| 13 Sep 2006 02:07 pm |
neopet-999 Guest | Okay..i have a random topic but I do think or hope that everyone will agree with me when I say that tele-marketers suck. I do how ever agree that they are HUMAN or most are and are just doing it because it’s a job, but seriously, get a sense of humor! They all sound the sound…all robotic and thick in the head! I mean at least answer the phone happy and at least act like you are human! All the calls I get all sound the same….its like…..i run up and pick the phone up all happy “ Hello?!” then here is goes….the dead silence for about what seems an hour…so think to myself.. ‘ umm did I like not say it loud enough? Did the phone cutt out? Ha ‘ so I do it again being louder… “HELLO!!!??”
And then..BOOM the talking in the background and the sound of ‘oh crap my voice is on a speaker phone’
“ Yes Mam……..May I please speak to Mrs ss-s-s-s-???!?!?-s-s-SMITH” (like smith is the hardest word to pronounce of their life) ‘MAM…..maaay I’ss speaka to MRS smmmmmmiths??!??!?”
grrrrrrrrrr I managed to fall for yet another tele-marketer!
“NO YOU MOW FOOO! Hah she is not here…can I take a message?” silence then….
“ No mammm….i be at a number that is not reachable…are you over the age of 18? If so may I interest you in a complemenaty competition that…Oh congratulations! You have been selected to bla bla bla bla bla bla win a million dollar shopping spree bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla’
hah then I try and get a word in….’No..uh…excuse me…..ummm..hello?’ hah then I hang up! GAY-NESS! But people do be aware…I have developed two ways to get these numb skulls to not call…tell them that you want to be taken off the calling list (this they cannot ever refuse..it means business) or two! Swear your head off at them and hang up (but that’s mean and then they just get all their telemarketing gang friends calling you up. Or just register you phone number to the national ‘do not CALL!’ list! Works like a charm everytime!!!! In the end I WIN! I do however miss the calls telling me that I have won competitions…it would always make me happy for a split second. Hah DOLTS! | |
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| 13 Sep 2006 02:12 pm |
received a ticket for being awesome. Rep: 30  Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 6,206 OFFLINE | hahah !! WOW that was a big spill !! U feel any better neo pet ? loool ! ---
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| 13 Sep 2006 02:13 pm |
neopet-999 Guest | hah i know....kinda crazy topic! but seriously! haha i neeeeeeeded to get that off ma chest! | |
| 13 Sep 2006 02:16 pm |
received a ticket for being awesome. Rep: 30Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 6,206 OFFLINE | thats what your mum said last night ..
hah just playing ! ---
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| 13 Sep 2006 02:19 pm |
neopet-999 Guest | oooooooh! burn! yeah i don’t know what to say about my mum...she uhh yeah...no comment | |
| 13 Sep 2006 03:03 pm |
strychnine in the guacamole Rep: 47 Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 15,907 OFFLINE | Every time a telemarketer called me I would just give the phone to my son. It’s hilarious. ---
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| 13 Sep 2006 08:55 pm |
SICK KIDDD Guest | neopet-999 wrote:
Okay..i have a random topic but I do think or hope that everyone will agree with me when I say that tele-marketers suck. I do how ever agree that they are HUMAN or most are and are just doing it because it’s a job, but seriously, get a sense of humor! They all sound the sound…all robotic and thick in the head! I mean at least answer the phone happy and at least act like you are human! All the calls I get all sound the same….its like…..i run up and pick the phone up all happy “ Hello?!” then here is goes….the dead silence for about what seems an hour…so think to myself.. ‘ umm did I like not say it loud enough? Did the phone cutt out? Ha ‘ so I do it again being louder… “HELLO!!!??”
And then..BOOM the talking in the background and the sound of ‘oh crap my voice is on a speaker phone’
“ Yes Mam……..May I please speak to Mrs ss-s-s-s-???!?!?-s-s-SMITH” (like smith is the hardest word to pronounce of their life) ‘MAM…..maaay I’ss speaka to MRS smmmmmmiths??!??!?”
grrrrrrrrrr I managed to fall for yet another tele-marketer!
“NO YOU MOW FOOO! Hah she is not here…can I take a message?” silence then….
“ No mammm….i be at a number that is not reachable…are you over the age of 18? If so may I interest you in a complemenaty competition that…Oh congratulations! You have been selected to bla bla bla bla bla bla win a million dollar shopping spree bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla’
hah then I try and get a word in….’No..uh…excuse me…..ummm..hello?’ hah then I hang up! GAY-NESS! But people do be aware…I have developed two ways to get these numb skulls to not call…tell them that you want to be taken off the calling list (this they cannot ever refuse..it means business) or two! Swear your head off at them and hang up (but that’s mean and then they just get all their telemarketing gang friends calling you up. Or just register you phone number to the national ‘do not CALL!’ list! Works like a charm everytime!!!! In the end I WIN! I do however miss the calls telling me that I have won competitions…it would always make me happy for a split second. Hah DOLTS!
i know what u mean, about the dead silence, one time i saID “HELLO?" NO REPLY...“hELLO?".....“bONJOUR?!!" then i starten humming, and then the person on the otherline replied, it scared me so bad trhat i hung up....this other time i ansewred the phone but said nothing(it was a 1-800- #) and just sat there for 10 minutes no saying anything, then i hung up, these tele marketers are fun to annoy, but i feel bad sometimes so i listen to what their selling then tell them nicly i’m not interested, srry telemarketers , but ur ANNOYING | |
| 13 Sep 2006 08:57 pm |
SICK KIDDD Guest | Xtrm Liability wrote:
Every time a telemarketer called me I would just give the phone to my son. It’s hilarious.
your son, must try selling them products, oit what i would do when i was six..... | |
| 13 Sep 2006 09:07 pm |
I have earned my disillusionment. Rep: 52 Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 7,352 | Xtrm Liability wrote:
Every time a telemarketer called me I would just give the phone to my son. It’s hilarious.
No no no....what you need to do is always have a metal cd in your stereo. When they call say “could you hold on just a second”...put the phone right next to the speaker, crank up the volume....and press “play” lol.
(Don’t really be this cruel though).
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| 13 Sep 2006 09:26 pm |
Guardian of MvC Rep: 83 Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 44,426 OFFLINE | I answer it like I’m a company
*phone rings*
Kaiser Corporation, how may I help you?
“may I speak to (whoever)"
Umm, let me check our employee files....
“okay...."
No I’m sorry but we don’t have a (whoever) working here
“okay, I’m sorry for the time”
*hangs up*
heh, idiots... ---
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| 13 Sep 2006 11:00 pm |
xP i so coolz Rep: 14 Joined: 09 Sep 2006 Posts: 5,927 OFFLINE | I tell them too put their mouth where their d*** is. ---
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| 14 Sep 2006 06:27 am |
Regular Rep: 0  Joined: 02 Sep 2006 Posts: 833 OFFLINE | man, u guys are lucky... i never get a chance teh fuck aroun witha telemarktr... ---
"i aint the cat yall saw yesterday, at least i mean by tomorrow i wont be anyway. whole new ball game, whole new day..." — QUASIMOTO | |
| 14 Sep 2006 03:12 pm |
neopet-999 Guest | hahaha love it! the last one i did, now this ones great..you have to make sure most family members are home and then when they call and ask for mrs smith (hah um pretend mom) you pass it to your sister and shes all 'hello' ha then they ask 'yes mrs smith?' and she goes ' no...wait one minute i’ll get her' the she passes it to her brother and yeah...you just keep passing it around till they get heaps mad! hah it the funnnn-est | |
| 14 Sep 2006 04:40 pm |
MVC's Long Forgotten Rep: 8 Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 8,030 OFFLINE | lucky! telemarketers never call here! I always wanted to say something stupid ---
kev360 wrote:
98supra wrote:
Kev, Why do u want me 2 be gay?
because i want to bend you over and shoot chocolate gew in your asshole.
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| 14 Sep 2006 04:44 pm |
received a ticket for being awesome. Rep: 30Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 6,206 OFFLINE | Red Spartan 226 wrote:
lucky! telemarketers never call here! I always wanted to say something stupid
lol no them not calling you is a GOOD thing i do believe .. haha
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