Elmo vs Big Bird

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Thanks to Xtrm for the idea

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big bird would kick fucking ass.

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Yeah Big Bird FTW, he would peck out Elmo’s eyes before that runt could think and then step on him till he dies. (lol)

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But Elmo would use his flaming hair to burn Big Bird

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Ah but see Big Bird’s reach is twice that of Elmo, he would strike long before Elmo could get close enough.

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Ah, but I believe Elmo has laser vision, or so not prove me wrong.

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Big Bird has dragon’s breath and is impervious to lasers, he can use his feet to deflect lasers.

(anybody else think this is the weirdest fight you’ve ever seen yet the most entertaining? and on top of that somebody riddle me how I’m supposed to win against someone who has had roughly thirty to fourty years more experience than myself?)

Last edited 28 Aug 2006 10:18 pm by Tyreaus Rhade

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Ah, I’m feeling light headed, let it be. Hello sonic.

But Elmo has special magic tentacles abilities, where the tenticles out of his stomach reach out and grab’s Big Bird’s feathers.

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Big Bird can fly away from it screaming at the tentacles “GO AWAI” Which will magically vanish into thin air.

(Ah but lightheadedness is good isn’t it? I’m like this on your average day so this is nothing new)

Last edited 28 Aug 2006 10:23 pm by Tyreaus Rhade

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Using this jet-packElmo would do his best to catch up to Big Bird, but will it be good enough?

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dude i havent left im just aghost

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NOBODY KNOWS!
*dun dun dun*
(loopey!)
Big Bird can do the super techno disco dance and paralyze (screw speling for all it’s worth) Elmo.

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Where is Weeman when you need him?

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When the dance occurs and paralysis is the result, it is always best to have some steaming Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup (R).

And so shall elmo.

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And haribos, nobody can forget the super duper sugary chewy goodness that is a haribo...dah shoot I gotta go for dinner...goodbye Carl...

Last edited 28 Aug 2006 10:31 pm by Tyreaus Rhade

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Elaborate, you vile fiend

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Nobody... except for Elmo! *crowd gasps*

Elmo has forgotten the taste of those, so his love is vanquished.

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wat

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Good bye Tyreaus. Maybe some such as Weeman or Xtrm can finish it for us.