| 02 Jul 2006 04:14 pm |
I have a silly rank Rep: 49  Joined: 03 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,313 | I’ll start:
CNN was originally created as the “Chuck Norris Network” to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. ---
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| 02 Jul 2006 04:17 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25 Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
Another Chuck Norris fact. ---
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:03 pm |
I have a silly rank Rep: 49Joined: 03 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,313 | Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. ---
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:19 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | Bjarne Lundgren wrote:
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
That one took the cake lol nice
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
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Jk,but seriously.
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:23 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:27 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:35 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:38 pm |
I have a silly rank Rep: 49Joined: 03 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,313 | Killa wrote:
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Lol.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?"
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:42 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | ahahah “what the hell was that”
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5. ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:45 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:47 pm |
I have a silly rank Rep: 49Joined: 03 Nov 2003 Posts: 1,313 | When God said, “let there be light”,
Chuck Norris said, “say 'please'."
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:48 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | ahahah
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
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Jk,but seriously.
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:50 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
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Jk,but seriously.
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| 02 Jul 2006 05:57 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | ---
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
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| 02 Jul 2006 07:09 pm |
Going Sentimental Rep: 27 Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 7,796 | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean
"We can’t solve problems using the same thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein
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| 02 Jul 2006 07:11 pm |
Going Sentimental Rep: 27Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 7,796 | Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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| 02 Jul 2006 07:12 pm |
Going Sentimental Rep: 27Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 7,796 | Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card ---
"We can’t solve problems using the same thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein
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| 02 Jul 2006 07:18 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | goldenraptor wrote:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card
ahahah OMG STOP I AM GOING TO FAINT AHAHAHAHA
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| 02 Jul 2006 07:21 pm |
The Pendragon Rep: 34 Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Posts: 48,244 OFFLINE | LOL I liked the first and third one, the second one was kind of disturbing... ---
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| 02 Jul 2006 07:36 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 8 Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | Killa wrote:
ahahah “what the hell was that”
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
LMAO ALRIGHT STOP ROFL
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