learn to rap

rappy

Guest

YO I MAKE THE TRACK
MOVE EVEN IF I LOOK
COOL CAUSE I DONT
GIVE A SHIT IF
IM BRINGING NUMBER
ONE HIT ILL BE
ON ECTASY IF YOUR
SMOKIN BUD YOUR
CRAZY FOR GOOD IM
SHOULD BRING UP
MY HOOD SO THEY
COULD KILL YOU
FOR GOOD YOU BITCHES
DONT COUNT IN THIS
TOWN IM THE ONE
WHO’S WERING THE CROWN
YOUR PULLIN UP THE
GUNS LIKE THERE ONE
OF YOUR SONS
I DONT GIVE SHIT
IF DIE TODAY
YOU SON OF A BICHTES
ARE ACTING LIKE
GAYS

SEE YOU LATER I LIKE THE HATER

rappy

Guest

he motherfuckin world is a ghetto
Full of magazines full clips, and heavy metal
When the smoke settle
.I’m just lookin for a big yellow
in six inch stilletos
perculatin keep em waitin
While you sittin here hatin, yo' bitch is hyperventilatin'
Hopin that we penetratin you gets natin
cause I never been to Satan, for hardcore administratin
Gangbang affiliatin; MC Ren’ll have you
wildin off a zone and a whole half a gallon
9 1 1 emergency
It’s my son he’s hurtin me
On parole for robbery
Ain’t no coppin a plea ain’t no stoppin a G
I’m in the 6 you got to hop in the 3 company monopoly
You handle shit sloppily I drop a ki properly
They call me the Don Dada
Pop a collar drop a dollar if you hear me you can holla
Even rottweilers follow the Impala
Wanna talk about this concrete? Nigga I’m a scholar
The incredible, hetero-sexual credible
Beg a hoe, let it go dick ain’t edible
Nigga ain’t federal I plan shit
while you hand picked motherfuckers givin up transcripts

Look at these Niggaz With Attitudes
Look at these Niggaz With Attitudes

blingy

Guest

now am goin 2 tell a lil story about starg
he thicks hes hard hiting me
he waks uz with a bamboo stick
if i got got it i will shuv it down his mums tits
make her lick
ma dick
she will fukin fell sick
walk away
like i dont wanna stay
go home sit down n lay
OK
he as a hat
he is fat
az a big cat
juz look at that
wat a starg

crazy rhymer

Guest

la na ma ha ja ka
fla hla jla kla
tlaa jlaa olaa plaaa
nlaaaaaa mlaaaaaa
glaaaa shitttttttin

crazy rhymer

Guest

jjjj

crazy rhymer

Guest

i like to rhyme
this is my first
crime i break
spines trow hoes
up on lines
until they shoes
shine o my
did i hurt this
guy i didnt
know he was a
bitch all ways
tryin to snitch
i told you im a
crazy rhymer

crazy rhymer

Guest

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
this is a hoe

crazy rhymer

Guest

Nigga eva deadly
Ya just don’t know who ya fuckin' wit
So I suggest get in ya shit and keep truckin' bitch
Before I get my gat ya pressure case
Blast, blast I leave my gang bang layin' on ya face
I tattoe Dre name on my chest
Cross it out just another nigga that I X-ed huh
And you won’t see R.I.P.
You’ll see P.N.D.
A Punk nigga deceased yeah
And the bitch that was yours will be mine buddy
All because ya woofed on a nigga that was nutty
And I had to make an example
Nigga thinks I’m crazy now but that was just a sample
Of a nigga with street wise reality
That don’t give a fuck type Compton mentality
I stare back death right in the face
Contemplate my last day on and everyday base
Cause a nigga neva know when he go
I hope it only takes one shot
Cause I don’t wanna die slow
My funeral will be full of my peers
People that neva gave a fuck about me droppin'
Threw me tears
I hope I’m in the casket face down
So all you muthaphukkaz can kiss my black ass now
And fuck all that cryin' all night
Just be happy that I’m rid of this fucked up life
Yeah, and now you see you can’t handle me
I give a shout to Tonel and the Ruthless Phuckin Family.

999

Guest

am a real G
thats y ma names blingy
am a gangster a thug
so ga home n count up ur slungs
so its BD5 4 life
watch out i might stap u with an knife
n shang ur wife
fone 913
n say blingy the G
u now me
so call
but dont be that tall
i dont like em small
medeam is the best 4 me
thats y thay call me a G
dont fuk cuz i will say
12 3 a to the 4
me n ur mama right on the flow
a now u wat mo
dont try 2 stand on ma toe
u hoe
am not ur dad 2 be a gigolo
so move out ma way
cuz i dont wanna stay

xcelius G

Guest

yo stop rapping
u’re lyric sounds like fagging
all u young shit back off
still i’m ain’t gonna be soft
rap game ain’t just a game
it’s a thing to catch the fame
all ur lyric starting to lame
this ain’t making money
don’t u start to laugh this ain’t funny
with my glock i’ma shoot u in the face
this ain’t about race
i’ma kick ur ass
bitch i’m malay
what do u care
'member ur funeral in may
don’t talk 'bout fair with me
go check at the doctor if u got H.I.V.
hardcore i’m playin
i’ma beat u up till u cryin'

rappy

Guest

YOU GANG BANG MOTHER FUCKER
WHO WAS THE ONE TO ACT LIKE
A MOTHER FUKIN HOOKER I
KILL BUT STILL PAY UP THE
BILL THIS DAY IS THE DAY OF
MY LIFE IVE NEVER HOOLDED A KNIFE
BYE BYE TO THE BITCHES LIFE
SHES CRYIN TELLIN ME TO PUT
THE BIG MOTHER FUCKER AWAY
FUCK IT I DONT SEE THE COPS
WAS I SHITTIN IT FROM YOU
TELLIN ME WHEN TO DO SOME THING LIKE
YOU LOOK THIS NO MOTHER FUCKIN MC
TELLIN ME HOW TO FUCK WITH MY
HOMIES ASS HOLE I DONT PLAY
ON YOUR MAMA’S TOYS EXAMPLE
HER POLES

BYE BYE TO ALL THE SOULS.

blingy

Guest

am a fukin thug
this ant no shit so go home n lick ur slugs
cuz ma name is blingy who ever take the mick
will fukin suk
ma dick
i dont want u i wat ur mum
with her bum
do u fukin snich
if u do ur a bitch
lick ur mum is a witch
lyfs like a rollercoster
but this is a big posser
a real player name bilngy
n i live ma life strate carzy
i fukin make u go metell
so lets take a trip
i will giv u a big tip
this ant no shit
o i saw ur mum slapping her tit
ma she iz so fit
giv her a slap
but this rap goses 2 real thugs
if ur not go count ur slugs
cuz this iz ma hood
n u might could
mess it
we r 4 lyf
do u fukin hav a wife
if u want a fukin fight i got a knife
SO SHUT THAT TRASH
CUZ AM THE CRUSHER

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the only decent mothafucka on this thread...

illMentalOne.

Guest

Your a Dumb Fuck, Thats a Song. he Copy and Pasted You Shit Cunt.

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^wow, that makes this thread even more sad... all it is is a cess-pool of people who rhyme “cat” with “got”...

If you want beef, then drop 8.

blingy

Guest

i luv a women
she dose all the cleaning
n all the cooking
so now am goin 2 rap n sing
i luv her she is a mum
i like the way she moves that bum
ow shit
i saw her flappin her tit
even her tits r big
as a sig
looks like she is usein a wig
so round
yo look wat i found
ever night we ply
ever day
i say
to her son get out u gay
this izet no shit
she is fukin fit
i got her by
my
bling
she said ur hot
n i said that i thick ur sons not
but thats not a lot
if u mess i will get a sock
n u wont be able to tok.

blingy

Guest

Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

I ain’t never seen nuthin that’ll make me go,
This crazy all night spendin my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show
So sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin X and ooo
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I
Whoa
Did I think I seen shorty get low
Ain’t the same when it’s up that close
Make it rain, I’m makin it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
I’m into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain’t a problem, I know where it goes

She had them

Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack
[Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Hey
Shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans full of gwap
And they ready for Shones
Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patrone on the rocks that’ll make you moan

One stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that’s three grand)
What you think I’m playin baby girl
I’m the man, I’ll bend the rubber bands

That’s what I told her, her legs on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that Henny and Cola
Got me like a Soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn’t control her
So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her,
Like a pornography poster
She showed her

Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Whoa
Shawty
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash,
And I ain’t want it back,
The way she bit that rag,
Got her them paper stacks,
Tattoo Above her crack,
I had to handle that,

I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin
They be want it two in the mornin
I’m zonin in them rosay bottles foamin
She wouldn’t stop, made it drop
Shorty did that pop and lock,
Had to break her off that gwap
Gah it was fly just like my glock

Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

UKFC

Guest

MA NAMES TY
I GO TA UK FRY
ORDER A CHIKEN BURGER AND CHIPS
INSSTEAD THEY GAVE ME FLAMIN HOT DICKS
MA BUGER GOT SALAD
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NEED TA SCRAP IT OFF

ADD IZ MA GAY PARTNER THA GAY GUY WHO SHAGGED ME
HE TOOK ME TAH THA BAK OF UKFC
USED A BALOON TO SHAGG ME AH!!!!

IVE GOT A APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
IN MA DREAMS CUZ I CARNT EVENWEAR THEM
HAV TA GET THEM TAILOR MADE [MADE]
IM A FAT BOI FATTY[FAATTY] BOI YEAH [YEAH] I NEED TO HAVE SEX YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!





HAHAHAHHAHAHA U U FUKIN A.D.D & TY

blingysfather

Guest

you smell bastard y did u steal t-pains and flo-ridas track you junky

rappy

Guest

the killa don is back
this shit is crack
i once knowed tu pac
i raped with the mac
see i like counting my lack
i only rap on the facts
the bitches havnt seen my
looks because im to good
on the books now im
realy stuck with this
hoe she knows how to go
with nature and the flow
this is my show
so watch or go
im pissed of the people
that say im crap
when they rap i start
to sick like your ma ma
choking on ma dick
nice to pick
the right stick
i rhymed on the
killa crime
im prime
i smothen up spines
until they shine
seven times
ive pissed on lines
now im pissin on you
and on you crew
this is not a good time
to rap
im gone from this crap