Oldman with a Hernia wrote: Hello this world willbe the most unique of all worlds as sora and friends take on their adventure in San Andreas!
*San Andreas*
Sora:Ok ummm this place looks normal
*a car wit gangsters arrive and shoots down sora and gang*
Mario:EEEEKKKKKKK
*Sora deflects with keyblade*
Sora:Jeeze!
Luigi:We should ask for a car!
*Sora waves at an incoming car*
CJ:Yo dog wutchu need?
Sora:Ummm can we get a ride to like umm idk ur place?
CJ:Why?
Sora:Well were just taking a lil travel around the worlds and ya know restore peace and bash em ups
CJ:Yea yea whatever hop in!
*gang gets in car*
CJ:Where you guys from?*turns up radio rap at loud*
Sora:Ummm im from destiny island and these 2 are from mushroom kingdom!
CJ:WHAT!!!!!!!!!??????
Sora:I SAID*Car gets ambushed by the Ballas gang*
Mario:WHOAAAAAA
CJ:Watch out this is gonna be a bumpy ride!
*cool car scene*
*slow mo scene wit mario and luigi hugging each other at back*
CJ:Ok where safe!
Sora:Wow......this place is deadly!
Sweet:Hey CJ where youve been dog!?
CJ:Hey bro i found these crackers out so i took em for a ride they could be of some help with us!
Sweet:Man what kinda hairstyle is that!?
Sora:This its spikey!
Sweet:Ok punk rocker
Sora:Heheh ok.....
CJ:Cmon lets see what Big Smoke and Ryder are doing
*arrives at the hood*
CJ:Hey ryder smoke wutchu doing wit the Ballas gang?
Ryder:Heheheheh
Ballas member:They wit us fool!
*heartless appear*
Sora:What the heartless!?
CJ:What the hell is that!
Sweet:I dont care man just kill the fuck outta these things!*guns shoot out from heartless at gang*
Sora:Whoa these are wierd heartless!
CJ:AHHHHHHHH*Grabs a hooker and uses her as a shield*
CJ:HOOKER SHIELD!
Ryder:Cmon lets get to the drug factory!
Smoke:Hehehehehe*summons a huge fat heartless wit a smoke in its mouth*
Smoke:IDK how this happened but......hehe CJ your going down!
Sora:Whoa!!!!!!*casts blizzard on heartless’s smoke!*
*Smokey Fat Heartless enrages!*
SFH:grrrrrrrrrrr*smashes mario and luigi*
Sora:Grrrrr*slashes at heartless and CJ and Sweet end it wit a M4 Smack down*
CJont worry they’ll be sent to the hospital!
Sweet:We gotta hurry to the druf factory fucking Ryder and Smoke backstabbed us!
Sora:Huh?
CJ:No talk we gotta hurry!
*ambulance arrives*
Mario:Ayeeeeeee dont take me to a black doctor!
Med:Whatever man!
*Drug Factory*
CJ:Smoke ur going down!
Smoke:Cmon CJ its just a simple plan of crime besides we buds still right?
*police arrives*
Sora:Uh oh!
Tenpenny:Ok niggers drop your weapons same wit the spikey haired fellow!
Sora:*drops weapon*
Eddie:Hehehe all hes got is a puny foam key thing!
Sora:You guessed wrong*keyblade reappears in hand and slashes at the officer’s hand to disarm gun*
Eddie:Ahhhh!!!!!
*Smoke escapes and along wit Ryder*
Smoke:You ballas deal wit those fools!
CJ:Grrrrr get back here!
Tenpenny:This is the end of the line CJ!*jumps in a police helicopter*
*shoots missle at Sora,CJ and Sweet!*
Sora:Jeeze thats no nrmal missle its running on Heartless energy!
*looks at plane as it shows an immense dark aura!*
*back to mario and luigi*
*Pizza Stack*
Mario:Ahhhhhhh they make a nice a good pizza!*pats his fat belly*
Luigi:Yea*gobbles a pizza slice*
Hooker:Hey you guys wanna make a good run wit me and spend some of ur cash on a hotty like me?
Mario:Ahhhhhhhhhhh.........*rolls eye*
*Back to Sora*
*Eddia points gun to Sweets head*
Eddie:Fight back and your dead!
CJ:Sweet!
*Sora gets caught by Ballas gang*
Sora:Lemme go!!!!!
Tenpenny:HAHAHAHA I WAS ALWAYS TIRED OF THIS CRIME CRAP LAW!ALL I WANTED WAS SOME SIMPLE PIECE OF MOMENT WHERE I CAN RELAZ AND WITHOUT HAVING TO SEE THESE CORRUPTED MOMENTS!but now your dead finish them ballas!'
Sora:Grrr*pulls out PSP*
Ballas member:What chu gonna do make us watch you play to death!
Eddie:Enjoy it while u can cuz ur about to die!
*Toni Cipriani appears and shoots down Eddie!*
CJ:Whoa whose he!
Sora:Heheh a lil help *selects rocket launcher and shoots it at ballas gang and sora dodges out of the way*
Sora:Hes a summoned ally that came wit my game!Tenpenny:No way!*shoots a missle at Gang*
CJ:Wait i got it be right back!
Sweet:Wait where you going!?
*Police Shower room*
CJ:Ahhhh right here*CJ receives super powerful sex toy*
*back to factory*
CJ:Eat this*throws sex toy at helicopter and explodes!*
Tenpenny:NOOOOOO ITS WAY TO DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora:What about Smoke and Ryder?
CJ:Oh shit we gotta get them!
*Pier*
*Boat chase*
Smokeam!*shoots at Cj*
CJ:Ahhhh!
*Sora casts Magnega and boat gets pulled in*
Sora:Get ready for a whooping!*smoke and ryder gets sent out exploding!*
CJ:wow thanks man
Sweet:U cool bro
Sora:Hehehe no problem whoops look like my ride is here laters!

THE END
*Ummm a bit to actiony!

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