The "Vodka" topic.

Sergeant Johnson

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"Look, pal. You keep your Shit, and we’ll keep ours, ok? we can each have our arsenal, whether its the same, damn, bomb or not."

“Comprendae?"

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aye.

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what isthis place? sit for alcoholics or something???

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*Oddball laughs at Sergeant Johnson*
“You really thought I didn’t see the bombs on my ship? I sent that ship to some distent planet knowing you would try and outsmart me."

“By the way, I blew up Earth......you can’t blow me up or my planet if your already dead. Looks like Oddball is victor."

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i thought i told you to wake up

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*Oddball pinches himself* Yeah, I’m awake.

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ok now that ur awake click click booooooom

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Thats sad, you think you can kill me with that weapon?

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hee hee little dose he no its a human version of the cricket gun, therefore 2 times as powerful

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Thats sad, you still think you can win *Oddball pulls out his rail gun and fires it right into Master Chiefers chest*

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*Now Oddball being as angry as he is at Sergeant Johnson, picks up a 12 gage shotgun and fires it right into Sergeant Johnson’s head*

KABOOM (RELOAD)
KABOOM (RELOAD)
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KABOOM (RELOAD)
KABOOM (RELOAD)
KABOOM (RELOAD)
KABOOM (RELOAD)
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KABOOM (RELOAD)
KABOOM (RELOAD)


*Sergeant Johnson tries to get back up but oddball picks up his rail gun, firers it right into his head and laughs*


Oddball:“How sad, you think Scotch is a mans drink."

Sergeant Johnson: “Well, after I fucked my mom 20 times, anything seems like a mans drink”

Oddball: “Ah, I see........."

Master Chiefer: “What about Whiskey? Thats a mans drink!"

Oddball: “Ha! Mans Drink! Thats what dogs drink!"

*Oddball gets out his new bottle of vodka and shoves it into Master Chiefers and Sergeant Johnson’s mouth makeing them drink it*

Oddball: “Good an’t it? Come on, one commie drink an’t going to kill ya!"

Oddball: “Don’t you dare fuck with me ya bitches!"

*Oddball leaves and Master Chief and Sergeant Johnson never find him again*

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Ok what happened here. Last time I checked it was just a group of people posting the same phrase over and over again that had to do with some type of alcholic beverage.

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Vodka is better in every way.
Vodka is better than every other way.
Heck, even it’s name is better.

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YEAY! For this....I will spare you....

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and luckily i have said nothing, so therefore i am in no crossfire...

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Hey TR, where is Christen?

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hahahaha shows what you know about drinking
s.jhonson allright ill gie you the scotch but vodka wtf. all the pealpe i know that like vodka are
#1 black
#2 chicks
#3 lightwieghts

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Make fun of Vodka all you want but in the end Vodka wins.

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dont make me piss my pants again pleese