CPO fraser!

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05 Nov 2006 12:25 pm

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Fanfic, I need people who want to be in the story, this chapter is pirposly short, Im new to the humor genre. give me a small break, Im testing my creativity

The Evil Charlie Horse Machine.

Ch 1. The Test (purposely short)

“MWAHAHAHAHAHA!” CPO Fraser laughed Evilly, “The machine is now complete, but who to test it on?” CPO walked up to his keypad, He examined the names on the keyboard, Hmmm, TGP, Shishka S… “Ah Ha!” He blurted out, and pressed a name on the keypad, strapped on the wall, a ninja appeared, “Ahhh, Just Another Fan, how wonderful it is to see you,”

“Give up now Fraser!” he shouted, CPO laughed manically again, “Your in no position to be making threats J.A.F, strapped to a wall, your about to become a victim in my diabolical plan, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!” “You’ll never get away with this.” J.A.F shouted at Fraser.

“Oh im sure, Oh I hope you don’t mind me testing my little invention on you” CPO walked up to a cloth that was being supported by something. He set his hand on the cloth, “Meet, THE CHARLIE HORSE MACHINE!” He shouted as he unclothed the machine, Lightening struck in the back round. “Fraser!” J.A.F shouted at him. “This is sooo cheap!! Im Blacklisting You!!” Fraser’s head rose immediately, “perhaps you are right.

“Ill find another test subject” I told him, and I pressed the same key I hit to bring him down, and he disappeared, I began pondering. “I need a subject that’s close, that’s not a forum ninja, I need…” The doorbell rang, and a voice from outside shouted, “Muffin Delivery” and the marry tune of “do you know the muffin man” started playing.
Perfect

Outside, Muffin man1 was singing, “Oh do you know the muffing man? The muffin man? The muffin man?” on a near bye tree a bird was chirping along with the tune, muffin man stopped an looked at the bird, “why hello there little birdie, do you want be my friend?” The door at the house he was standing in front of the house he was delivering to, a peculiar 14 year old opened the door, “You’re muffins sir” Muffin man1 said as he handed a box full of muffins to the man.

The man grabbed muffin man’s uniform collar and tried to pull him in the house.
“Hey what gives?” Muffin man1 asked as Fraser dragged him in the house. “Alright listen up boy”, Fraser said to him, as he put him in front of the wall where J.A.F. was strapped too, “Just stand there, and wait for a second, can you do that?” “I suppose so” muffin man replied, “But my schedule is tight, and your muffins are getting cold,” “They’ll be fine” Fraser replied as he pulled a lever on his keyboarded, a blast of light shot from the machine the cord attached to.
“Well?” Fraser asked after the blast ended. “How do you feel?” Muffin mans face went from a dazed look to a painful look, as he fell backwards to the ground Krying, “My leg! He shouted, CHARLIE HORSE!! Charliehorse!! Charliehorse!! Charliehorse!! Charliehorse!! Charliehorse!! Charliehorse!!” He shouted repediatly, “It works!! It works!! Fraser took 30 seconds up laughing diabolically.

“And now,” Fraser whispered to himself, “I shall use this technology to use on the princess of the flood!!! Cortana5!!” “Its Queen of the flood” muffin man corrected
Fraser turned to muffin man annoyed, “She can’t be the queen of the flood, shes not married!!” “So?” muffin man replied, Fraser exhaled an annoyed breath, “she can’t be the queen of the flood because you have to be married to be a queen.” Muffin man looked puzzled, “So?” he replied again, “SHUT UP!” Fraser shouted back.

Ok thats the 1st chapter, if you don’t like it please no flames.

Waiting Que:

TEH FLOOD TROLL
Short MsterChf77

[Edited on 8/23/2006]