Facts about Chuck Norris

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LMAO

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The Commander of the marines (i forgot the name something like usnc i think) is chuck norris in the form of a girl.

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Chuck Norris puts adamantium filings on his sandwiches to give them some extra kick.

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When you do a super bounce in Halo, you jump real high, but when Chuck Norris does a superbounce, he flies out of Earth.

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thats retarded

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FACT: Chuck Norris is your mum

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FACT: chuck norris is your bunghole

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FACT: is that possible !?

assswwwwipppillio !! ahha

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*sigh*

For sticky topics... you really need to stay on topic.

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u didnt post anything on topic there buddy lol just kidding and no im not asking for trouble alright uhh .. Chuck norris ..

Believe me when I say I dont even know who Chuck Norris is .. but I googled something .. just to stay on topic ..

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they’re all poisonous.

alright thats it good bye and good night

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When ideas suddenly come to your head, it isn’t just an idea, it’s Chuck Norris taking a book and shoving it into your brain through your ear so fast you never feel it, and when ideas suddenly leave your head, it’s Chuck shoving his hand in your ear and taking a big chunk of your brain.
(that was lame but I had to post something here)

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Chuck Norris made Tyreaus Rhade not sad.

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I only wish...
Chuck Norris was walking in Italy, when he came to the Tower of Pisa he decided to take a rest on it after a long walk, that’s why it is now the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

When Yakov Smirnoff was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris in the side of the head, he unknowingly invented Russian Reversal while in a recovery ward recouperating from a coma. He then blessed Chuck Norris for giving him the idea and told the joke to the world.
So it was really Chuck Norris who unknowingly invented that concept.

(those were really stupid I know...now I am ashamed...*gets Chuck Norris to end pitiful life with death by roundhouse kicking*)

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Chuck Norris made Tony Boi leave MVC permanantly.

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true lol

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The world will come to a dead end when Chuck Norris marries Opra or becomes gay with Dr. Phil.

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That one was good.

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Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

Those aren’t credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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the only other thing visible from space is chuck norris’s biceps

could someone tell me whats so special about Chuck Norris, Jet Li is cooler

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When there was a snowstorm covering all of China in several hundred feet of snow. The president radioed Chuck Norris to help dig them out. But Chuck Norris had a better idea. Instead, he licked up all of the snow and it melted and he swollowed it. The next day after all of the snow was gone, he suddenly had the urge to go to the bathroom. So he unzipped his pants and took a huge leak, thus creating the Yellow River.