GEORGE Z1MMER Guest | HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WEARHOUSE. AS I BROWSED THIS PITIFUL SITE FROM MY LAVISH PENTHOUSE SUITE NEAR CENTRAL PARK, I FOUND THIS DISGUSTING TOPIC FROM A PARTICULAR PERSON THAT CLEARLY DOES NOT EVEN MASTER THE BASICS OF 1ST-GRADE ENGLISH. I THEN PROCEDED TO SPLIT THE TIME-SPACE DIMENSION WITH MY MIGHTY PILLAR OF HERCULES AND FIND THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR TYPING SUCH FAGGOTRY AND NEARLY BLINDING ME. AS SOON AS I FOUND THE PREPUBESCANT BOY ALONE IN A SMALL, DARK, DAMP ROOM BEATING HIS ABNORMALLY SMALL FLESHY NEEDLE TO THE LIKES OF YU-GI-OH HENTAI, I CAME UP BEHIND ME, MEAT DRILL AT THE READY AND SMACKED HIM WITH A FORCE SO GREAT, THAT HE HAD BEEN KNOCKED OUT OF EARTH AND CRASHED INTO A NEARBY TEXAS-SIZED ASTEROID, CAUSING THE ASTEROID TO SWITCH ITS CRASH COURSE TO EARTH INSTEAD OF MARS. WHEN THE ASTEROID HAD CAME INTO EARTHS ATMOSHPHERE, I SAVED THE EARTH BY USING BY GREAT CROTCH EXCALIBUR TO KNOCK THE ASTEROID OUT OF EARTHS ATMOSPHERE INTO THE SUN, SIMILAR TO A STERIOD-POPPING PROFESSIOANL BASEBALL PLAYER WHEN HE KNOCKS THE BASEBALL OUT OF FEILD. I GUARANTEE IT. |