Does anyone know martial arts?

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Yeah, I can get my way with most people because they get scared but it’s not that great when there is no respect. I respected a bunch of the people I fought, except the ones willing to hit girls and little kids.

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im gettin gtired of this. i dont want to die but i dont want to live. i hve no idea whhat to do

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One day you’ll figure it all out. You’ll find a reason to live. I’m gonna go play some Live then go to bed. CYA

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Martial arts.hmmmm. lets see.

Muai Thai.(I have strong bones and can kick in excess of 420 pounds per square inch) Taekwondo, boxing, Street Fighting, Judo, A Fillipino based Combat(dont know what it is called but is very effective), Some Weapons based combat, mostly Staff, sword and linked weapons such as 3 piece staff.

Always keen to learn more. I think i might do akido next and perhaps Wing Chun. keep on fighting Champs.

Oh and there is going to be a Muay Thai Comp where i live in a few months time. its going to be AWESOME!!!!

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i took karate when i was 5
chea!! i made it to yellow belt got bored and became a ballerina

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Ive done ballet and tap when i was younger. good for the co-ordination and ballence.

Still cant dance normal though. just not a dancer. fast psed music makes me want to fight?

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Did you know that Kung -Fu means to be skilled at something, it was forigners who dubbed the chinese martial art Kung-fu.

The Chinese call it Wu-shu.

FACT!

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i want to take martiial arts but im so not fit enuf and i dont have the money so i have to get beta up in a fite

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Heres a few pointers. for a makeshift punch bag, fill some plastic bottles with water and tie them up to the clothes line or a tree. practice punching that.
alternativly, fill up a plastic bottle with dirt but leave enough room to get a stick into it.

find a stick/branch/broom handle that is about 2-3 ft taller than you and wedge it tightly into the lid and part way into the bottle.

now dig a hole deep enough so that the stick and bottle is around shoulder hight. it doesnt have to be a wide hole, just big enough to hold the stick and then some to fill around it.

TADAH PUNCHING BAGS!

Now am i right in thinking you are 12.
The fitness is easy. Buy a skipping rope and aim for 5 mins per session. dont worry if you cant get any where near that at first. it takes time.
Pushups, situps, crunches, chin ups. all are good for your fitness.

Now it sounds like you dont start the fights, which is good. If the guys are bigger that you, bring them down to your level. A swift kick to the genitals will do it, once he is buckled over, take advantage of his weakend state and get stuck in.
DO NOT BEAT HIM ON THE GROUND, THATS NOT COOL UNLESS YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT and at your age i dont think that is likely.

Things should tour around once you stick up for your self. i warn you though, things may get worse before they get better.

If you are getting attacked by multiple opponents, same rule applies, also hair pulling is acceptable at your age.

In a stand up fight..EG PUNCHING, dont look at his face, watch the torso or chest and shoulders. that is where he will strike from. Also, unless you are good at it, DONT KICK. you leave your self open and could possible injure your foot. If he grabs you, a quick knee to the guts, a stomp on the foot or a headbut will see you out of trouble.

Just stay focused and you can do it. you may get bruised and bloodied but i think it is better to get a few in rather than take it.

the best advice though is stay away. if they cant see you, they cant beat you. only fight when yuou have to.

good luck

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cheers. also if they kick me, i could grab their leg if im quick enuf then shove them on the ground.

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Honestly, i dont think you would be quick enough to catch a kick, plus if you do it wrong you can cop a nasty blow to the ribs, head or groin.

I suggest, quickly step back or to the side and when they are off ballance, take advantage and attack. its much safer at your skill level and worse case scenario is you dont get an attack in but neither does he.

Oh and dont be reckless and try to rush in unless you are sure he wont get you.

Oh and if he tries to rush you, stick your shin or knee in his stomach or chest and grab his shoulders or arms. with the leg in place, use his momentum or movement to drop/roll back with the other leg and at the peak of the ark once your back hits the ground, push the leg/knee/shin in his chest/stomach upwards and out towards behind your head. he will go flying over you and fall in a heap.

or you could step to the side just before he gets to you, hold your leg out trip him and grab the back of his shirt and spin to the side to send him flying. jus make sure to let go after the peak of the swing.

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i can catch a kick ive dont it dozens of times too my sister

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Then thats fine. If you know that you can do it then by all means feel free

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boo yeah! blue belt in karate. yeah i’m cool.

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I’m quick enough to catch a kick and a punch and then break his nose.

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Don’t kick the balls, so not cool.

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im like a ninja that can fly

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I’m craving a fight.