| 18 Jan 2007 07:43 pm |
when you see it, you'll shit bricks Rep: 34  Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 15,621 OFFLINE | The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility.
As part of the negotiations Her Majesty’s Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement
and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known
as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of the 'k'.
This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one
less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'.
This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters
which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in
the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' be dropd from vords
kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to
oza kombinations of letas.
After ziz fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu anderstand ech oza.
Ze drem of ze united urop vil finali kum tru! ---
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:48 pm |
Regular Rep: 2 Joined: 28 Sep 2005 Posts: 997 OFFLINE | LIAR | |
| 18 Jan 2007 07:49 pm |
King of the Gamer Army Rep: 38 Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 14,674 OFFLINE | How gay. ---
 the21gamer wrote:
ramunematt wrote:
Did you hear me? I’m a bigger better pussy than you’ll ever be.
Wtf...
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:50 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26 Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,558 OFFLINE | It was a joke. ---
THE KING HAS RETURNED! | |
| 18 Jan 2007 07:50 pm |
when you see it, you'll shit bricks Rep: 34Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 15,621 OFFLINE | Ice Cool wrote:
LIAR
zomg! nos, i r teh nots lyngs!
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:52 pm |
Spammer Rep: 14 Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 21,876 OFFLINE | lol looks like what a noob would write like at the end *cough*mwww(with lots more w’s) ---
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:53 pm |
NEREVAR 117 Guest | kev360 wrote:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility.
As part of the negotiations Her Majesty’s Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement
and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known
as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of the 'k'.
This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one
less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'.
This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters
which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in
the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' be dropd from vords
kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to
oza kombinations of letas.
After ziz fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu anderstand ech oza.
Ze drem of ze united urop vil finali kum tru!
OMG thier freakin IQ will drop with that mess, it is worse then what 5 year olds write. | |
| 18 Jan 2007 07:54 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,558 OFFLINE | omg let me fucking explain it to you half wits. It is saying that the queen will essentially turn english into German with her 5 step plan. It’s a fucking joke on how the UN works. My God you guys are thick. ---
THE KING HAS RETURNED! | |
| 18 Jan 2007 07:54 pm |
King of the Gamer Army Rep: 38Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 14,674 OFFLINE | derdev789 wrote:
It was a joke.
Gay.
the21gamer wrote:
ramunematt wrote:
Did you hear me? I’m a bigger better pussy than you’ll ever be.
Wtf...
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:55 pm |
when you see it, you'll shit bricks Rep: 34Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 15,621 OFFLINE | the21gamer wrote:
derdev789 wrote:
It was a joke.
Gay.
joyfull.
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| 18 Jan 2007 07:57 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,558 OFFLINE | The fact that I had to explain this joke means you kids need to listen to the news more often and go outside occasionally. Sunlight is good for you, don’t fear it. ---
THE KING HAS RETURNED! | |
| 18 Jan 2007 07:59 pm |
King of the Gamer Army Rep: 38Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 14,674 OFFLINE | derdev789 wrote:
omg let me fucking explain it to you half wits. It is saying that the queen will essentially turn english into German with her 5 step plan. It’s a fucking joke on how the UN works. My God you guys are thick.
I’m not stupid enough to believe gay jokes and I know what it was saying. Gay...
the21gamer wrote:
ramunematt wrote:
Did you hear me? I’m a bigger better pussy than you’ll ever be.
Wtf...
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| 18 Jan 2007 08:00 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,558 OFFLINE | the21gamer wrote:
derdev789 wrote:
omg let me fucking explain it to you half wits. It is saying that the queen will essentially turn english into German with her 5 step plan. It’s a fucking joke on how the UN works. My God you guys are thick.
I’m not stupid enough to believe gay jokes and I know what it was saying. Gay...
*slaps you* you are a fucking idiot, don’t make me slap you again!
THE KING HAS RETURNED! | |
| 18 Jan 2007 08:02 pm |
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| 18 Jan 2007 08:03 pm |
Spammer Rep: 14Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 21,876 OFFLINE | ahh! a preadotor ---
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| 18 Jan 2007 08:05 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,558 OFFLINE | Online Predator wrote:
*Slaps ass*
TOUCH ME IN DIRTY WAYS OP!
THE KING HAS RETURNED! | |
| 18 Jan 2007 08:06 pm |
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| 18 Jan 2007 08:09 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 26Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,558 OFFLINE | Online Predator wrote:
car dice13 wrote:
ahh! a preadotor
THE Predator.
The ONLINE predator.
THE KING HAS RETURNED! | |
| 18 Jan 2007 08:09 pm |
when you see it, you'll shit bricks Rep: 34Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 15,621 OFFLINE | ZOMG! ---
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| 18 Jan 2007 08:09 pm |
The one and only OP Rep: 27 Joined: 28 May 2006 Posts: 9,100 OFFLINE | derdev789 wrote:
Online Predator wrote:
car dice13 wrote:
ahh! a preadotor
THE Predator.
The ONLINE predator.
Inside you.
Club: Ramunematt Is A Fucking Dumbass
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