| 18 Feb 2006 02:28 am |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 468 OFFLINE | i was in yankee stadium and bernie williams hit a double in the playoffs like 3 years ago and i jumped up out of my seat to cheer like everyone else but my pants went down to my ankles because my belt came un done previously. now thats not it, beofre i bent over to pick my pants up i sat my cup of beer on the seat behind me and my bookbag was holding down the folding seat so the half full cup of beer sat nicely on the seat, and when i was picking my pants up from around my ankles i forgot about my beer on the seat and sat back down on my beer and my ass now looked liked i took a piss out of my ass. it was the worst ever cause now this embarassing moment is stuck with me until i get in my car and leave the bronx. sucked!!!! | |
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| 18 Feb 2006 03:08 am |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 439 OFFLINE | haha. at least it wasnt real piss. my own was shit.
u can find mine at this topic:
In this topic we talk about silly things because all around the world, we are silly people!
ill just say it here anyways.
i took a shit in my pants in the 3rd grade.
i couldnt hold it, i had a stomach ache. when the shit finally came out it felt cold.
and everybody laughed at me... those fuckers. --- FEEL MY RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 18 Feb 2006 09:23 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6  Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | the day i found out what you species thought of mine, it was the first time i had ever contemplated suicide. --- Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 18 Feb 2006 09:27 pm |
69 Rep: 15  Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 11,127 OFFLINE | Weasel 16 wrote:
the day i found out what you species thought of mine, it was the first time i had ever contemplated suicide.
Some humans are cruel...kill them... --- 69 | |
| 18 Feb 2006 09:47 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 9  Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | me...i...uh...dont wanna talk about it. ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
Kev, Why do u want me 2 be gay?
because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 19 Feb 2006 01:42 am |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 28 Jan 2006 Posts: 439 OFFLINE | Red Spartan 226 wrote:
me...i...uh...dont wanna talk about it.
its ok man, we understand. yep.
*nods head and thinks about his countless embarassing moments*... *feels stupid* --- FEEL MY RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 19 Feb 2006 08:14 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 9  Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | *thinks back to 1997* eww! ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
Kev, Why do u want me 2 be gay?
because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 20 Feb 2006 11:59 am |
Going Sentimental Rep: 27  Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 7,808 | The year was 1957, or 1956, or 1955... well, you get the idea.
I ate a chimpanzee. Then it ate me. Then all natural things went weird and a nuclear bomb started to laugh at me. It wasn’t very nice.
 --- "We can’t solve problems using the same thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein
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| 20 Feb 2006 01:18 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 7  Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,644 OFFLINE | Back in 1997 my mom thought it would be funny to pull down my pants infront of all my teenage friends, I was so angry I kicked the trash over. ---
   Last edited 20 Feb 2006 01:19 pm by Oddball is cool | |
| 20 Feb 2006 05:17 pm |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 468 OFFLINE | goldenraptor wrote:
The year was 1957, or 1956, or 1955... well, you get the idea.
I ate a chimpanzee. Then it ate me. Then all natural things went weird and a nuclear bomb started to laugh at me. It wasn’t very nice.

acid or shrooms? or a mixture of a couple different hallucinagenics? | |
| 20 Feb 2006 05:19 pm |
GOOGLE_QUEEN Guest | I walked out the dunny with a big trail of toilet paper following behind me .. it was very classy . | |
| 20 Feb 2006 07:02 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 9  Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | my friend had this big trail down his pants! lol ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
Kev, Why do u want me 2 be gay?
because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 20 Feb 2006 07:03 pm |
GOOGLE_QUEEN Guest | ah dude that sucks !! Especially when they pull it off of you , thats the worse .. then you think the entire time of you walking around it was floating behind you .. | |
| 20 Feb 2006 07:04 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 9  Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | is that an imposter? ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
Kev, Why do u want me 2 be gay?
because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 20 Feb 2006 07:05 pm |
GOOGLE_QUEEN Guest | Nope its me !! Why do you ask ?? | |
| 20 Feb 2006 07:08 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 9  Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | cuz it seems as you were talking to yourself. ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
Kev, Why do u want me 2 be gay?
because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 20 Feb 2006 07:11 pm |
GOOGLE_QUEEN Guest | Oh really ?? haha Nah I was just describing .. O nevermind  | |
| 20 Feb 2006 07:13 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 9  Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | oh ok lol yeah it would suck if they pulled it behind you and you never knew it was there. but how does it get stuck there. ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
Kev, Why do u want me 2 be gay?
because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 20 Feb 2006 07:14 pm |
GOOGLE_QUEEN Guest | lol who knows !! Okay this is embarrassing .. *ahemahem* | |
| 20 Feb 2006 07:14 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25  Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | wen i fell down and landed on the mud at school ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
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