shoving your snout into your keyboard?
might break it...
ive done that before, slammed the keyboard, damn boneblades completly shattered the thing....
and is there a difference?
naked pics then, just picked one...
and going off topic is my specialty...
--- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."
Damn! i have got to try to keep these topics above water!
--- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."
--- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."
have her lick up your body, then you do the same to her, repeat as necessary.
--- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."
My deepest fantasy is to have sex with two weasels at one time, In a corn field in cornwall, with a farmer watching while a combine harvester comes along and chews us up while we are all making out. Then for the farmer to come along and pick up our remains and cook us in a stew which he feeds to his family.
I never thought that i could throw up by reading somthing, you have proved me wrong.
Combine harvester running over a human making love with to of my kind then eating the riped up remains! Fucking hell get life! and get out of here!
--- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."
Did you honestly throw up ? Or did you make that up ?
God you must be really boring in bed, if that made you throw up. Read the karma weasel sutra.
Indulge yourself a bit more.
you want to make love to me wail our bodies are destroyed, and you think im weird!
no don’t talk to me!
go away!
--- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."
Thats your ego talking, I would only make love to a weasel who was more adventurous that you. not you. Sorry to dissapoint you.
I never said your weird either.
Besides it was only a fantasy. I wouldn’t have said it, if i’d known i was going to be made to feel unloved for my deviant fantasy life.
So much for wanting a discussion about sex.
--- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."
Yes, I’m saying you fantasie of making love to two Weasels and dieing at the same time, then being eaten is not belonging here.
--- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."
If it doesn’t belong here then where does it belong. This forum is entitled - LEts talk about sex - that was a very sexual story, it was just very short and ended in tragedy, but also in supper for the farmers family. That is almost a classic story. They may make a movie out of it if we are lucky. Dangerous Weasiasons, or Weasel Instinct.
Sometimes it amazes me that males can’t keep themselves quiet about sex. Who cares? We all know what it is. Do it with the right person and keep it to yourself.
--- The farther you question, the more they will hate you.
"Sometimes it amazes me that males can’t keep themselves quiet about sex."
why keep it quiet?
--- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."
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