Final Fantasy, hate it or love it?

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*back to where we left off*
Rufus:You should hav been a good son!
Kadaj:Mother!*looks at box*
*rufus drops box and kadaj cuases the building to explode!*
*Back wit reno and rude*
Reno:Gosh these guys are tough!
Rude:Yea i know!
Yazoo:hehe
*SISSY SLAP FIGHT*
Reno:Oh hey stop it yazoo no fair it hurts w8
Reno:Ahhh
*Loz sissy slaps reno ion the face*
Loz:silly goose!
*Kadaj jumps down to catch mother*
Kadaj:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMFG I FORGOT I CANT FLY!!!
*Rufus jumps down*
Rufus:Hehe*pulls out gun*
*tries to shoot at box and Kadaj*
Kadaj:EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*box gets a chip*
Kadaj:MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*kadaj catches box*
*Rufus falls and Elena and Tseng shoot out their grappling hooks to catch rufus and misses!*
Rufus:OOOOOOOOWWWWW U IDIOTS!
Elena:Whoopsie
*Kadaj sees Cloud coming on motorcycle*
*3 of them run on their motorcycles and make for an escape*
*through tunnel*
Kadaj:Grrrrr traffic!
*Cloud stops by*
Cloudamn it!
Yazoo:Aye ummm*pulls out gun and shoots gun*
Cloud:grrr*pulls out huge 2h sword*
*Slashes at Yazoo*
*traffic control arrives*
Traffic guy:Hey hey no fighting or ill report ya guys to the cops!
Yazoo:Grrrrr
*traffic moves on*
*Cloud pulls out his PSP*
Kadaj:Oooo wut game u hav their!?
Cloud:GTA Liberty City Stories
Kadaj:OOOOOOO
Loz:hey look traffic is back!
*Clouds shoves his PSP into Yazoo’s stomach!*
Cloud:HAHAHAHAH*Rides off*
Kadaj:Loz distract him*rides away and cloud chases him*
*Cool battle motorcycle scene*
*outside tunnel*
Reno:Are u sure this bomb will work?
Rude:Yeah 100percent Shinra!
*bombs ticks*
Rude:Ummm why is it ticking?
Reno:Uh oh
*Kadaj cloud loz and yazoo run by*
*bomb explodes and the gang scatters*
Yazoo,Loz and Kadaj:Team rocket is blasting off again!!!!!!!
Team Rocket:Hey thats our line!
Kadaj:Whateverbut i still hav mother!
*Aerith’s Chruch*
Cloud:Oh mi gosh wheres my box of porno!
Kadaj:Hehe mother is now mine!
*water squirts out of ground*
Kadaj:What the!?
*heals cloud’s geostigma*
Cloud:Hey my skin disease is gone!*Aerith moment*
Aerith:Cloud*whiny bitchy blonde naggy voice*
Cloud:Ok im out!
*goes outside at ruins*
Kadajrother mother is with me at last!
Cloud:So what does that mean?ur still a remnant
Kadaj:So wut if im a puppet.....once apon a time....you were through!*shoots blasts at Cloud and dodges*
*Cool battle scene*
*Sierra comes by*
Yuffie:Cloud i brought you materia!
*Sierra shakes*
Yuffie:hey watch it!
Cid:If u want off then off get off my back!
Yuffie:Sexist!
Cait:Meow shut ur trap lass*Red XII chases Cait Sith*
Cait:MEEEEOOOWWWWW!!!!
Red XIIARK BARK BARK!
*Cid pulls lever and Barret falls down*
Barret:YOU CRACKER!!!!!!!!
Cid:No niggers on my ride!*smokes a cigarette*
*Sierra shakes*
*Sierra crashes into Cloud’s and Kadaj battle scene*
*Tifa moves through rubble with her clothing scarred and her breats revealing*
Kadaj:Ohhhh*Clouds pwns him*
*Kadaj hangs on ledge*
*Cloud comes*
*Kadaj throw jenova in the air cloud slashes and kadaj jumps for it*
Kadaj:My reunion i bet ur dying to wait!
*One Winged Angel Theme*
Sephiroth:Good to see ya Cloud
*slashes back at Cloud*
Sephiroth:Your geostigma is gone cloud thats to bad blah blah blah blah blah blah *long chat*
Cloud:*snores*Zzzz oh what again!?
Sephiroth:God just fight me!
*Battle Scene*
*Cloud tries to pick up sword*
Cloud:Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*its to heavy*
Sephiroth:God did u take ur steroids yet?
Cloud:Oh forgot!*takes some steroids*
*battle continues*
*cloud’s cellhpone rings*
Cloud:WTF HELLO!
Tifa:Cloud i just wanted to let you know
Cloud:Oh god!
Tifa:*whiny bitchy blonde voice*
*cloud turns off phone and continues to fight sephiroth*
*phone rings*
Cloud:Hello!
Vincent:Cloud i just wanted to let you know to watch out for blah blah blah blah blah blah
Cloud:grrrrrr ok i get it!
*turns off phone and phone rings again*
Cloud:Hello!!!!!!!!wtf
Sephiroth:Hi cloud im just testing my new RAZR phone while were fighting!
Cloud:Ok stop i only got like 30 minutes left on this phone!*puts away phone and battle contiues*
*Sephiroth jams his masumuna into cloud’s shoulder*
Sephiroth:Tell me what you cherish most of shall i take it away?
*Cloud gets a flashback*
*thinks of the sex he and Tifa had*
Tifa:OOOOOOOOHHH CLOUD OH OH!!!
Cloud:uhhh*Cloud remorses back to sephiroth*
*pulls out masumune*
Cloud:You just dont get it at all!
Sephiroth:Hmph!
*Cloud performs Ominslash*
Sephiroth:Gahhhhhhhhhhhh
Cloud:Stay were u belong back in my memories
Sephiroth:I shall never become a memory
*covers hiself wit wings and Kadaj falls down*
Kadaj:Uhhhhh
Cloud:Oh*looks at clouds and it rains
Kadaj:Mother:
Aerithont worry ull be wit momma*shows ur breats*
Kadaj:OH JAVA MAMA!!!!!!TAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!
*bullet shot behind cloud’s back*
Cloud:Uhh!!!!
Yazoo:Hheheheheh pwned noob!
Loz:Have u been playing runescape!?
Yazoo:Hey its a fun game!
*place explodes*
*Cloud wakes up at a pool*
*everyone enjoys and celebrate about cloud’s victory and the curing of geostigma so they head to the bar!
*Tifa strips at bar and pole dances*
*Barret points his machine gun at Cid’s Head*
Barret:I pity you fool!
Cid:EEEKK*cid head goes bye bye*

the end!

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Cloud 9 needs to grow up... read the post above me people... what a bunch of losers...

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Cloud 9 is awesome.

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Death Sparten your a gay ass homo, ok cuz even though Miguel can be an ass sometimes, hes still awesome
no one talks about my friends like that.
Go take the tampon out your ass
and ps. triguns awesome

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I could theorise where his hatred for Cloud9 originated but it’s a fairly lengthy story and I may be wrong in it being the cause of DS' hatred, plus it would be really off topic.

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yeah well this is a damn comp, no one should hate someone over whats said on this damn forum.
Plus he doesnt even know who he is!!!!

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Erm no he doesn’t exactly know him but like I said it runs pretty deep between those two...kinda goes a bit beyond this site onto more personal things...

Last edited 29 Jul 2006 10:16 pm by Tyreaus Rhade

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How????
plz explain

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Ergh ok try to explain...
Erm ok DS fell in love with this girl named Sabrina through this site and then Cloud9 came along and started talking with her (flirting as DS put it) and he flipped out so that started the whole thing...
Never got angry at Cloud himself, keeps saying he isn’t but I think he is a bit.
Anyhoo eventually got worse and Cloud and this Sabrina girl 'expressed' their feelings for each other (I guess you could call it that) and he just went and backed off to let them be... (cause Sabrina had told him she loved him and that she didn’t know Cloud, which was obviously proven a lie)
Anyhow I think he’s pissed at cloud subconsiously which is why he’s acting like that to him, but then again I could be wrong too and it could be for other things I don’t know for sure.

Complicated at best...

Last edited 29 Jul 2006 10:26 pm by Tyreaus Rhade

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thats stupid!!!!!!!
lol hahahaha miguel actually got a girl..
Im kidding

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Erm well I don’t know if he knows her outside of the internet but I assume he does by some of the things that were spoken between her and Sabrina.

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Oh well I just dont really care, they need to deal with this somewhere else cuz all that is is Drama and I dont see a DRAMA forum here

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tr youre so right..............im the scape goat here
im the inoocent one

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I’m trying to figure out the relation between Cloud 9, Freak Show, TR, DS, and the girl named Sabrina.

Are they all somehow connected?

Last edited 30 Jul 2006 09:52 pm by yusif2k

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friends

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i am the girl named sabrina

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Hi. ^ - ^

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hi i dont know how u new my name lol

Last edited 30 Jul 2006 11:54 pm by depressed girl

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ok well freakshow i actaully know her in real life
but i dont like her
hey yusif whats up?

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he doesnt like me....sad isnt it
damn cloud doesnt even say hi to sabrina
what an ass