Cid wrote:
It’s not as much you as it is Yusif, sure the FF7 characters act like they do in AC, but there is such a big difference between AC and FF7 it isn’t funny.
In AC Cloud seems almost emo... it’s sad... Sephiroth... well in Advent Children it wasn’t the real Sephiroth anyway... Cid seems like a red neck and didn’t smoke a ciggarette, Tifa is a whiny bitch, Yuffie... Yuffie didn’t steal a single fucking thing in AC! Cait Sith was without his moogle, Barret didn’t once call Cloud a spikey headed jackass, Vincent... Vincent was pretty close to his original, and Red XIII was pretty damn close too.
2 out of 7 of the main characters were differed from FF7 to Advent Children.
Also, Yusif... just to prove you wrong to some extent, Sephiroth actually canuse the omnislash in FF7. If you use a cheat to replace Vincent with Sephiroth Sephiroth’s limit breaks are Toy Soldiers and Omnislash.
Yes ur right the movie wasnt great now let see what happens if everything is screwed up!
*Final Fantasy “Special"Children*
*Plane goes inside mountain*
Reno:Gahhhh its all foggy!OMFG I CANT SEE EEEKKKKKKKK
Rufus:Idiot i told you not to Axe deoderant on in the plane!
*Cloud’s spot place wit the buster sword blah whatever*
Cloud:.....*flashback*
*Strife Delivery service*
Tifa:Hello strife delivery service?
Rufus:Hello is cloud their?
Tifa:Oh w8 hold up
Marlene:Mom denzel is puking on the bed!
Tifa:I already said it again my name isnt mom!
Denzel:Mom why is the bed wet everytime u and cloud sleep here every night?
Tifa:ahhh ummmm ull know soon enough
*calls Cloud on phone*
Tifa:Hello cloud look rufus called oh and *whiny bitchy blonde chat*
Cloud:Yeahhhhhhh ok!
*rides over to Wal-Mart*
*2 guys attack him*
Loz:Hah!
Cloud:Huh wut the!
Yazoo:Hehe*pulls out gun*
*shoots cloud but cloud deflects it with big sword and bounces onto Loz’s eye!*
Loz:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yazoo:retreat!
Cloud:Gosh when will i hav a normal day!?
*Wal Mart*
Cloud:Ahhhhh great*searches through clothings*
Cloud:This bra would look nice on Tifa!
*Aerith’s Church*
Marlene:*hums*
*Loz comes in*
Loz:Wheres momma?
Tifa
ssst Loz its mother!
Loz:Oh wheres mother?
Tifa:shes not here!
*battle scene*
Tifa:Marlene promise you wont look at us till i call it clear ok?
Marlene:Yes
*Tifa undresses her self*
*Loz gets a boner*
Loz:Oh momma!
Tifa:Oooo youve been a naughty boy
*Loz and Tifa fall onto the flowers and hav it on!!!!!!*
*couple of hours later*
Loz:Oh i better get back ill just take this box of materia*opens box*
Loz:Hey wait its a bunch of porno!
*couple of minutes later*
Cloud:Tifa wheres marlene?*brick gets thrown at his head*
Bart Simpson:HAHAHAH
*back at strife delivery home*
Cloud:Ohh where am i?
Tifa:Oh cloud we had such an awesome night!
Cloud:Oh yea
Reno:Holly java lava!*mouth drops*
*tifa hides her breasts*
Cloud:Hey how long where u guys looking!?
Rude:Ummmmmm you should go to the forgotton capital of the ancients!
*Forgotton blah blah blah*
Cloud:*flashback wit Aerith**crashes into a tree*
Cloud:God damn it!
Kadaj:Hes here!
Cloud:Uh oh *jumps off motorcylce*
*battle scene*
Cloud
enzel!
Denzel:*drools*DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*battle blah blah blah*
Vincent:Cloud!
*vincent goes Chaos mode*
Vincent:RAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Loz:EEEEEKKKKKKKKKK*soils his pants*
Yazoo:EEEEEEKKKKKKKK*poops his pants*
Kadaj:*shivers in fear*
Vincent:blah blah blah blah blah geostigma blah blah blah blah blah
Cloud:Ok i get it its a skin disease!
Vincent:K blah blah blah blah blah geostigma blah blah sephiroth blah blah
*back at Midgar*
Tifa
enzel!
*creatures pops out!
*Kadaj summons a Bahamut SIN*
Bahamut:ROOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRR
*rampage!*
*tifa and denzel gets unconscious*
Denzel:Huh?SON OF A BITCH!
Tifa
enzel watch ur language!
Denzel:Sorry!
*barret comes*
Barret:Hey its mr.T err i mean barret marlene better be safe!
*yuffie comes in*
Yuffie
elive it!*naruto theme*
*Red XII comes in wit Cait Sith on his back*
*instead Red XII chases Cait Sith*
Red XII
ARK!BARK!
Cait:MEOWW!!!!!!
*Cid comes in*
Hey take alook at my Sierra shes the latest model!
*Tifa looks up and sees a gummi ship*
Tifa:Thats the sierra?
Cid:God damn it *hides KH2 game into pants*
*Vincent comes in*
Vincent:where can i find a phone?W8 wtf what kinda line is this!?
Director:Just get in their!
Cloud:Marlene willbe safe
Denzel:Well see u back wont we Cloud?
Tifa:Oh and denzel*long bitchy blonde chatty voice*
Denzel:uHHHH Ok
*blah blah battle scene skip to the cloud jumping up to stop bahamut’s charge*
Barret:Alleyoop!!!!*throws cloud like a football*
Cloud:WAHHHHHHHH
*gets caught into Bahamuts ass*
Director:Oh crap ummm bahamut play dead!
Bahamut:*collapses into ground*
Director:Ok take 2!
Cid:Yah!
*more of the gang pushes cloud up next is vincent*
Vincent:Cloud!
Cloud:*cough* jeeze u smell get a tic tac
Vincent:suck it!
Tifa:No giving up!
*Cloud looks at Tifa’s boobs*
Cloud:........
*Bahamut charges and Cloud gets caught into Bahamuts mouth*
Bahamut:GAHHHHHHH *CHOKES TO DEATH*
*Falls into the ground*
Cloud:Gahhh *comes out of mouth*I want a break!
TO BE CONTINUED PROBABLY TOMORROW!
THE END!
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