| 12 May 2006 03:17 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 8  Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,560 OFFLINE | What You Need To Believe To Be A Republican:
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals, Arabs, and Hillary Clinton.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney and Rumsfeld did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush couldn’t find Bin Laden.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle and antagonize our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s and Dick Cheney’s driving records are none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
Supporting “Executive Privilege” is imperative for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born ( in perpetuity.)
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
There’s nothing wrong with supporting drunken hunters who shoot their friends and blaming the friends for looking too much like quail.
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"The Problem with the English language is that it is as pure as a crib-house whore. it has chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
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| 12 May 2006 03:31 pm |
The Diabolical One... Rep: 2 Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 5,320 OFFLINE | hahahahahaha that’s fantastic... ahh i got a good laugh out of those thankyou...
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fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Someone with a comment that has thought to it? Blasphemy!
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| 13 May 2006 05:26 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Yeah. Whatever.
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| 13 May 2006 05:31 pm |
Regular Rep: 1 Joined: 01 Apr 2006 Posts: 379 OFFLINE | That’s awesome. Did you write those yourself James, or pick them up somewhere else? Either way, thank you for sharing, I got a good laugh out of that.
Rev. Mat
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| 13 May 2006 05:38 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 8Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,560 OFFLINE | The Revered wrote:
That’s awesome. Did you write those yourself James, or pick them up somewhere else? Either way, thank you for sharing, I got a good laugh out of that.
Rev. Mat
Got it off the ULC forums lol
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"The Problem with the English language is that it is as pure as a crib-house whore. it has chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
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| 13 May 2006 05:38 pm |
Regular Rep: 1Joined: 01 Apr 2006 Posts: 379 OFFLINE | That makes it even better!
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| 14 May 2006 12:36 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Meh.
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| 14 May 2006 01:00 pm |
The Diabolical One... Rep: 2Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 5,320 OFFLINE | what do you mean “meh”.... hydra that is funny...
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fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Someone with a comment that has thought to it? Blasphemy!
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| 14 May 2006 01:14 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 8Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,560 OFFLINE | dark99 wrote:
what do you mean “meh”.... hydra that is funny...
If you haven’t noticed, Hydra replies in the most lukewarm “Meh” “whatever” “yeah ok” way to any of my posts, until Rev. or someone else point out the validity or humour. It’s the spirit of BXC channeled through his fingers
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"The Problem with the English language is that it is as pure as a crib-house whore. it has chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
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| 14 May 2006 04:16 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6 Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | Its all bad, both sides are made up of fucking imposers (Yes i meant to say that), that’s why im independent.
but i really believe in what Lewis Black says about the party system.
Democrat= No ideas
Republican= bad ideas
The way it works is a republican stands up in congress and says, “I’ve got a really bad idea!" and the democrat stands up and says “And i can make it shittier!"
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Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 14 May 2006 04:28 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 8Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,560 OFFLINE | Luckilly Canadian politics, although still politics, aren’t nearly as harmful and damaging to the people, or environment, as america is.
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"The Problem with the English language is that it is as pure as a crib-house whore. it has chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
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| 14 May 2006 07:57 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 3,602 OFFLINE | To bad Condi isn’t running for 2008, i really don’t want Hillery in there, the mere mention is frighting to me.
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Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it." | |
| 14 May 2006 09:54 pm |
Atresac who does not want to log in Guest | Libertarianism makes the most sense.
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| 14 May 2006 09:54 pm |
The Diabolical One... Rep: 2Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 5,320 OFFLINE | are you ever going to want to log in atresac...
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fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Someone with a comment that has thought to it? Blasphemy!
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| 14 May 2006 10:03 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | James R. LeClair wrote:
dark99 wrote:
what do you mean “meh”.... hydra that is funny...
If you haven’t noticed, Hydra replies in the most lukewarm “Meh” “whatever” “yeah ok” way to any of my posts, until Rev. or someone else point out the validity or humour. It’s the spirit of BXC channeled through his fingers
Meh. lol
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| 14 May 2006 10:21 pm |
artist formerly known as ballsac Rep: 46 Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 16,079 OFFLINE | dark99 wrote:
are you ever going to want to log in atresac...
Your life is now complete.
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| 14 May 2006 10:23 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | Cool.
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| 15 May 2006 12:36 pm |
Thee legit G_QQ Rep: 8 Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 5,261 OFFLINE | James R. LeClair wrote:
dark99 wrote:
what do you mean “meh”.... hydra that is funny...
If you haven’t noticed, Hydra replies in the most lukewarm “Meh” “whatever” “yeah ok” way to any of my posts, until Rev. or someone else point out the validity or humour. It’s the spirit of BXC channeled through his fingers
No way !! No clue what your talking about .. lol ..
'yeah!'
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| 15 May 2006 04:08 pm |
The Diabolical One... Rep: 2Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 5,320 OFFLINE | Atresac wrote:
dark99 wrote:
are you ever going to want to log in atresac...
Your life is now complete.
indeed it is atresac... thank you I can now die knowing my life was complete... lol...
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fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Someone with a comment that has thought to it? Blasphemy!
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| 16 May 2006 12:55 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 1Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 2,116 OFFLINE | So, how about that Raiders game? lol
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