Last Friday, I did something heavily stupid, something I can’t believe. It’s something that all guys probably possess of happening to them, as I did once, but once it happened, I was like, “I’m not a pervert anymore”. It’s so weird. Well, here’s the story, 100% of how it happened:
I was invited to my friend Amber’s 16th birthday party, which took place on Friday, December 8th, 2006. I’ve always had a small crush on Amber, but nothing too serious. I mean, I’d have sex with her, but I don’t obsess over her every second of the day.
30 minutes before I went to her party, I casually joked to my friend on AIM, “gotta go, i’m gonna get laid” or something similar I said, not knowing that it was really going to happen.
So I got to her party about 20 minutes early, handed her a card and a present (10 dollar gift card for Target). There was about 50 people there (no adults), I casually started talking to a few of my friends. Amber’s brother (who’s like 10 years-old) had Super Smash Bros. Melee out, so alot of the guys started playing that. I, however, didn’t, I was with out 6 girls, and we were just talking.
Let’s fast forward the party and crap, to the end, since it’s not important.
I’m the last one to leave. As I say goodnight to her and halfway exit the door, she runs up to me, taps me on the shoulder, and kisses me hard. I didn’t know what to do, so I stopped suddenly. After a few seconds, she looked like she was about to cry and she apologized. I said, “There’s nothing to be sorry for, I actually liked that”, and she said, “Really?", as if I was lying.
Then she asked if I could come up to her room, and I did what any guy would do, and said, “Yes." I kept thinking about what would happen as I was following her to her room,.
We started making out (slowly at first, then hard), and after a while (30 seconds or so), she started taking my shirt off slowly. I knew what she wanted to do, but I didn’t know if I was right or not. I asked her why she was doing this, and she says, “I’ve liked you since 2nd grade. It’s about time you know. I love you." Those last 3 words almost made my heart stop.
One thing led to another (literally!), and we started having sex. I liked it alot, although it seemed to hurt her, I didn’t want it to stop. Then I was about to ejaculate in her, and because I didn’t want to be a dad, I pulled it out of her and jizzed all over her face.
Then I said, “Oh shit, I gotta go”, which was a lie, so I put my clothes on really fast and ran out the door.
Ever since, I couldn’t masturbate without feeling how guilty I’d feel if I got a girl pregnant. I think I’m gonna avoid women forever.
Considering it’s the only thing keeping life from...how do you say...collapsing into oblivion...I’d say it’s a good thing...although people do it too much...they gotta lay offa it...or use protecting...human population is going too high...
Weeman wrote:
Considering it’s the only thing keeping life from...how do you say...collapsing into oblivion...I’d say it’s a good thing...although people do it too much...they gotta lay offa it...or use protecting...human population is going too high...
That’s what gays are for...to decrease the amount of babies popping out...
It’s nature’s way of handling things...
Weeman wrote:
Considering it’s the only thing keeping life from...how do you say...collapsing into oblivion...I’d say it’s a good thing...although people do it too much...they gotta lay offa it...or use protecting...human population is going too high...
That’s what gays are for...to decrease the amount of babies popping out...
It’s nature’s way of handling things...
It only lasted like 20 seconds, anyways. When I masturbate, it could last up to 45 minutes. I think sex and masturbation have different effects on the body; it makes sense to me.
sex is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddd