when i get home i usually kick open the door/ grab my controller then fall face first on the floor/thats really because i tripped over the wire/ caused sparks now my whole room is a fire/what the hell have i done should i stay or should i run run/blame it on my cat get insurance on the income/i was really looking forward to playing metroid prime 2/but my gamecubes not here its at my friends now mind you/so i head down to the bacement grab my furry fuckin cat/throw him in the firey room say a prayer and thats that/than grab the keys to my car head over to my friends/he’s playin metroid prime shootin enemies through the lens/i kick open his door tell his brother to sit on the floor/when you are around the older guys you are nothing but a whore/i pick up the controller now its time for tournament action/i kick his ass and the whole time his brothers laughin/ then i smack his face and tell him to clean my shoes/put the earmuffs on while i break this shocking news/i said my house was on fire because my cat ate the wire/he looked at me and said shut up you fuckin liar/then i dropped kicked him smack dead on his head/while his brother is shoutin at me did you take your fuckin meds..thats when i woke up.
Weird Al YankMyDick wrote:
when i get home i usually kick open the door/ grab my controller then fall face first on the floor/thats really because i tripped over the wire/ caused sparks now my whole room is a fire/what the hell have i done should i stay or should i run run/blame it on my cat get insurance on the income/i was really looking forward to playing metroid prime 2/but my gamecubes not here its at my friends now mind you/so i head down to the bacement grab my furry fuckin cat/throw him in the firey room say a prayer and thats that/than grab the keys to my car head over to my friends/he’s playin metroid prime shootin enemies through the lens/i kick open his door tell his brother to sit on the floor/when you are around the older guys you are nothing but a whore/i pick up the controller now its time for tournament action/i kick his ass and the whole time his brothers laughin/ then i smack his face and tell him to clean my shoes/put the earmuffs on while i break this shocking news/i said my house was on fire because my cat ate the wire/he looked at me and said shut up you fuckin liar/then i dropped kicked him smack dead on his head/while his brother is shoutin at me did you take your fuckin meds..thats when i woke up.
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