WHO WANTS TO BATTLE?

Wannabe
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Now which mafucka wanna rap battle
Yall just stand around like fuckin cattle
Yose like a single knight tryin to assualt my castle
But yo attempts are just downright laughable
Unstoppable lyrical menance
Knock you around like i play tennis
Mix my shit, like I’m a mafuckin chemist
I’m tha dentist
Drill holes in ya mouth
But my tools are stashed under tha couch
Ya loosin, thats why you scream an pout
My flow is nasty, like I just vommited it out
But yall smell bad like sourcrout
Fade you out
Take it out
Dont start gettin loud
Cause you is a fuckin dumb droup-out
The Game made 300 bars
Bitch you’ll catch 300 bars
Hand em out like candy bars
Then spread it like SARS
You drivin a crap-ass car
And we all know you “WOULDN’T GET FAR”
Suckin dick thats how you got this far...


How was that? I didn’t think it was all that great but, all critism is appreicated...and if there any fourm rules that I need to know, plz tell me!

Bonkerzzz

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yall all real wack!

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You took that off of Scary Movie 3 you thief! I will lay down a rhyme, though I am more of a rock/metal person. Here is a metal song I made.

There are no sides to choose from,
just things to hate.
And I for one hate myself today!
Bring me down!
Don’t listen to me
if you are not ready
cause bravery means more
than just fighting!
Shoot and kill,
it’s dead and gone
Now please
just forget me
Famous or infamous
I have made my mark
and this is where I stand!
Shoot and kill
It’s dead and gone
Now please
just forget me!
Famous or infamous
I have made my mark
and this is where I stand!
I have heard bravery is a ghosttown that is nice to visit
Who wants to stick around and play the mayor with me?
This past the point of words so grab your guns and follow me!

That is deep, dude. Really deep.

Rock and Metal kick ass. Rap is awesome too though.

Entree
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We all wanna shine together but as well we should all get our lonely other brother... it’s Safabest and you don be raised in B.C Bitch Please who you know better than SB?

ridicoloso

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My flows too nasty/I can tell just cause yall can’t get pass me/yall may try too but actually/please don’t harass me/unless yall wanna get ya ass beat/my thesis is like ass heat/ yall wanna battle ill eat yall up for snack/and yall some cattles constantly runing around like yall on crack/like luda get back/yall aint ready for me to attack/cause if I’m on a mission I’m fishin for some fish/yall aint provided with a genie so yall can’t get a wish/ /don’t get rattled and tattle after a nigga in seattle eat all of yall up like breakfest/niggas be posted rekless/females be rosted after they decide to fetch this/yall need to check ya grammer/cause without punctuating that shyt it sounds bammer/yall really don’t own no weapons of mass distruction or a hammer/ quit talkin bout yall gonna kill/yall can’t even spill any will/what makes yall think yall are very skilled/maybe yall are rarely
Ill/I’m in a position of going up/I let my python hang and chicks wanna show up/so they can slang while it blows up/ right in they face/they suck it up just so they can taste the white paste/yall can’t fight or ignight to exstensive hights/steppin to me yall get sliced with brutality like a sword/yall are mortal I’m in aimortality memory that has been stored/ill keep going ill never get bored/yall boring like child plays/and mild all the way/when I spit I cause a blizzard/I’m a genius cause I’m gettin head from a pretty miss I might as well become a wizard/ any body wanna battle eImail me at dgessese@yahoo.com or myspace at bigballa2062002us@yahoo.com aight maan peace. Its ridicoloso 718.to 206 bedstuy stand up.shout out to jersey.and seattle

yung blu

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ima yung nigga wen u see me walkin bi kno dat im high i gotta stay fly shades on mi eyez ice around mi neck forces on mi feet wit mi dickie suit on wit da beeper on da side churp me on mi mobile keep da purp bi da pound if u buyin we sellin cause ima yung nigga fuck da police da police dont run me i run da police i run deez streets i paid tha cost to be da boss fuck a god damn bush he a bitch he gets down on his hands and knees and sucks mi dick im gettin high livin n da sky paid da cost to be da boss cause ima yung nigga

DJ SaGe

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a demon slayer and spiritual legionnaire
defeating evil by depleting evil’s air
you don’t want me in a fighting rage
cuz if you in my sights and range
I’m slamming into the spot you standing
hard enough to send the planet back to the ice age
i am the Sage chill and relax
Fuck Uncle Sam, I don’t pay no taxes
Beat his ass so bad, his funeral was closed casket
If mike box then I box, if I box then Mike box
With these 2 hard hitters, somebody ass gon get dropped
Don’t hate on my click, cause we all ball
Get your ass racked up, like a set of pool balls
Leave you hanging in a tree, thirty feet above the ground
The paramedics gon need a ladder, just to get your ass down

Jskillz

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Im dress up in all black white soxs fitted cap
big strap in my pants u better beg the fuck back
i bet his ass jump back i dont think he want that
all depends if he a man n he gon dump back
n im from minnesota
whurr it gets a bit colda
n we sell alot of yolla
n we flip it like a strolla
n we set it in the soda
n we watch it rock up
then put it in the duffle bag n hit the block up
then i call my nigga bones on the muthafuckin phone
n tell him i cant serve all this white shit alone
n bring josh along n tellem bring the chrome
cuz out hurr u never know wat these pussy niggas on


BADFELLA

erbman

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My people im coming with one propasition wishing and hopen that one maybe uz finally listen to these words that ive writen. all im seing is an adversity built on a fake prosperity fifly world with a fukt up reality far from satifactory, on my level, seing niggas on the street beggin please other turns his shoulder and leave, is it the devil we breed it seems nuthin but violence, dirty minds money and money we breathe
most of us have lost our concious fukt up with fame or fortune its nonsense while the innocent and live in fear and silence..

Rejoice my brodas and sisters dont let hate gravitate just
elevate nominate peace dont detonate. peace

Terrorist

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I hitt niggaz till they get sober,your lyrics are tasteless like a leftover,when i bust cats bump thier heads till they suffer severe memory loss/ Hiphop is an army and marvellous-fag aint fit enough for the force/now run and tell your whole click about the boss/when i spit the king cobra has nothing on my venom-Im SV’s loose canon/ U are britney spears the hiphop version with ur insanity/ U claiming to be tight like a prostitute claiming virginity/ I master the art of unleashing thoughts from your brain. My attack feels like a hot needle piercing through your testical/scientists still tryna establish mathematical equations to explain my pyschological behaviour.My shit is too tight not even H2O can flush it down/ I could cause a combination of tsunami and 911 wen i rhyme.

Terrorist

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so man u r about 2 get grounded lyk a kid who missed school/cobra commander lashin ou killin orders/ lyrical desparado spittin poisonous firestorms/ causin more pain 2 sores than being licked by dogs/ cumin thru wit a lyrical ambush coz I’m about 2 jack dis page lyk snakes on da plane/ wit chemical shotz aimed @ all u chickenheads/ yr infertile sperm failed 2 impregnate my mind 2 respond 2 yr [wack] lines/ but since I’M da one who started it, it’s about 2 get bloody lyk abattoirs/ I’m da ABBOT; seein my face sun will make u insomnaic/ask pakiso he saw my face once & he vanished/dyin sad lyk an unemployed alcholik/my words are vitriolik/ drastik lunatik multiplyin 2 thousand clones of gems in da form of a massacre verse/ burnin fake thugz faster than da bird flu/ prematurely born & callin yourself a battle cat/I kill u faster than a hobo snatchin a purse/coz my arrow is poisonous lyk dat of a khiosan/ so u all should gather around lyk a christmas when I kick a freestyle/& dis is ain’t about family bonds it’s about brutalisin wack cats lyk brains gettin stimulated by pornogarphik images/sun U SHOULD tell yr friends 2 look outside da window coz someone’s momma is about 2 become a widow/ cowards dont follow coz their hearts re hallow/ I can read yr signals, yr punches re too slight lyk tatoo needles/ & yr ryhming skillz re based on quantum thoeries/ electromagntik; my name is lyk an atomik bomb I DEMOLITION buildings/AS I HOLD ON 2 DA MIC LYK A PRISONER OF WAR HOLDS ON TO HIS DIGNITY EVEN IF IT’S KILLIN HIM/ face da facts U READ MAGAZINES I LOAD EM, SORES ARE MOULD EM / turning yr weddin into a funeral cos u & descendants re imperil/ pull yr socks cos u re about 2 get paralyised/ wit a pen & missile

Lil Pitt

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Look yall niggas aint shit, I’m the first Bitch reppin where she at on this shit
I come from C*town nigga come here and get ya wig split
cuz my niggas in the hood aint takin no ones shit
yall think we playin, yall jus dont know
have ur head touchin the back of ur kicks wit one fuckin blow
so I leave yall lames wit a bit of advice wanna fuck wit a girl like me get ya mind right
cuz i aint like most bitches I can stunt on my own
me and my girls runnin shit like yall niggas wouldn’t even know
I got my girl sittin beside me wit her game face on
bitch know when I get pissed even she gots ta go

J-hova

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I aint no Musician..
But u hoes made me a magician....
ya’ll just runin’ya mouthz...
if ya’ll wanna battle,then holla at me....
then if ur shitz tight,then i come thru u and leave ur head open like a cadillac convertible.....

trynna make ur shyte tight..
so i give ya’ll a career....
holla.....

Entree
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J-hova my ass

white wayne

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all yall wack cant c me

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yo i’m mr dime,

i can’t mutha f*cking rhyme.

dont waste my time

go suck a lime

how r u? i really fine

just do or die

soon u’ll fly

take it away Nickels! Nickels? damn, where the hell is nickels?!

dope ass shit

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alright bitch u guys cant rhyme worth shit
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\/\/



I’m plotting to leave your body rotting
In a shallow grave or some dirty cave
But first, I’ll make you suffer
I have a thirst to make your life rougher
I’m sick of your presence, I’m sick of your name!
So with a steel chain, I’ll inflict infinite pain
Cutting off oxygen to the brain
Cutting off your jugular vein
A Flood of your blood
Will pour down like rain
You’ll beg for me to stop
But each finger, I chop
One by one,
Hour by hour
I will have fun
When it’s you, I devour
My rhymes have sinister themes
Inspired by your screams
Going to extremes
Beyond your wildest dreams
Or nightmares
You’ll be saying your prayers
But hearing nothing but swears
While getting beaten with chairs
You’ll wish that I killed you days ago
You’re my foe in the deadly bloodbath show
I won’t refrain to cut off your ear like Vincent Van Gogh
Causing you pain, You know that I’ll make sure that you die slow!

caine

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yo shit is weak as hell wen i bust my spits on some snitcin shit u tell tell tell /
cuz i brandish my weapon makin niggassee da site of heaven den cause armageddon /
u aint even dissin man im gettin at u like ya moma im straight bitchin /
im spit vulcans n im givin u a ticket 2 heaven jus a 9mm token /
cuz ill put da 9 2 ya brain blow da shit back im insane /
super lyrical n if u live stay alive thru da heat its a miracle /
n folk if u wanna play i can let dat mac spray n den let ya body lay as i cause maylay wit dat automatic gun spray /
cuz famo u dimes on niggas n i pop nines n blow minds wen i pull triggas n best shut up cuz u can end up a riva /
cuz i got ya city on lock keep safety of on my 10mm glock n have ya heart goin like a clock /
cuz i spit some crazy licks den i make niggas cry like wen babys shit /
i got retarded ass rhymes n i go from line 2 line of niggas dat waste my time dat think dey can take mine /
n wen i spit i vomit cuz my shit come up all at once n i make niggas act stupid n fall like a dunse /
n ima king u my royal fool cuz i got mo den hammers i gotta box of tools /
so if u thinkin u can touch me go back 2 skool /

dope ass shit

Guest

CAINE U BITCH FUCK OFF

caine

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u just mad cuz i found out u stole dat verse from dat 1 chick dat was on dis site u aint think i was finna search ur shit huh?