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*Weeman becomes non-physical*

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*time stops again except for myself and everyone else but the nuke stops in mid air*
*eyes nuke, slowly turning it around and kicking it REALLY hard*
*time returns to normal and the nuke heads off into space harming nothing*

Sergeant Johnson

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"Sorry you bastards, but you didnt get off the planet in time, an Tyreaus, we have your stuff, get over it..."

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KKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*entire planet explodes, with TR, weeman, and dark99 on it*

“Thank you for flying oblivion airways, have a nice day.."

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thanks for completly ignoring my post you asshole...
and you dont have my sword, i dont care about the devil cores cause theyre useless to you and i have my built in one, but my sword ALWAYS stays with me...
*sword reappears in hand*
lol its made out of plasma (which i can condense into a full sword)so i can just litteratly teleport it off your ship...
so, heh, you dont have anything of importance to me...
and what you do have will take you a LOOOOOOOOONG time to reverse engineer...

Last edited 08 Apr 2006 03:02 pm by Tyreaus Rhade

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"Still, the nuke redirected and came back to the planet...even so, who give a shit if you survive, we’re still here on Earth, behind an inpenetribal wall of defenses, so there..."

*pulls a detonator out of his pocket*

“And Tyreaus, I hate losing, so I thought ahead for just such an event-"

*flips detonator, and the spider-web of lotus anti-tank mines that the Marines placed on the entire battlefield explode, and the network of fougasses (napalm mortars) open fire, wounding TR, but not fatally*

“Catch you later, Meat..."

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hmm, i can see why you and i have our differences...*lowers sheild*
youre constantly attacking me...
so just call this our last bout cuase im getting tired of it, you never give up even after i killed you...
and ive got a bit of a life to take care of too...
and the nuke already blew up in space, you timed it remember?
so whatever, dont pick a fight with me anymore...

Last edited 08 Apr 2006 03:05 pm by Tyreaus Rhade

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Impenatrable eh?
Sounds easy enough for me...

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yea, anyways im tired...*catches plane to earth* (the REAL earth not the one kane supposedly controls)

Last edited 08 Apr 2006 03:07 pm by Tyreaus Rhade

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*Opens a portal to Weemann’s dimension. Once there, opens a portal to earth.*

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Posted by Weeman:

Impenatrable eh?
Sounds easy enough for me...


“HAAAAAAA!!! give me a break, Wee. Don’t even get me started on what kinda defenses we have here...Super MAC guns, orbital battle stations, easily 10000 cruisers in orbit, 10 million longsword fighters ready to deploy instantly, and another 100 mil in reserve, not to mention the billions of Marines, Scorpians, Pelicans, Warthog, and other things you’d have to deal with on the ground..."

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kanes earth remember...

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"Catch!"

*tosses a frag into the portal*

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*Grenade falls into endless, empty void and explodes, but, being in an empty void, causes no damage.*

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mmh anyone here....

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no

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Heh, I could simply take a non-physical form. I could walk through everything you have.
Or I could open a portal from my dimension that leads directly to where you have TR’s...doohickys...
Or I could just destroy the planet with a Behemoth. TR doesnt seem to have much need for those things anyway...perhaps a blast that will destroy the core and cause the planet to collapse within itself...that sounds fun...

Last edited 09 Apr 2006 07:49 am by Weeman

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"Except, you forgot that we have one thing you don’t..."

*holds up the Covenant Holy Light Crystal*

“This little spit-wad is gonna be your end. see. We took it off those Covie bastards and they never hated us more for it. It can manipulate the time-space continuim, therefor it can blast you into another dimension, or worse...and it can also manipulate gravity...and to prove that this exists, I’ll quote from the novel First Strike:"

John tensed as he watched the thousands of Covenant crowding on the galleries surrounding him and his team. He didn’t dare move; his team was on the wrong end of too much firepower.
They couldn’t win this fight.
On the third gallery off the floor of the great room, at the four o’clock position, a Hunter pair roared with anger. They raised their fuel rod cannons and then leveled their weapons — and fired.

“Stop! aww hell, I’m not gonna quote the whole damn thing just so’s it makes sense, long story short: Me, the Admiral, Dr. Halsey and the Master Chief and his Spartans got cornered by a shitload of those alien bastards, but those squid-heads didn’t like those Hunters firing on their crystal, so they killed 'em, and tried to take us alive to get it...So we killed a shitload of 'em and got out on the dropship, but got stuck by a ships gravity beam, but that little crystal defied gravity and negated the beam and got us out....it later plowwed their asses, and it’ll do the same to yours...

*takes out an MA5B*

“So if you want Earth, then come and get it!!!"

*transmits to Weeman’s army*
“Come on mighty Levia warriors! We’re here spittin' in you all’s ugly faces waitin' for you to show your ugly faces...and I have something to say about you squid-heads- YOUR MOTHERS ARE HO-BAGS!!!”

*Johnson and the Marines all laugh and make faces at Weeman’s army, some Marines make mock poses of “ho-bag Levias”*

“So we’re waiting, you shitheads! Come get us!!! That is, if your hobag-mothers will let you outta the house! You know, your mothers are all like bricks; they’re flat on both sides an' got laid by Mexicans!"

*Marines laugh again*

“Come on you mighty of mighties, come get a belly full of lead and a pool of your own blood to drown in!!!"

*shuts off trasmitter*
“That should do it..."

*dusts hands off and walks away*

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Heh...Hehhehehehe....AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
BWAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! GWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
*Whipes tear from eye*
Yes, I, a transdimensional entitiy fear an object that can send me to another dimension! HAHAHA!!! And I can become non-physical, so gravity is not something I worry about either...

And I dont think the Leviathan recieved your transmission. They have no recievers. I command them through a telepathic link. That and they are in another dimension. And your marines need lessions on posing, because, quite frankly, they SUCK AT IT! I dont even have to waste the Leviathan’s time. I could infaltrate your base single hanndedly. Or, I could destroy the planet and every living thing on it...ah, yes, a living planet is a joy to annihilate. All the little critters, melting and burning before the planet explodes...

Sergeant Johnson

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"And all the little bullits that’ll pepper your ass..."

*opens a portal to the Levia’s dimension*

“Catch this, big boy...LAUNCH THAT NUKE!!!"

*a Nova Nuke is fired thru the portal and lands in the middle of all the Levia, and they all go up in the explosion*

“Where’s your mighty-ness now, piss-head?"

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Hey Weeman maybe when we finish our RP at Bungie and do the Halo one, Do you think that Kane would be decent for it? He sure sounds good.