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16 Jan 2007 05:10 am

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[Quote] #22

16 Jan 2007 06:30 am

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Pirates.
Easy.
Guns. Swords. Cannons. And Booze.

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16 Jan 2007 06:35 am

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Ah, yes booz, the bullet proof will of a drunk.

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16 Jan 2007 03:37 pm

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pirates

they would cut a hole in the ninja’s throat and rape it.

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16 Jan 2007 03:41 pm

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NINJAS

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16 Jan 2007 04:55 pm

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Ninjas fight for honour, pirates fight for chicks and beer.

Ninjas are silent, stealthy warriors, and pirates are loud, drunken bastards.

Pirates have guns. So what? Ninas are too fast to get shot, and anyway, those old crappy pistols take, like, 15 seconds to load.

Ninjas could whoop a pirate’s butt, even on his own turf. He would just hide in the cellar of the pirate ship. When the pirate goes to get some beer, the ninja sneaks up behind him and slits his throat. Easy. You people blind, dumb, or just to stubborn to admit the truth?

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16 Jan 2007 06:30 pm

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ummmmm...no

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16 Jan 2007 06:32 pm

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ninjas can’t kill a pirate, it’s a known fact that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

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16 Jan 2007 06:33 pm

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ummmmmmmmm yes

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16 Jan 2007 06:36 pm

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ninja’s cant kill pirates

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16 Jan 2007 06:37 pm

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Atresac wrote: ninjas can’t kill a pirate, it’s a known fact that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

how would you know and where do you get your facts from dat a pirate can only be killed by a pirate

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16 Jan 2007 06:38 pm

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everyone knows this

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16 Jan 2007 06:40 pm

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ninjas are asian who have fine tuned their powers of asianness. they are thus obviously indestructible forces of nature.

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16 Jan 2007 06:41 pm

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Ice Cool wrote:

Atresac wrote: ninjas can’t kill a pirate, it’s a known fact that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

how would you know and where do you get your facts from dat a pirate can only be killed by a pirate

If you have ever read The Alphabet of Manliness you would know that under P for Pirates it clearly states that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

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16 Jan 2007 06:47 pm

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yep

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16 Jan 2007 06:48 pm

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Atresac wrote:

Ice Cool wrote:

Atresac wrote: ninjas can’t kill a pirate, it’s a known fact that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

how would you know and where do you get your facts from dat a pirate can only be killed by a pirate

If you have ever read The Alphabet of Manliness you would know that under P for Pirates it clearly states that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

wtf dats full of crap

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16 Jan 2007 06:49 pm

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Ice Cool wrote:

Atresac wrote:

Ice Cool wrote:

Atresac wrote: ninjas can’t kill a pirate, it’s a known fact that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

how would you know and where do you get your facts from dat a pirate can only be killed by a pirate

If you have ever read The Alphabet of Manliness you would know that under P for Pirates it clearly states that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

wtf dats full of crap

think what you want, but the AoM is the bible for all things manly.

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[Quote] #38

16 Jan 2007 06:50 pm

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This is Spartan 117 wrote: Ninjas fight for honour, pirates fight for chicks and beer.

Ninjas are silent, stealthy warriors, and pirates are loud, drunken bastards.

Pirates have guns. So what? Ninas are too fast to get shot, and anyway, those old crappy pistols take, like, 15 seconds to load.

Ninjas could whoop a pirate’s butt, even on his own turf. He would just hide in the cellar of the pirate ship. When the pirate goes to get some beer, the ninja sneaks up behind him and slits his throat. Easy. You people blind, dumb, or just to stubborn to admit the truth?

-Ninjas assassinate, not really fight. Pirates fight for riches.

-No they are loud drunken ninja killers.

-Ninjas are only human. They may be able to move fast enough to get away from on bullet, but not if all the pirates are shooting.

-the pirate just shoot the ninja in the head, mangling his brain.

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16 Jan 2007 06:50 pm

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Atresac wrote:

Ice Cool wrote:

Atresac wrote: ninjas can’t kill a pirate, it’s a known fact that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

how would you know and where do you get your facts from dat a pirate can only be killed by a pirate

If you have ever read The Alphabet of Manliness you would know that under P for Pirates it clearly states that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

And Trogdor.

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16 Jan 2007 06:53 pm

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Weeman wrote:

Atresac wrote:

Ice Cool wrote:

Atresac wrote: ninjas can’t kill a pirate, it’s a known fact that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

how would you know and where do you get your facts from dat a pirate can only be killed by a pirate

If you have ever read The Alphabet of Manliness you would know that under P for Pirates it clearly states that only a pirate can kill a pirate.

And Trogdor.

I dunno.. the AoM was pretty clear about it...

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