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Who wants to sit on Santa’s lap?

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*watches first kid get a massive boner up his ass as he sits on your lap*
harsh...

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*grabs Mario*

What do you want for X-mas little boy?

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*gets the hell out of there*
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK IN MY ASS!!!

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*Santa’s little helpers capture Mario*

AHAHAHA!

*Elf nibbles on Mario’s ear*

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*kills self*

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You don’t have PS2 online right?

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wtf.........

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*Grabs Nerevar and pulls on lap*

Hello...

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no i dont have PS2 online... but i want it... badly... maybe it will be my christmas present.

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You better get it man. I got no friends to play with. :,(

Wanna play me a round of Mario Kart or something?

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*takes knife and slices you’r throat*

*scurries away*

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*Walks in*

Call CSI, we homoside here.
(Gay Music)

(Dude) Apperantly, someone wanted a bike. Instead he got a dildo shoved right into the lower intestine.

(Me) Did you get the semen?

(Dude) No, seems the guy prefered swallowing.

(Me) Sweet mother of God.

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*Little helpers jump all over Nerevar and start humping*

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lmao

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*blasts the little helpers to oblivion*

*runs out of the buidling*

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*Jumps in sled*

On sea man, on pedo, on phil, on butter, on ra, on ape, on theira, on pist!

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wheres a nintendo DS charger when you need it... *goes to looks*

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Find it so Santa can rape you!

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Police aprehends NEREVAR117.

(Me) Come with us son.
(N-117) But did nothing! They were humping me didn’t you see?
(Me) Of course we did, it was fucking hailarious.
(N-177) Then take them, not me, I’m not guilty!
(Me) Please, anyone who can take it up the ass like that, has to guilty of something.