 Sep 2005 06:13 pmPosted by SA-X
*Cough*
23 Sep 2005 06:14 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
hey i can do that too
*Hack cough!*
if i did something wrong sry.
23 Sep 2005 06:15 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Um, SA-X, why did you change my post? That was good storytelling until you messed it up...
Dadgum mod...jk
You still messed it up though.
23 Sep 2005 06:16 pmPosted by SA-X
MODs rock.
23 Sep 2005 06:16 pmPosted by RageOverdose
But I had Samus, not you. I’ll show you! EDIT HERE I COME!
23 Sep 2005 06:17 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
while you 2 are having fun i got a ds and hunters and now im waiting fer ya to finish.
hey children are we done yet so we can get revenge?
if you dont stop ill incinnerate samus!!!
hello?
23 Sep 2005 06:20 pmPosted by SA-X
Get revenge on what?
23 Sep 2005 06:21 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Don’t hurt Samus, she is too hot. I’m done. I just want to ask in a friendly manner:
SA-X, please don’t alter our story. Just add.
We got our asses handed to us at Nintendo Kyoto. Samus saved us by having sex with me. So, we had the after-sex smoke in the Great Lakes.
23 Sep 2005 06:21 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
nintendo kyoto.
or something like that.
meanwhile im still chained and barred up in nintendo kyoto!!!
uh HELP!!!!
23 Sep 2005 06:23 pmPosted by RageOverdose
No, he was random. He can jump in later. Again.
23 Sep 2005 06:24 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
damnit you just gonna leave me here?!?!?!
23 Sep 2005 06:25 pmPosted by RageOverdose
*Samus and I get a distress signal from Rhade. She gets her suit back on, I don’t have one. All I need is my sword (no pun intended). She calls her newly upgraded Hunter-Class Cruiser, and we fly off to Kyoto. It takes about 10 minutes.*
23 Sep 2005 06:25 pmPosted by SA-X
I once did a story like this except it started off as a “Kill Numa Numa” thing, then it turned out to be a love story. Weird.
23 Sep 2005 06:26 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
meanwhile im trying to peck off pure urithium shackles(which is REALLY hard)
HELLO?!?
23 Sep 2005 06:29 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Our story started as a family tree, then a fight, then me making love to Samus. Now we do both, excerpt the family tree.
*We arrive at Kyoto (fully clothed mind you) and begin to enter. Two Elite Pirates stand in our way. We fight*
Samus watch out!
Samus: Eh?
OMG! Look at his gun! Its huge!
'SHOOM' 'BOOM'
*A large light clouds the area. I light my blade and go at the damn Elites.*
23 Sep 2005 06:29 pmPosted by SA-X
Hair cut time!
23 Sep 2005 06:30 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
im standin here whistlin to one step closer...
23 Sep 2005 06:32 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo dodedodo,dodododo,dodedodo,dodododo
23 Sep 2005 06:32 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Is that in the story, or is that just what you are doing?
Make that haircut sexy, SA-X. Back to the story.
Samus! Are you okay!? Samus!? SAMUS!!
Damn you Elites! Time to die.
*I assault the massive Elite pirate with my energy sword. Unfortunately, his armor is more than enough to deflect a single strike.
23 Sep 2005 06:33 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
nope story.
inbuilt radio.
ya know in the head.
23 Sep 2005 06:35 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
...then samus and rage go at it again in the middle of the elite battle while the elites start puking
23 Sep 2005 06:35 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Oh. I see. You are waiting for us.
Okay.
Samus: Ugh.
*Samus sees me fighting the Elite Pirates. I do well, but it will take me awhile. She runs in the door, which is conveintly unguarded, and finds Rhade. Down the hall, she notices a sexy figure. It is, Tifa?????? She seems ready to do something...*
Or, we just have sex??? Again??? Hmm...
23 Sep 2005 06:36 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
then an omega metroid comes in and kills the elite and dies at the sight of samus and rage.
23 Sep 2005 06:38 pmPosted by RageOverdose
Okay, lets be, somewhat serious. I can’t have sex all day. Okay, I could, but...
Why am I complaining?
23 Sep 2005 06:38 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
meanwhile im thinkin in the middle of hit the floor “hurry up kill the bitch!!!" then i think “DAMN IT ONES GONNA SURVIVE AINT IT?!?!?!"
and i havent got laid yet in the entire story cept for tina raping me but thats not for me.
23 Sep 2005 06:39 pmPosted by RageOverdose
*Tifa begins to assault Samus, in a sexual way. Rhade wishes he wasn’t tied up, so he could join, or at least beat off. I, unfortunately, have to fight.*
Its Tifa, not Tina. You know, FF7.
23 Sep 2005 06:41 pmPosted by Tyreaus Rhade
meanwhile im pukin up buckets...
then the acidic puke starts to dissolve the shackles.
23 Sep 2005 06:42 pmPosted by RageOverdose
*Strange how fortunate Rhade is. The shackles break, and he readys to fight the buck-naked Tifa. I, FINALLY, kill the Pirates by slashing them up from the groin. Blood goes everywhere. I look so badass.* ---
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