| 05 Jul 2006 05:00 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15  Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | Yea same here, my dad wouldnt let me play videogames so its kinda a relief that he left but I still hate him for what he did. He would have never let me grow long hair either. But I guess you could say that your in a worse situation then me. My grandpa never even met his dad. His mom used to beat him so bad that he would lay underneath the porch thinking he was about to die. His brothers blamed all kinds of things on him to make him get beat half to death. ---
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:02 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | Shadowbane wrote:
But at least things are looking up for me a bit more, I have some friends at school (suprise suprise, changing schools each year was getting tiring) am in a healthy, stable, well provisioned home, and a nice and beautiful girlfriend...who lives in another country...specifically across seas...way way way across...and a good chunck of land to cross too...
Let me guess shes asian?
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:03 pm |
Shadowbane Guest | Deathspartan117 wrote:
Yea same here, my dad wouldnt let me play videogames so its kinda a relief that he left but I still hate him for what he did. He would have never let me grow long hair either. But I guess you could say that your in a worse situation then me. My grandpa never even met his dad. His mom used to beat him so bad that he would lay underneath the porch thinking he was about to die. His brothers blamed all kinds of things on him to make him get beat half to death.
I’m in a worse situation?
Dude, you’re growing up without a father and two other siblings...
How could my situation possibly be worse?
Mine has pretty much gone over the climax already, the worst of that is over... (lol on a random note I just realised the spam prevention code reads 71337, take off the first seven and see what you get (you’ll know if you’re a leeter, oh shoot gave it away)) | |
| 05 Jul 2006 05:04 pm |
Shadowbane Guest | Deathspartan117 wrote:
Shadowbane wrote:
But at least things are looking up for me a bit more, I have some friends at school (suprise suprise, changing schools each year was getting tiring) am in a healthy, stable, well provisioned home, and a nice and beautiful girlfriend...who lives in another country...specifically across seas...way way way across...and a good chunck of land to cross too...
Let me guess shes asian?
Umm...I’m on the western end of canada and where she is is still in the northern hemisphere... (no rudeness intended just trying to figure this out again)little bitty island by France... | |
| 05 Jul 2006 05:07 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | Your from Canada? Im from South Carolina but I moved to Alabama not to long ago. Duriel lives in South Carolina. ---
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:08 pm |
Shadowbane Guest | Deathspartan117 wrote:
Your from Canada? Im from South Carolina but I moved to Alabama not to long ago. Duriel lives in South Carolina.
Yep...born and raised in good ol' B.C....(trying to humour myself...not working...) | |
| 05 Jul 2006 05:10 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | Hey I might post some of my yo mama jokes here in a second. ---
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:11 pm |
Shadowbane Guest | Heh I saw some of Duriel’s in the most responded thread... | |
| 05 Jul 2006 05:13 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | yo mamas so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her. ---
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:14 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | Shadowbane wrote:
Heh I saw some of Duriel’s in the most responded thread...
they sucked quite badly.
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:14 pm |
Shadowbane Guest | Yeh I don’t do insulting jokes to well in the first place...when they’re being used on the appropriate people it’s funny as hell... | |
| 05 Jul 2006 05:15 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | yo mamas so fat she sat on a Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy ---
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:17 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | yo mamas so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips. ---
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:19 pm |
Shadowbane Guest | Deathspartan117 wrote:
yo mamas so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
That’s just totally illogical on several levels...but funny... | |
| 05 Jul 2006 05:19 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | yea, most of them are illogical but some are quite funny. ---
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:21 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | Heres a logical one...
yo mamas so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity. ---
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:22 pm |
Shadowbane Guest | Deathspartan117 wrote:
Heres a logical one...
yo mamas so fat the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.
lol that makes sense...that’s pretty big too... | |
| 05 Jul 2006 05:23 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,242 OFFLINE | Yea, I got a bunch of em if you wanna hear them. Do you? ---
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| 05 Jul 2006 05:23 pm |
Shadowbane Guest | Well as humerous as these seem to be I may need to pass for the time being...my mind is off on other things, not enough time to appriciate humour right now... | |
| 05 Jul 2006 05:23 pm |
received a ticket for being awesome. Rep: 31 Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 6,394 OFFLINE | BBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hah okay just wanted to scare yous .. !! ---
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive. | |
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