Online Predators UNITE!

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*throws crazy knock out gas at you* how about that?

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lol this is funny~

Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch!
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i slept too much last nite so it dont affect me

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X_x your supposed to be getting molested you aren’t allowed to have fun GOSH!

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Yeah!Knock him out more more

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm *makes out with you without you knowing then knocks you poison ivy style* OH GOD I FEEL SO VIOLATED!

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Yeah!

Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch!
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daredev, are you a girl or are you gay?

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I’m a straight guy, your lack of being knocked out forced the action upon me, now I feel raped BY YOU! Gosh.

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Yeah!

Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch!
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i raped someone?

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yeah sure.

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This is the good part

when you see it, you'll shit bricks
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so, i bet you are all wondering why i was gone... *crickets chirp*....

so, ya, i was attacked... by the blue screen of death! i turned pink to try to fight it, and got beaten back. i powered up to a light blue and renewed my attack, just to get again thrown back by its awesome power. but, i could tell that it was weakening. i decided to take it up to my final notch. i turned purple, and attacked again. it faltered, and began to withdraw, but suddenly lashed out again, almost killing me. i fell to the ground, helpless against this powerful monster, and with no more power ups. it picked me up and began beating me shitless, and through me against the wall. suddenly a felt a strange feeling welling up inside of me. i stood up calmly, and felt new found strength coursing through my body. i looked down at my body, and it was rainbow colored. i had reached the next level. i renewed my attack with unexpected power. i knocked it back, and we traided blows for a bit. it was obviously amazed that i was still fighting. i beat it back, and it turned and began to retreat. i started to relax, when suddenly it turned around and shot a beam out of its hand hitting me squarely in the chest, smashing me back. it retreated for good, but its attack had almost killed me. i am just now recovering...

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Oh pink i wanna turn pink!

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um ya.

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yup...

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okay.

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So whats next!

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*huddles in a corner and dies*