| 06 May 2006 11:40 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6  Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | get a load of this.
A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report
her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few
occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the
phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.
He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the
subscriber’s house. The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog
moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire via a steel
chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number
was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone
to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning. ---
Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
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| 06 May 2006 11:58 pm |
The Diabolical One... Rep: 3 Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 5,320 OFFLINE | That just happens to be the most fucked up thing I heard today... ---
fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Someone with a comment that has thought to it? Blasphemy!
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| 07 May 2006 01:35 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Weasel 16 wrote:
get a load of this.
A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report
her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few
occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the
phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.
He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the
subscriber’s house. The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog
moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire via a steel
chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number
was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone
to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
that’s nice, except that it wouldn’t matter how many volts were passed through the dog, it’s the amps.
The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 10 May 2006 05:43 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 22 Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2,663 OFFLINE | Try this one. A guy in New Mexico threw a mouse onto a pile of burning leaves and watched as it ran into his house and set it on fire.
That is Karma
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4593682.stm ---
 
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| 11 May 2006 08:23 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2  Joined: 26 Jan 2006 Posts: 2,624 OFFLINE | those r both fucked up ---
GO HERE NOW OR I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!
www.dchalo.com
DC rOyA1RaMpAg3 | |
| 11 May 2006 03:48 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | That’s funny and sad at the same time. ---
The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 11 May 2006 10:25 pm |
N.W.A Guest | what kinda fucked up shit is this???are yous all on crack or are you just heartless,cos this shit is just fuckin cold!
theres this one story that outraged animal activists nation wide across new zealand:
three guys locked a group of kittens in this steel cage(they were video taping this shit too.)
and they completely covered the cage in gasoline and then set it on fire,and me and my uncle and aunty were watching this on the news!that was so fuckin sick! | |
| 11 May 2006 10:25 pm |
69 Rep: 15 Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 11,127 OFFLINE | N.W.A wrote:
what kinda fucked up shit is this???are yous all on crack or are you just heartless,cos this shit is just fuckin cold!
theres this one story that outraged animal activists nation wide across new zealand:
three guys locked a group of kittens in this steel cage(they were video taping this shit too.)
and they completely covered the cage in gasoline and then set it on fire,and me and my uncle and aunty were watching this on the news!that was so fuckin sick!
...thats just wrong...
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| 11 May 2006 10:32 pm |
Corrupted... Rep: 22 Joined: 20 Mar 2005 Posts: 8,631 | Wii must pwn them. ---
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| 11 May 2006 11:16 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 22Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2,663 OFFLINE | N.W.A wrote:
what kinda fucked up shit is this???are yous all on crack or are you just heartless,cos this shit is just fuckin cold!
Absolutely, which is why I find it hilarious that this idiot who threw the mouse in the fire, had his house burned down because of it. Stupidity should hurt
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| 12 May 2006 12:19 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | It shouldn’t hurt. Purposeful acts of idiocy should be though. ---
The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 12 May 2006 12:40 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 22Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2,663 OFFLINE | Black Hydra Xc wrote:
It shouldn’t hurt. Purposeful acts of idiocy should be though.
Hmm agreed, I stand corrected. Stupidity is punishment in and of itself
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| 12 May 2006 02:45 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Yay. ---
The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 12 May 2006 03:08 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 22Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2,663 OFFLINE | you “sound” as exstatic as Mat when I say “I’m Wrong” lol ---
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| 13 May 2006 12:35 am |
N.W.A Guest | well,i guess that saying"what comes around goes around” is true eh? | |
| 13 May 2006 10:49 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | A man in down town orlando, decided it would be a good idea to get rid of the neighbors annoying puppy by crushing its head with a hammer, however on his return to his home, his porch roof fell on him... crushing his head. ---
Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 14 May 2006 12:38 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Karma. ---
The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 14 May 2006 01:45 am |
N.W.A Guest | Black Hydra Xc wrote:
Karma.
agreed. | |
| 14 May 2006 10:05 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Agreed indeed. 
The farther you question, the more they will hate you. | |
| 15 May 2006 11:31 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 2Joined: 26 Jan 2006 Posts: 2,624 OFFLINE | indeed agreed ---
GO HERE NOW OR I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!
www.dchalo.com
DC rOyA1RaMpAg3 | |
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