Kip wrote: Interview with Uncle Rico From Napoleon Dynamite

Me- Here we have uncle rico for a brief interview. How are you Uncle rico?


rico- Your grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes. Broker her coccyx.

Me- My Grandma is dead

rico- huh!, tell your aunt carolyn that.

Me- I dont have an aunt carolyn

rico- Hey man you ever dream about goin back in time?

Me- Ya, it would be nice i guess. Let me ask the qustions here please.

rico- First you gotta check out my video man

Me- what is it

rico- If you dont like it you can leave the room

Me- Alright no problem, let me see it first

rico- Oh man did you see that!

Me- wow you like football huh?

Rico- if coach would of put me in we would of won state.

Me- Why didn’t he put you in?

rico- Hey man you ever find any good time machines?

Me- no, never

Rico- so what are you doing for money? i have an idea that could make us a little moolow

Me- im trying to interview you here, thats my job

Rico- why don’t you take my van, im better on foot anyways

to be continued..