| 18 Jan 2007 06:24 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26  Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,489 OFFLINE | Atresac wrote:
derdev789 wrote:
That would be true Weeman, if Ninja’s weren’t cooler. But sadly ninja’s rule.
not nearly as much as pirates.
No where close to as MUCH, they are MUCH MUCH better.
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:16 pm |
Regular Rep: 3 Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 661 OFFLINE | derdev789 wrote:
Atresac wrote:
derdev789 wrote:
That would be true Weeman, if Ninja’s weren’t cooler. But sadly ninja’s rule.
not nearly as much as pirates.
No where close to as MUCH, they are MUCH MUCH better.
Huh??? I’m confused.. are you rooting for pirates or ninjas? I, for one, am rooting for ninjas. Even Naruto Uzumaki could kick Jack Sparrows ass anyday.
Everyone keeps saying that pirates have the advantage because they have guns. Well, a pistol usually has less than 6 shots in the chamber, and takes forever to load. And pirates are always drunk and they could never aim properly. In fact, other than arrogance and sometimes stupidity, being drunk is one of a pirate’s main weaknesses. 
2004 - On March 15th Gamespy released the results of their voting survey for Pirates vs. Ninjas. In it Fargo and Shaithis discuss the various merits of Ninja and Pirates. Fargo even includes Dungeons & Dragons-like attributes for Ninja (Lawful Evil, Dexterity/Constitution, Katana: 1d10 Damage, Wa-tah!, Stocking covers face, Yin-Yang, and Honor) and Pirates (Chaotic Evil, Strength/Charisma, Cutlass: 1d6 Damage, Yar!, Kerchief covers head, Skull/Crossbones, Booty). Out of the 49,327 votes 77% voted for Ninjas. The accompanied PVP comic strip was provided by Scott Kurtz.
Pirates vs. Ninjas on Wikipedia
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:18 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,489 OFFLINE | I’m pro ninja’s. I AM ONE WITH THE WAY OF THE NINJA!
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:21 pm |
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:23 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,489 OFFLINE | yeah basicly ninja’s destroy pirates no matter what.
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:47 pm |
artist formerly known as ballsac Rep: 46 Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 16,075 OFFLINE | the pirate would rip out the ninja’s throat.
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:49 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,489 OFFLINE | Atresac wrote:
the pirate would rip out the ninja’s throat.
Pirates don’t rip, they shoot guys, ninja’s rip out the Jugular.
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:51 pm |
Regular Rep: 2 Joined: 28 Sep 2005 Posts: 997 OFFLINE | This is Spartan 117 wrote:
Weeman wrote:
firewolf81 wrote:
Shinobi. that movie rocks.
Anyone who thinks ninjas arn’t cool should see that movie
Ninjas are cool. That’s obvious and a simple fact. But it’s also a simple fact that pirates are 20000000000 times more awesome.
According to Collins dictionary, a fact is a truth that can be proved through experience or observation. The thing about facts is that you have to know that it is true, and not something that you just made up in the last two seconds.
So if we use *your* definition of a “fact” then you could say that you shit diamonds out of a platinum ass and call that a “fact." Get your “facts” right.
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:53 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,489 OFFLINE | Basicly Ninja’s beat Pirates 120%
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:54 pm |
Spammer Rep: 13Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 21,866 OFFLINE | ninjas can fly pirates can’t even talk
so i think the ninjas are the winner
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:55 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,489 OFFLINE | Seriously. Ninja = asian = fly, shoot lazers from there eyes, move faster than the speed of light, fight regularly with Godzilla and win
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:56 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6 Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 4,066 OFFLINE | rocker chick wrote:
haha my friends and I were trying to figure out which is better... but it was a tie, what do u think
PIRATES ARE WAY FUCKING COOLER THEN NINJAS!
*Naruto appears next to me and sasuke has chidori ready*
I LOVE NINJAS!
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:58 pm |
hahahahaha Rep: 27 Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 15,050 OFFLINE | car dice13 wrote:
ninjas can fly pirates can’t even talk
so i think the ninjas are the winner
ya, seriously.
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:58 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,489 OFFLINE | Mariomaniac wrote:
rocker chick wrote:
haha my friends and I were trying to figure out which is better... but it was a tie, what do u think
PIRATES ARE WAY FUCKING COOLER THEN NINJAS!
*Naruto appears next to me and sasuke has chidori ready*
I LOVE NINJAS!
Ninja’s make pirates wet there trousers.
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:59 pm |
Spammer Rep: 13Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 21,866 OFFLINE | derv your posts arre a noob compared to kevin’s
j00 607 pwned
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| 18 Jan 2007 08:00 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 4,066 OFFLINE | *pirate appears next to me as a small angel devil person and a ninja appears next to me*
Ninja: *does several un noticable hand signals*
Pirate: I R IS STAB JOO!
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| 18 Jan 2007 08:03 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,489 OFFLINE | car dice13 wrote:
derv your posts arre a noob compared to kevin’s
j00 607 pwned
Fux U bitchz, aye r fxinz P/-\\/\/|\|Z ur face.
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| 18 Jan 2007 08:03 pm |
hahahahaha Rep: 27Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 15,050 OFFLINE | um, ya, ninjas would obviously incineratorify pirates in a second...
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| 18 Jan 2007 08:04 pm |
hahahahaha Rep: 27Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 15,050 OFFLINE | Weeman wrote:
Ninjas can’t fly.
ninja’s = concentrated beings of asiannes. asians fly easily, and shoot lazer beams out of their eyes, and have natural amazing martial arts skills.
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