| 06 Sep 2006 05:03 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 3  Joined: 14 Jun 2005 Posts: 2,480 OFFLINE | Kane- wrote:
Attention peoples! I’ve uncovered evidence that led me and fellow investagtors to evaluate the true nature of Irwin’s death.
It appears that that his death was no accident, but that it was really an assasination planned by an elite group of crocodile commandos seeking revenge for their constant televised humiliation by Irwin. I have bank records that indicate a few million dollars were transferred by the group to a private account registered to the sting ray. It is my belief that the commandos realized that they couldn’t directly attack Irwin, lest they bring about dire reprocussions upon their species. So I believe they in fact hired the sting ray as an assasin to eliminate Irwin and improve life for crocodiles everywhere.
End Report...due to the top secret nature of this report, this message will self-destruct by the direct order of CIA officials.
Boom!
They actually used the money to buy a robotic stingray of death!
I am the Chaos Spartan
0wn3d
I coined the following underlined terms: MVC and [/sarcasm] | |
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| 06 Sep 2006 07:27 pm |
received a ticket for being awesome. Rep: 31  Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 6,380 OFFLINE | goldenraptor wrote:
I feel truly bad for Google_Queen and gg and _lashing_ (and any other Australians here)
Died like a true man. Lived by the bullet, died by the bullet.
Thank you for that 
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive. | |
| 06 Sep 2006 07:27 pm |
received a ticket for being awesome. Rep: 31Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 6,380 OFFLINE | spartan 076 wrote:
Kane- wrote:
Attention peoples! I’ve uncovered evidence that led me and fellow investagtors to evaluate the true nature of Irwin’s death.
It appears that that his death was no accident, but that it was really an assasination planned by an elite group of crocodile commandos seeking revenge for their constant televised humiliation by Irwin. I have bank records that indicate a few million dollars were transferred by the group to a private account registered to the sting ray. It is my belief that the commandos realized that they couldn’t directly attack Irwin, lest they bring about dire reprocussions upon their species. So I believe they in fact hired the sting ray as an assasin to eliminate Irwin and improve life for crocodiles everywhere.
End Report...due to the top secret nature of this report, this message will self-destruct by the direct order of CIA officials.
Boom!
They actually used the money to buy a robotic stingray of death!
Im sure you won’t be cracking these funny, hilarrrious jokes if that was your dad that got killed .
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive. | |
| 06 Sep 2006 09:43 pm |
The drummer Rep: 19 Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 14,618 OFFLINE | grow up ---
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| 06 Sep 2006 09:44 pm |
Who Dares Wins Rep: 25 Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 19,034 OFFLINE | GOOOGLE_QUEEN wrote:
goldenraptor wrote:
I feel truly bad for Google_Queen and gg and _lashing_ (and any other Australians here)
Died like a true man. Lived by the bullet, died by the bullet.
Thank you for that
NO no no no no.
Damn it.
It’s
Lived by the gun died by the gun.
Zucas wrote:
Gaming is E for everyone.
Zucas wrote:
Jk,but seriously.
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| 06 Sep 2006 10:33 pm |
bahahaha-its me Guest | Killa wrote:
GOOOGLE_QUEEN wrote:
goldenraptor wrote:
I feel truly bad for Google_Queen and gg and _lashing_ (and any other Australians here)
Died like a true man. Lived by the bullet, died by the bullet.
Thank you for that
NO no no no no.
Damn it.
It’s
Lived by the gun died by the gun.
no! its live by the sting ray die by tha stingray! | |
| 06 Sep 2006 10:38 pm |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 19 Jun 2006 Posts: 530 OFFLINE | GOOOGLE_QUEEN wrote:
spartan 076 wrote:
Kane- wrote:
Attention peoples! I’ve uncovered evidence that led me and fellow investagtors to evaluate the true nature of Irwin’s death.
It appears that that his death was no accident, but that it was really an assasination planned by an elite group of crocodile commandos seeking revenge for their constant televised humiliation by Irwin. I have bank records that indicate a few million dollars were transferred by the group to a private account registered to the sting ray. It is my belief that the commandos realized that they couldn’t directly attack Irwin, lest they bring about dire reprocussions upon their species. So I believe they in fact hired the sting ray as an assasin to eliminate Irwin and improve life for crocodiles everywhere.
End Report...due to the top secret nature of this report, this message will self-destruct by the direct order of CIA officials.
Boom!
They actually used the money to buy a robotic stingray of death!
Im sure you won’t be cracking these funny, hilarrrious jokes if that was your dad that got killed .
No, I’m embellishing the story.
Paintball gun of DEATH | |
| 09 Sep 2006 02:34 am |
you are smart Rep: 50 Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 16,694 OFFLINE | ---
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| 09 Sep 2006 03:49 pm |
SICK KIDDD Guest | bahaha-its me wrote:
SA-X wrote:
NEREVAR117 wrote:
He finally died!
No way!
I thought he was a crazy invicible madman!
He rocked!
How did he die?
Apparently a sting ray, it’s on CNN’s website.
He could have died a cooler death though, like fighting a robotic crocodile, killing it, then the crocodile poison kills him.
a sting ray?!!! thas gay!
i mean, yah a sting ray killed him robot croc cooler poison kill whatever yah......
hmmm theres apparently only been three recored deaths by a sting ray, and steve was the fisrt one in like 200 years, its not gay.... | |
| 09 Sep 2006 06:11 pm |
xP i so coolz Rep: 14 Joined: 09 Sep 2006 Posts: 5,927 OFFLINE | R.I.P ---
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| 11 Sep 2006 06:26 pm |
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Not dead that which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons death may die.
- H. P. Lovecraft Join the Order | |
| 15 Sep 2006 03:48 pm |
superkitty Guest | it is sad that he is go and he will be miss by fan n i one of them and sorry to his famliy about his dire.
love superkitty | |
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