Oldman with a Hernia wrote:
WHAT IF SORA WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL!?
*American Idiot song plays*
*title slides in saying “Kingdom Hearts
ACK TO SCHOOL!*
*Advent High*
Sora:Sooo great we hav to make up like 1 to 2 years of school!
Riku:No biggie at least we had a decent long summer
*Sora’s mind of Roxas*
Roxas:WHAT DO YA MEAN SUMMER MY SUMMER WAS OVER YOU DICK HEADS!
Kairi:We should get to homeroom
Riku:KAIRI watch out!!!!!!!
*riku pulls kairi back*
Kairi:What it was a bunch of kids passing by!
Riku:Take a closer look!
*Pretty White Kids with Problem song plays*
*White kids pass the hall*
*random black kid walks by*
Black Kid:Yea they racist crackers!
Beaner:You said it
*asian kid nods head*
Sora:Ok and why are you guys following me?
*Homeroom*
Cid:Yall kids get in yer seats and git yer agenda books and crap!
Sora:Sweet i got locker number 666
*heads to locker*
*opens locker and reveals a skeleton and a bunch of goth and demonic posessions*
Emilia the Goth Gal:Ill take ur locker!
Sora:Uhhhh deal!
*Literature Class*
Tifa:Hello class and welcome to literature class*blah blah blah whiny bitch blonde voice to riku’s head*
*Tifa picks up her cup of ice cold coffee and spills it on her breasts*
Tifa:Oh shit hold up class*puts down book and picks up a tissue and whipes her breasts*
Riku:Holy jamamam HOLY SHIT*eyes open wide*
*Gym*
Coach Mario:All you hav to do is run through the course and yer done and head to the locker!Mama mia letsa go!
*Link walks in*
Sora:Hehe ur going down!
*both of em run to the finish*
*wall climb, Link uses grappling hook and climbs over it!*
Sora:Hey thats cheating!*casts thunder on link and falls down*
Link:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sora:WHEEEEEEEEEE*uses wisdom form dash*
*Link puts on bunny hood and dashes past Sora!*
Sora:Huh!?*throws keyblade at link’s head*
Link:YAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Keyblade:Ouch my crotch u asshole keyblade wielder my god dam crotch!
Sora:Yes the swimming pool!*casts blizzard to freeze pool*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*Link pulls out fire rod and melts pool*EEEEK
*Swims through pool pulling out sail and boat from Wind Walker!*
Sora:Grrrrr
Annoying Guy:OMFG its a close battle it might be a photo finish my god oh*more annoying crap*
*pops a cap on Annoying Guy*
??:Shut the fuck up!
Sora:This is for Steve Irwin!!!!!!!
*Casts Stop spell!*
*Link pulls out Ocarina of Time*
*LINK WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Sora:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario:Aye your still in the starting line u a stink!
*Lunch*
Riku:Ayeeeee
Sora:School stinks!
Kairi:No biggie im doing pretty well in all my classes
Logan:Hey ur kairi right?
Kairi:Yes
Logan:Ummm i was wondering if you wanted to go on a date?
Zoey:Logan your cheating on me!!!!!!
Logan:No No wait Zoey*pauses and does a lil humping move*Ohhhh she is hot when i think shes naked!*AHHHHHHHHH TO THE BUSHES!
Riku:Okkkk???
TO BE CONTINUED!
Thats like the gayest story told.Plus their is no sense of humor in it i give it a big bad 0 out of 5 hahahahha lmao!
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