man all u guys want are guns, I just want one regular girlfriend who doesnt do excty and want to only have sex, lol I am 14 and its like I am living a 22 year old’s sex life, wtf?!
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Graham J. Fisher 1991 wrote:
man all u guys want are guns, I just want one regular girlfriend who doesnt do excty and want to only have sex, lol I am 14 and its like I am living a 22 year old’s sex life, wtf?!
oh, yeah, one regular girlfriend. *cough*, *cough*.
*flashback*
“lol, haves lots of exotic girls from diffrent countries, Brazil, Puerto Rico, and South America, and haves lots of exotic sport cars and street bikes, in my driveway, and always have a girl accompmany me in each of my cars or bikes, when I am driving. Have my own network, that is hosted off of a strong sever. Have a batting cage for Baseball when I am in the mood to hit some balls. I would buy all new clothing, shoes, shirts, zip hoodys, and pants. Have a half pipe inside the house, and with a good collection of Zero and Element Skateboards.
Now here is how my day would be if I had 1,000,000,000 dollars.
Wake up to pretty puerto rican girls in my bed. Then get dressed in my baggy clean clothes. Walk out of my room see tons of buetifull Brazzlian Girls walking around the house wearin almost nothin. Walk to my kitchen, get some fresh water, sit down turn on my computer check my email, and the forums, and my sites, turn off the computer. Leave the house, get into my Lamborgini, with some hot girl inside the passagner seat, a girl that would like fast drives. Drive around go to the skatepark, go back home. Come in the house, take a shower, with the finest soaps. Get out drippin wet. Clean myself up, and get back on some clothes, DC Shirt, Volcom Zip Hoody, Bullhead Baggy jeans, Globe Shoes, and white socks, oh shit foregot my boxers, yea plaid boxers. Come out of the bathroom. Go to my living room, check out whats goin on the Xbox Live. Go to sleep of course much more would being going on but that is just what the flash of images is in my head."
.... yeah, you just want ONE regular girlfriend, uh-huh, yep.
Hmmm, thats almost enough money to buy about ten of the planes I watch take off and land every day here in Fort Sam Houston. But to answer the question- I think I’d buy a B-2 Spirit Bomber and an F-22 Raptor, just to shake things up; I’d get an A-10 Warthog, that is- I think I might could buy all that with a billion $...
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