HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN’S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACK SIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS “WOMAN’S” RAISN SIZED WINKY WINKLER,I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT THEN PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM’S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECASUE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERROIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY DROP BECASUE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GARANTEE IT.
biggest piece of bullshit ive seen...
george zimmer u should be fucking shot, u sick bastard...
--- -={Amin Wile Ilyamenie Liy End Rimmi Llie}=-
#5
28 Dec 2005 09:42 pm
GEORGE ZIMMER
Guest
HELLO I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. TONIGHT I WAS BEATING TYREAUS RHADE’S GIRLFRIEND’S HEAD AGAINST HER BEDROOM WALL WITH MY GIGANTIC RAMROD AND AS SHE DEEP-THROATED MY MAN-MEAT I REALIZED THAT IT WAS TIME FOR THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE ANNUAL SALE. ONCE I FILLED HER ESOPHAGUS UP WITH MY AMAZING AMOUNT OF BABY BUTTER I HEADED OUT TO OUR STORES TO REMIND CUSTOMERS THAT OUR SUITS FIT WELL AND ARE CHEAPER THAN THE COMPETITION, LIKE YOUR MOTHER’S COCK RECEPTICLE. IT BARELY FITS MY ROLLING PIN OF PLEASURE, BUT EVENTUALLY I BANG HER SO HARD THAT IT BECOMES A CUSTOM FIT, LIKE THE SERVICE AT ANY OF OUR NATIONWIDE LOCATIONS. SHE BEGS ME NIGHTLY TO FILL HER WITH COCK-JUICE LIKE HOW YOU LL BE BEGGING FOR THE AMAZING SAVINGS WE OFFER AT THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. I GUARANTEE IT.
#6
29 Dec 2005 03:27 pm
GOOGLE_QUEEN
Guest
George Zimmer
You have got to be the most sick minded person
here .
You are pure filth smut and really need to go
get a life and find better things to do instead of abusing 13 year old children .
Way to go ,
I suppose your feeling mighty big of yourself
to harrass younger kids . Makes u feel more of
a man now doesn’t it ??
Wipe up the shit thats dribbling from your mouth,
pull your lip over your head and swallow it because
we don’t need to hear the useless, sickening drabble that falls out of your ugly face .
so shut it .
#7
29 Dec 2005 04:20 pm
guest1111
Guest
its sick and twisted yet fuckin funny all at the same time. cept the part about kids, thats just sick.
#8
29 Dec 2005 04:25 pm
WEEZ3R
Guest
Nah this guys just fucked up in the head. Plain and simple. He needs to be locked away.
#9
29 Dec 2005 04:51 pm
GEORGE ZIMMER
Guest
"You are pure filth smut and really need to go
get a life and find better things to do instead of abusing 13 year old children ."
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WEARHOUSE. I WAS LOOKING AT THE REPLIES TO WHICH I SPOKE THE TRUE EVENTS ON 9-11 AND I FOUND THIS PARTICULARY POST WHICH WAS POORLY WRITTEN. IT HAD ASKED ME TO GET A LIFE AND ALL I ASK IS WHAT LIFE? DO YOU WANT ME TO BECOME LIKE YOU WHEN YOU SAY 'GET A LIFE'? DO YOU NOT LIKE INDIVIDUALITY? INSTED OF ASKING QUESTIONS, I WILL NOW SHOVE MY LOIN TOWER OF BABEL INTO THE SMALL HOLE OF YOU GOOGLE_QUEEN. THE FORCE THAT I DO THIS AT WILL BE SO TITANIC, IT WILL CAUSE ANOTHER MAJOR EARTHQUAKE THAT WILL SEND A TSUNAMI TO SOME THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY THAT MAKES MY FINER DAPPERS. I GUARNTEE IT.
#10
29 Dec 2005 05:19 pm
GOOGLE_QUEEN
Guest
How absolutely stupid of me to even think that you could come even CLOSE to comprehend what I had typed.
First of all. Learn to spell. its 'guarantee' not 'guarntee'.
I am sorry that all you have in your head is
peanuts, therefore are not able to comprehend
simple english being typed to you.
And as far as your tower of babel .. it will
crumble, just as it did back in the day, and just like
your brains are.
Crumbly , to dust .. NOTHING !!
and what you have is not called 'individuality'
its called, 'pure sickness' .
george zimmer: i had ignored what you said before (lucky little bastard you are) and now that i see that you arent posting the same repeditive shit over and over again i am very displeased at your lack of maturity.
you have niether a cock nor the guts to dare face me.
i wouldve cared less what you say about me BUT IF YOU DARE MENTION MY MOTHER OR MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER.
--- -={Amin Wile Ilyamenie Liy End Rimmi Llie}=-
#12
29 Dec 2005 06:13 pm
GEORGE ZIMMER
Guest
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WEARHOUSE. OBVIOUSLY, YOU PEOPLE CANNOT MATCH TO MY GREAT URETHA MOUTAIN TO YOUR PUNY FLESH WRINKLES SO YOU ALL DECIDE TO TRY AND 1-UP ME. I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT WILL BE POSSIBLE AS PLEASURING A GREAT HUMPBACK WHALE. GOOGLE_QUEEN, SINCE YOU’RE SO SMART AS YOU ELEQUENTLY SAY SO YOURSELF, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT INDIVDIUALITY IS A MATTER OF BEING DIFFERENT. JUST BECAUSE I HAVE FUN DEFILING BEAUTIFUL YOUNG FEMALS AND CASUING HAVOC DOES NOT MAKE ME SICK AS IT IS ALL A MATTER OF OPINION. SAYING 'YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE' IS IMPLYING THAT YOU WANT ME TO LIVE A LIFE LIKE YOURS AS A LIFE, LIKE INDIVIDUALITY, WILL ALWAYS BE DIFFERENT. I GUARANTEE IT.
still the fact she implies that you have a “twisted mind” such as what your first paragraph stated makes you sound inhuman, thus making people think that you are “sick”.
still the fact that you seem to belive in about the 9/11 incident being false is not the smartest fact to attempt to disprove.
if you have unrational and rude comments in your head that you want to say please refrain from speaking of them here.
attempt to keep said comments to yourself, or you will get comments such as the ones above, to which that you should not attempt to contradict because it can generate very many enemies for you.
Well congrats, atleast you spelt guarantee right this time.
'HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MY OWN GAY CLUB WHERE I DANCE AROUND NAKED WITH MY BELOVED MONKEYS'
LOOK AT GEORGE ZIMMER BEING ALL INDIVIDUAL WITH HIS NATURAL STUPIDNESS, HABIT TO REPEAT HIMSELF AND TO BE COOL BY TYPINGING IN CAPS ..
NO, SAYING 'GET A LIFE' DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY
IMPLY THAT I MEAN TO LIVE A LIFE LIKE
MINE . PULL OUT A DICTIONARY , LOOK UP ALL THE WORDS , I’M SURE YOU 'LL FIGURE OUT THAT THAT SENTENCE DOES NOT MEAN ANY OF WHAT YOU HAD JUST SAID .
JUST BECAUSE I CAN SPELL SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS “GUARANTEE” DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY IMPLY THAT I AM SMART. SMARTER THAN YOU ?? YES !! BECAUSE EVEN A DOOR NAIL COULD BE SMARTER THAN YOU .
PLEASURING A HUMPBACK WHALE ?? THATS REALLY NICE THAT YOU HAVE A HOBBY .
BUT HEY I JUST FIGURED IT OUT. THE CLOSEST YOU CAN GET TO HUMPING WHALES / GIRLS / MEN / ANIMALS / MONKEYS IS RIGHT HERE ON THE COMPUTER . YOU CAN’T GET ANY IN REAL LIFE THATS WHAT MAKES YOU TYPE SO MUCH SHIT .
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU . BUT ACTUALLY .. I REALLY DON’T.
I
GUARANTEE
IT
#16
29 Dec 2005 07:30 pm
GEORGE ZIMMER
Guest
HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WEARHOUSE. GOOGLE_QUEEN, YOU BEST STOP IMPERSONATING ME AS IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I DO. YOUR ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO IMPERSONATEME IS LIKE THE TIME YOUR MOM TRIED TO TAKE MY TOWERING MEAT TRAIN INTO HER RECEPTICLE TO WHERE SHE HAD COMBUSTOUBLY EXPLODED FROM THE IMAPCT MY GREAT SEED DEPOSITING TOOL MADE WITH HER BACKSIDE. SINCE YOU ALL DO NOT KNOW OF WHY I COME HERE, EVEN THOUGH I PERFECTLY EXPALINED WHY IN MY LAST QUOTE, YOU BEST START READING UP ON ME.
http://orly.yi.org/scripts/iguaranteeit/?id=1
#17
29 Dec 2005 07:57 pm
GOOGLE_QUEEN
Guest
Okay then ,
If that link you posted is anywhere as pathetic
as yourself then theres no way I am wasting my time looking at it .
That one is for you . For you and all that crap that you shall forever speak, and for your fukin useless, sickening facts about 9/11.
I have better things to do other than impersonate a low life loser such as yourself . I was not impersonating anyways , I was simply just copying and pasting what you really said .
Make up your fuckin mind , is it the tower of babel or a towering meat train ? Or do you really mean to call it 'a pin' .
Yeah its funny how you resort to mom’s, someones girlfriend or 13 year old kids .
Your such a maaannnn . Its so original , good job asswipe .
Now go back to whatever it was your doing .. what was that ?? Oh thats right , humping a whale and I am sure you’ll enjoy it.
I GUARNATEE IT !!
#18
29 Dec 2005 09:07 pm
GEORGE ZIMMER
Guest
"Make up your fuckin mind , is it the tower of babel or a towering meat train ? Or do you really mean to call it 'a pin' .
Yeah its funny how you resort to mom’s, someones girlfriend or 13 year old kids .
Your such a maaannnn . Its so original , good job asswipe ."
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY DOESN’T KNOW HOW I AM WITH MAKING UP CREATIVE ADJACTIVES FOR “PENIS”. USING THE SAME ADJACTIVE IN A QUOTE IS VERY UN-ZIMMER LIKE. AND YOU DIDN’T SEEM TO NOTICE THAT I SAID I BOTH DEFILE WOMEN AND CAUSE HAVOC. IF YOU WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO READ THE LINK, YOU WOULD SEE IT IS A COLLECTION OF MY FINE QUOTES. OH, AND IT IS INDEED ORIGIONAL, YOU JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT UNTIL NOW,JUST LIKE YOU WON’T BELIVE THE UNBELIVEBLY LOW PRICES AT THE MENS WEARHOUSE. I GUARNTEE IT.
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