The ninja would bust onto the pirate’s ship and nerd all over the place, then the pirate would take out his cutlass and rip out the ninja’s throat and hold it triumphantly above his head, after which he would rape the ninja in the hole in his neck.
Pirates have guns, beer, canons, treasure, rum, swords, scotch, wenches, slaves, insanity, and last but not least, whiskey
Atresac wrote:
The ninja would bust onto the pirate’s ship and nerd all over the place, then the pirate would take out his cutlass and rip out the ninja’s throat and hold it triumphantly above his head, after which he would rape the ninja in the hole in his neck.
What IS it with you and rape. That quote is up there with calling someone a poopoo-head.
This is Spartan 117 wrote:
Ok Atresac, explain why you like pirates better, because I see no reason why you like them better than ninjas.
they are cooler. They have booze. They are louder. They have sex. And they talk and make you aware they are killing you, and will get all up in your grill, as opposed to a ninja who is too much of a whuss to show their face, they have to attack from behind, which is a total pussy move.
Ninjas sneak onto the ship, just before the powder kegs blow,
while the Pirates bust in and steal the Ninja’s loot and women
mmmm rice and booty
WE WIN!
--- “close your bodily eye so that you may see your picture first with the spiritual eye” “The artist should not only paint what he sees before him, but also what he sees in himself” ~Caspar David Friedrich~
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--- “close your bodily eye so that you may see your picture first with the spiritual eye” “The artist should not only paint what he sees before him, but also what he sees in himself” ~Caspar David Friedrich~
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--- “close your bodily eye so that you may see your picture first with the spiritual eye” “The artist should not only paint what he sees before him, but also what he sees in himself” ~Caspar David Friedrich~
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