Online Predators UNITE!

mariomaniac offline. wrote:
*rips out your stomach and takes the key.*
here you go MR 12..
*holds the key in front of you. as you try to reach it, i swallow it*

kev360 wrote: back to the blue screen of death...

“The Blue Screen of Death (also known as “Blue Screen of Fun” and “Phatul Exception: The WRECKening” is a game developed by Microsoft wherein the screen simulates a “system error” and displays a series of nonsensical hexadecimal codes which are supposed to mean something. Since its inception in 1995, BSoD has maintained its position as the most played computer game ever, and is a cornerstone of the Microsoft Czarist Totalitarianism."

“The rules for BSoD are elegantly simple. To begin the game, simply use your computer. You may try to use BSoD-enhancing applications like The Sims or Half Life 2, but most users prefer to start the process by creating a long Microsoft Word document. If you like, you can even just let your computer remain dormant for a while. Whatever you choose, BSoD will decide when it’s time to be played.

Once you see the screen, the game has begun, and that means that you have to try to decipher a bunch of random error codes that everybody but you knows what they mean! The objective is to try to fix the BSoD and not let it frustrate them to the point of them quitting! Upon the game’s beginning, BSoD players are expected to make the customary chant “Shit!" before staring at the screen with their head in their hands and try to remember the last time they saved. More rambunctious players (known as “BSoD hooligans” in the UK) have been known to smash their monitors and computer cases in misdirected excitement.
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Options Confusion

Some users have found themselves confused at BSoD’s “instant win architecture”, and the appearance of “options” on the screen itself. The options are actually a façade, meant to appeal to users familiar with games like Zork and who crave interaction in their interactive games. The first option given, “press any key to terminate the current application”, is there for appearances only, as pressing the spacebar to terminate the current application only paves the way for the user to press the spacebar 50 more times in frustration. The second option, “Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer [something about losing data]”, is actually the only correct and viable option, unless that doesn’t work, in which case users are encouraged to use the Power Button Game Accessory packaged with many computers.“

firewolf81 wrote:

That was one of the funniest things i have had the pleasure of reading in a while.

Please post this in the of topic sticky “short story and fan fiction thread” i have 'played' that game several times..it is a difficult game to play.

I do think other forum members would laugh just as much as i did. It is realy quite clever. Well Done.

derdev789 wrote: It’s also straight off of uncyclopedia.