| 19 Feb 2006 06:04 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 0  Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 1,149 OFFLINE | Weasel, have you really read the Bible, or not? Because the Bible does say you have a chance for salvation. Any human has a chance for salvation, you just have to take it. And you are a human. --- “Dying men have said, “I am sorry I have been an atheist, an infidel, an agnostic, a skeptic, or a sinner”; but no man ever said with his last breath, “I am sorry I have lived a Christian life." “The wages of sin is death- quit before payday.“ | |
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| 19 Feb 2006 07:11 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6  Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | yes i have
and no, im not.
until you realize that, you will not get anywhere with me. --- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 19 Feb 2006 07:29 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 0  Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 1,149 OFFLINE | Why do you think you are a weasel? When did you start saying that you were one? You are a human, and you should be happy with what you are. And humans have a soul. And did you read the Bible to try to understand it? Did you believe what you read? And were you a Christian once? --- “Dying men have said, “I am sorry I have been an atheist, an infidel, an agnostic, a skeptic, or a sinner”; but no man ever said with his last breath, “I am sorry I have lived a Christian life." “The wages of sin is death- quit before payday.“ | |
| 19 Feb 2006 07:40 pm |
bonjour Rep: 3  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 8,307 OFFLINE | srop pretending to be a weasel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........I’m starting to believe you.... ---
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| 19 Feb 2006 07:44 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6  Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | "Why do you think you are a weasel?"
im 3"2' have fur, a long body and short limbs...ya im a weasel.
“And did you read the Bible to try to understand it? Did you believe what you read? And were you a Christian once”
for a time i was.
thoughts were ruff years, i begged God to let me in to heaven, told the researchers to have church services in the lab so i could participate. but nothing got better, i wasted so much time perusing a false idle. i am ashamed to have once been christen. --- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 19 Feb 2006 07:51 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 0  Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 1,149 OFFLINE | You are kidding again, aren’t you? --- “Dying men have said, “I am sorry I have been an atheist, an infidel, an agnostic, a skeptic, or a sinner”; but no man ever said with his last breath, “I am sorry I have lived a Christian life." “The wages of sin is death- quit before payday.“ | |
| 19 Feb 2006 08:08 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6  Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | there’s very few times on this site that i kid, that was not one of them. --- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 19 Feb 2006 08:12 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 9  Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | ok weasels dont have computers, ok? ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
Kev, Why do u want me 2 be gay?
because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 19 Feb 2006 08:39 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 0  Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 1,149 OFFLINE | How do weasels earn money to buy computers? --- “Dying men have said, “I am sorry I have been an atheist, an infidel, an agnostic, a skeptic, or a sinner”; but no man ever said with his last breath, “I am sorry I have lived a Christian life." “The wages of sin is death- quit before payday.“ | |
| 20 Feb 2006 12:54 am |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 439 OFFLINE | if i believe that ur a weasel, will u believe that i fucked Carmen Electra(please, pretty please)? --- FEEL MY RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 20 Feb 2006 01:10 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2 Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Ha ha ha ha. That’s awesome. --- The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 20 Feb 2006 07:28 pm |
GOOGLE_QUEEN Guest | butt_hair - your funny . | |
| 20 Feb 2006 07:34 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 9  Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | LOFL! WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF BUTT HAIR? LOFL! *FALLS ON FLOOR LAUGHING* ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
Kev, Why do u want me 2 be gay?
because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 20 Feb 2006 10:22 pm |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 439 OFFLINE | haha. i didnt expect to make u guys laugh. i was serious. feels good making pple laugh though. thnx for laughing.
dude, where do i come up with this stuff? idk, i really want to fuck Carmen Electra(pamela a. is ugly compared to her) and it feels good if someone believes that i fucked her. --- FEEL MY RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 21 Feb 2006 12:41 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2 Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | butt_hair_lots_of_it wrote:
haha. i didnt expect to make u guys laugh. i was serious. feels good making pple laugh though. thnx for laughing.
dude, where do i come up with this stuff? idk, i really want to fuck Carmen Electra(pamela a. is ugly compared to her) and it feels good if someone believes that i fucked her.
Wow, I could have sworn that this was about opinions on abortion. I guess what it really says is “Which perverts want to fuck Carmen Electra?" --- The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 21 Feb 2006 04:29 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6  Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | I leave for a day and look what happens. --- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 21 Feb 2006 09:54 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2 Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | I hear you. I’m leaving for another 15 hours. See ya --- The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 22 Feb 2006 12:56 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2 Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Red Spartan 226 wrote:
ok weasels dont have computers, ok?
How do you know? --- The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 23 Feb 2006 12:26 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2 Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Haha ha --- The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 23 Feb 2006 01:33 pm |
bonjour Rep: 3  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 8,307 OFFLINE | unless there’s a secret undergorund of intelligent weasels I doubt it ---
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