learn to rap

piss taker

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SMASH when i finished with your mama shes going
to have a fanny rash
take her to the coner and start to bash
call your self worlds best rapper
no wonder your mama turned out to be a slapper
you might as well quit cause when
i shoved my dick up your mamas mouth
and she started to spit
next morning i woke up i was all over her tits
and i said shit
what shall i do she was so boring i might
as well watch winnie da pooh
had no options so i flushed her down the loo
smash your the shitest rapper ive ever known
fuk you mother fucker
dont rap again i might as well shit
with saddam hussain

Lil-Em

Guest

Hey lil-em in the buildin.

Me and me m8 made this we call him mayhem and im lil em
if its crap we know we gona add more.

Lil Em Ft Mayhem - Were Back.

Chorus:
Lil em once again, coming back, to rap again, with Mayhem.

Mayhem:
Yo Yo its Mayhem Living life to the max, with my home dog Em
Doing drugs like there still in there packs down pompey the home town for us,
Us rapsters hate them school techers they just lairy mothafuckers
Who tell you the same shit untill we take them to our home town pompey
Where they get fucked up by us, Em moves school so im left alone,
To fight them modafuckers.

Lil Em:
1,2,3 everyone look at me, rappin for the Mc3 comin at ya like a bomb, going on ya mum,
Fk i was on a roll nd now, im losein control, Rappin for the Mc3z Lookin at me.

Mayhem:
We role are roll ups like were pro’s, we do these even tho are mums and dads dont know
We play hoops coz were good, so stay of the court, so be aware
Coz we dont care who the fuck you are, coz we will tear, you the fuck up.

Lil Em:
Dont come near us or were fuck you up, if you come any closer your be stuck,
i may talk shit but sometimes i know if you tell me ill fuck u up u hoe,
Me and the Mc3s roll like were outta control on a rollie but maybe we just lazy but crazy,
i guess its time to go now sit back and watch the show as i beat you.

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Wow.

blingy

Guest

BLING’S BAK IN TOWN

lisen its been crazy
am still hazin
am blaizin
fire
limo hire
betta run ur life of a this
am a 2-step gangsta
am all most at the top
shit here cum the cop
am a bust ya ass
the pistol cum out
shout
AHHH AHHH AHHH
head shot
last nigga left waz full of ma newuz snot
but still we aint down
n am bak in town
doin the good
for ma getto hood

chours: say it wiv me who bak in town
every stripper get down ( get low )
am a sneak trough
the door behind u
i’ll grind u
blind u.

who bling’z master no 1
i run ma own show
cold n run trough the snow
its icy cold
but am blaizin
steamin hot
u all see
shoot ur hood down wiv an uzi
ak pistol sniper
look wat happend 2 harry copter
lobster
now thats gangsta

BLING’Z BAK IN THE HOOD

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Joined: 03 Oct 2008
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Yo yo look

wen im in a battle i come down on peeps like “rain”
you wanna enter a battle with me , boi must be “insane”
i burn fakes to ash in a clash but ive got nothin to “gain”
i leave minds condemed cuz i spit curses to the “brain”
im always first to atack and last to be the “defender”
ive never backed down ,so i will never “surrender”


Just a lil thing im made up wen i was 10 lol its shit i know im just bored

da next best thing

Guest

hey check it out
yo shits weak everytime u speak u make yo self look like a hillbilly greek,haha haha yall know it cmon and fight back and show it, cause imma murder u in ya sleep with a raza blade cut in ya throat deep,look at all da ho’s i get juss one look be gettin dem pants wet,cause every time i fuck dey wont regret, i come outta fort mac where people be done crack,if wanna go juss hit me back

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haha shit ima murk you boi

In a battle you’ll probally freeze on stage and start to “shiver”
bitch cry for your mum yeah why dont you cry her a “river”
your mumz my dirty cash machine but its my dic i “insert”
Lil bitch thinkz he’s hard so ima shove his face in the “dirt”
you fake motha fuka murkin you is you silly little “fate”
your mind has gone blank cuz of this virus i “create”
bitch ass fake thinks he’s “raw” you aint “hardcore”
ima splatta his rhymes all other the “floor”
and may i add, your mums my number one “WHORE"

mc blaza

Guest

i see kids in the street and i think to my self lyk what are they gonna be are they gonna be gun mans shankers dj’s rappers or more or less mcs because kids these days dont know what to do when they hi there teenage life but as for me i stick to mc and not get involved in crim

flowrific

Guest

haha this ur boy young flowarific let me do me see im clean so mean

i came up in game and im so fucking hard
im the type of nigga dat wil take ur chick and pull ur card
i spit so flowarifioc man haha check the name
check the game istill remain the same but them niggas done changed
and ima stay sane for my family
haha

im so clean im so mean i must be the fat burner the way i maek ur gurl lean.
haha
thats me ya see let me spit one more

i started as a youngin only 15
look at me now im running the team u know wut i mean
now this is wut u see
shining grill no lights beat up high
its late after dark u it b the lark
m start to spar nigga run away haha
staight kill a nigga any nigga on the mic i stand high like spikes

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NOW U SAY I CANT FLOW I CNAT SPIT I CANT RIPI CANT RAP
WELL IMA SHOW U DAT UB FICTION CAUSE I GOT THE FACTS
DAT WILL LEAVE U TRAPPED BACKBREAKER LEAVE U SNAPPED

NOW I ROLL UP ON U LATE NIGHT AFTER DARK
LIGHTS OFF BEAT UP LOOKING CLEAN IN THE LARK
MY NIGGAS START TO LOAD THE CLIPS AND SPRAY
ALL U BITCH NIGGAS JUST RUN AWAY WUT ELSE IS THERE LEFT FOR ME TO SAY
I CAME UP IN THE GAME
I STILL REMAIN THE SAME
NAME NEVER CHANGED
BUT NIGGAS NOT THE SAME
WUT UP WITH THE CHANGE
I REMMBER WHNE NIGGAS WAS HARD
QUICK TO RUNN UP ON A NIGGA AND TAKE THE CHICK OR PULL THE CARD NOW DAYS NIGGAS REP COLORS FOR WHAT THAT DONT MAKE U HARD

50 pence

Guest

hey hey hey wassap its me not fucking big red

any u fukin dead

if u mess with me

ill fuck u up u get it b

so go to ure mom sheell sing u a song bitch

coz u fell down a ditch

yow rhymez dont come from your hart they come from your fart

santa gal x

Guest

hi i realy wonna learn how to rap and i am quite god i just need some help but i am a girl so shall i just stop now ? x

breezy boy get em

Guest

i spit ryhmes for livin.
so dey say i live spittin.
cut a ni99as throat if a ni99a wont listen.
keep da bitches pissin while da ni99as keep da shittin
stop.
ni99as like u is so rude. eatcha ni99as up like i was takin ya food.
dumbfounded ni99as like dont have a clue.
im da next rappa makin it. i speak about da truth.
i aint da type of ni99a on da corner shinin shoes.
im like da type of ni99a on da corner givin wounds
perpatrating ni99as get popped and put in tombs.
i need dat type of space for ma ni99a sqaud goons.
im laughin at u ni99as i aint laughin wit u ni99as.
poppin mouth talkin shyt accident’s a killa
my accident’s wont kill ya.
ma purpose might try.
if it does im sorry to say u might die
if u do den im sorry to say das ya life.
if it is ill take ya gurl im that nice.
and for ya kids foster homes now das cris.
im done wit u clowns i aint askin for fear.
open up a window and shout breezy is here

sam mc

Guest

Your rhymes are crap you cant even keep a beat
Sam mc in the house so take a seat
I float like gravity
And never get cavity
Got more rhymes then the winas got family
No need to go to big brother
Instead you can call ya mother
And I will have her
Just for a one night stand
Hope it don’t hurt
If not I will drop you like sand
Don’t have shame
Sam my name
Forever to be the same
I play my game
DON’T GO FOR FAME
Your mums a shame
Im white
Someone you can see at mid night
The rims on my navigate
Ride the kerb like a street skata
I dump girls and see em later
I aint there waiter
Never grew up in a hard ass hood
But damn I could
I spit bars
Go faster then cars
Never come last
but I punch with a blast
I break there noses
It get red like big dead roses
Flash to camera ihave em poses
I pray for death and I pray laughter
Thank god that my words never end after
I can kill you drop you from the rafters
Death is not at my feet
I rap with the beat
Don’t go home and eat and sleep
I keep my night awake go out and sit by the lake
Pop ya eyes with a eye rakes
This is not fake stay awake
Join me
To become not low but high
Learn never to lie my spit wont die
Wen we start to cry when we lose we stop our boozes we lose our life shank wsith a knife im here for ya life
Im here to help I hear em yelp
But im no saviour im a bad man look at my behaviour
Theres no one to save ya
Heaven depends on ya behaviour
God shall forgive and forget and when time comes you will regret
New set of life
Shank ya with a knife
Lose ya life
If you don’t have one
Take mine
Take down
Make it go round
Make it better
Make love
No blood
Make peace
Fight with ease

sam mc

Guest

Your rhymes are crap you cant even keep a beat
Sam mc in the house so take a seat
I float like gravity
And never get cavity
Got more rhymes then the winas got family
No need to go to big brother
Instead you can call ya mother
And I will have her
Just for a one night stand
Hope it don’t hurt
If not I will drop you like sand
Don’t have shame
Sam my name
Forever to be the same
I play my game
DON’T GO FOR FAME
Your mums a shame
Im white
Someone you can see at mid night
The rims on my navigate
Ride the kerb like a street skata
I dump girls and see em later
I aint there waiter
Never grew up in a hard ass hood
But damn I could
I spit bars
Go faster then cars
Never come last
but I punch with a blast
I break there noses
It get red like big dead roses
Flash to camera ihave em poses
I pray for death and I pray laughter
Thank god that my words never end after
I can kill you drop you from the rafters
Death is not at my feet
I rap with the beat
Don’t go home and eat and sleep
I keep my night awake go out and sit by the lake
Pop ya eyes with a eye rakes
This is not fake stay awake
Join me
To become not low but high
Learn never to lie my spit wont die
Wen we start to cry when we lose we stop our boozes we lose our life shank wsith a knife im here for ya life
Im here to help I hear em yelp
But im no saviour im a bad man look at my behaviour
Theres no one to save ya
Heaven depends on ya behaviour
God shall forgive and forget and when time comes you will regret
New set of life
Shank ya with a knife
Lose ya life
If you don’t have one
Take mine
Take down
Make it go round
Make it better
Make love
No blood
Make peace
Fight with ease

sam mc

Guest

Joint connection
I’m a perfection
I the girls affection
The fbi’s detection
Enter my doors with care I can tell you’re here
Because u breathe fear
Right in my ear
Think u can mc
Red devils just like me
Shoot down doors
Give money to the poor
I hit the floor
Jump for the law
Break your bones
Lose ur homes
Lose ur phone ur left alone at home
I came from Britain
Now im sittin writin bars
Rap faster then cars
I spit new bars
Watch the stars I mc
Fight like bruce lee
U aint like me
Support Manchester
Better then spurs
We come first
Break the ice
Break the walls
Break ya fall
Break your voice
There aint no noise
Pick ur choice
So called mc wannabe
Wanna face me

little loc

Guest

all rigth then if u like it just hit me up this is my rap here it gos.


its all about kc kern couty fuck the other county they hant shit homie smoke weed tell the day u die somke that shit if it was your bicth hitch mother fucken dicth then when u c the pigs then u dicth that shit hope u do get dicht fuck the red its all bout blue sur love ride untell u die

lOkiTOo

Guest

Yuh know whut fuckin tired of dese Stupid little riddles
Nigguhz Sound so Fruity,More fruity Dan skittles
Dey say dey can ball Even better dan Kiddles
Nigguh shut dah fuck up Yah swagg is mighty little
So nigguhz wanna battle I sugest GET AT ME!
And if yuh hezitate Den bitch dahts Kinda Sadly
All dem little rhymes yuh prolly got it from winnin in a rally
Dont get it twisted! Cuz i got dah Semi Sprayin Happy
So its L.D.P nigguh! Yuh already kno
We walk up in dea like if it wus a Bakery and get mah doh
We fuck wid good bycthes We dont take no hoe
I get mah money At a fast rate! Yuhrs gotta Virus Is runnin kinda slow!

sam mc

Guest

little loc wanna face me too im no nigguh im a white man
someone you can see fuck all mc you rest in peace
ur the last son of a bitch rest in ease
i die wit a gun in my hand been buried alive under sand
you have to understand money isnt for me
im a famous mc
cant you be like me
its not about salary
its all about reality
be like me the reds are sick
and chelsea are shit
and for u dont hide the fact that my riddles are a hit

sam mc

Guest

im a boy with a family
who has more then half a grand
i dont give money in ya mums hand
only if you give up facing me to a battle rap you people who learn to rap are crap
choose me to be a big time winna
yo mama boy its time for dinna
mc sam o type sammy
fuck ya mummy up her fanny.