How Many John's Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?!

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So im sitting here in computer class with my buddy dan(he has a new game coming out exclusively for the Xbox 360)... And I keep hearing this retardo... John... make loud moaning noises... sounds like he’s beating his little dick off or something...

This b*tch-ass teacher just told us he got a perfect grade on our last test...

psh... yea with the teacher giving RAINMAN JR. every f*cking answer...

I mean god damn he almost pissed himself when it came time to write his name on the test...

Oh and this douche bag is in another one of my classes...(yea I have to hear this retard squeal for a total of 160 minutes ever other f*cking day) and he had the nerve to say the istep questions were dumb... His b*tch ass can barely walk...

He waddles around like some brainless penguin and f*cking sh*t’s out words like diarrhea...

Thank you for taking your time to read my rant...

William X

Last edited 14 Sep 2006 01:34 am by William X

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fuck! i want my time back!

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w00t