| 29 Jan 2006 04:40 pm |
Atresac Guest | if you could take over hell? I mean think about it, if you decide to rule Hell, ol' Lucifer won’t have a problem because he hates hell. You can rule Hell, have all the awesomeness that comes with being a deamon, and sneak up on your great great great great grandkids! Man that would rock so much tits.
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| 29 Jan 2006 04:48 pm |
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| 29 Jan 2006 04:57 pm |
Atresac Guest | I even made a plan on how to rule Hell:
1) when I’m old, kill myself to ensure going to hell (this will be right before I die of natural causes) just in case being an Atheist wasn’t enough.
2) Go to hell.
3) Attempt to escape several times, fail on purpose.
4) Spread rumour of my ultimate escape.
5) When Satan is looking for me at the exit, I come up from behind.
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| 29 Jan 2006 05:00 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6  Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | yes, but why not get the outher damned to help you?
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Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 29 Jan 2006 05:02 pm |
Atresac Guest | Because by doing it myself, I rule alone and with an iron fist, making hell what I want. My hell would be so awesome, that even God would come down on Thursdays for Rob Zombie concerts and poker.
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| 29 Jan 2006 07:25 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | why? If (some one who cares) is wright then hell is filled with people that really don’t deserve to be there.
I say... make the South Park Hell!
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Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 29 Jan 2006 07:55 pm |
Atresac Guest | There will be different levels of hell. Those who didn’t really do anything bad, those who did something bad by accident, those who did something REALLy bad, and those who did things that they deserve to be pumped full of gorilla semen.
The guys on top get it easier (top is those who didn’t do anything bad).
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| 29 Jan 2006 08:00 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | Some one who cares will be sent to a very special level of hell, one reserved for child molesters, people who talk at the theater, and Fox network executives.
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Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 29 Jan 2006 09:10 pm |
Atresac Guest | Someone who cares will be sent where he can watch all the religous movies he wants, and listen to Creed in Dolby Digital surround sound stereo.
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| 30 Jan 2006 04:15 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | cool
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Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
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