Lets fight Zombies?

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*drinks tabasko*

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*a zombies head explodes*

Boo-Ya!!!

*reloads sniper rifle*

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*Loads RPG*

This is is for 20,000 shitty movies with crappy effects!!!

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4 OATMEAL!!!

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OH, GOD YES!!! FOR OATMEAL!!!

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(11 zombies later)

Dang, out of ammo!

*turns around and runs down a flight of stairs and exits the small shop, stabbing a zombie on the way*

I got to find some more survivors...

*starts to run down the street in the main direction of CPO and Savage*

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*Gives 117 cover fire*

JESUS CHRIST!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

*Zombie comes from corner grabing my neck. Pulls out knife and slashes top of the face off*

Heres some ammo! Theres some playboy super models in that coffee shop across the road, AND THEY’RE OUT OF COFFEE!!!

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Takes ammo and loads it into my magnum, the zombies didn’t stand a chance*

(6 zombies)

Damn, gotts reload, COVER ME SAVAGE! *starts to reload, only to have a zombie jump on my back*

FUCK!!!

*starts to beat the zombie in the face with the non-loaded magnum*

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dumb.

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I love imagination.

xP i so coolz
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lmao

Damn you Thatcher, damn you tory bitch!
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i hate imagination

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*lands in Pelican dropship packed with ODSTs and guns*

Help is here, boys...

*ODSTs set up a defensive perimeter around the dropship LZ*

I got guns for whoever wants 'em!

*tosses a Battle Rifle, Shotgun, and 4 frags at everyone’s feet*

Pick up your arms and FIGHT!

*blows up zombies with rocket launcher and has ODSTs clear a mob of zombies with flamethrowers*

There goes the neighborhood!

*blows zombie apart with 8 Gauge*

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where is the golden warthog?!

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Right here-

*Longswords drop Golden Hogs on Zombies heads*

Eat that, you rat bastards!

*zombies surround him*

Crap.....*thinks fast*

*clicks on COM*

Fire Mission TRP! Coordinates Zero! One! Seven! Over!

*reply* Shot! Over!

*uses Halo 3 shield grenade and activates a temporarily impenatrable barrier around himself so i survive as an orbital UNSC cruiser opens fire with its MAC cannon and levels the playing field of zombie forces and obliterates the ones surrounding me*

Take that! *orders more strikes*

Last edited 22 Jan 2007 10:36 pm by Captain Falcon

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Need Help.

*whole armada of ships come in*

Me and my clones are ready.

*Drop ships land. Millions of clones come marching in*

Beta take out all west side Zombies.

Alfa get the Death Star ready.

*Large circle covers sun*

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I have a better idea....

*clicks on COM*

Command, this is Falcon. Requesting authorization for use of a special munitions package...

*reply* We read you, Captain. Name your munition...

*clicks COM* A Shiva package....

*reply*.....I’ll need authorization, Captain.

*clicks COM* Authorization code is zero, eight, five, five, nine, four, seven, zero, one, five, eight. Advanced launch override is Alpha, Echo, Charlie, Zeta, Tango, Bravo.

*reply*.......Authorization is accepted, Falcon. You are cleared for a Shiva tactical nuclear strike. Give the coordinates and order the launch when ready*

*clicks COM* TRP coordinates are Zero, Six, Nine!

*reply* Coordinates confirmed. Clear the stirke zone!

Everyone out, triple time, move! *troops evac*

*on board Pelican* We’re out, Command. Waiting on you....

*reply* Ready to fire on your order...

*clicks COM* ....Start the music.....

*reply* Copy that....Shiva launching in 3....2....1.........Shot!

*shiva tactical nuke launches from orbital cruiser, closes on the targer, and impacts in a massive nuclear detonation, taking out every zombie within a 20 mile radius of ground zero*

*clicks COM* Hairbredth miss, probability zero. Impact and high order detonation, have a nice day.....

Last edited 22 Jan 2007 10:54 pm by Captain Falcon

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Wow, I sure like being a dumbass. haha

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your a dumbass?
well at least your honest

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Mortis, just drop it. We both know you’re the one doing this impostering BS.

Look mac, if your gonna insult me, that’s fine. But don’t hide behind some clone account and use impostering crap to try and bring me down....it won’t work.

I’d at least like to know why your doing this little show of stupidity.....humor me....tell me what possible thing I could’ve done to you to force this sort of retalliation....

Go on, make me laugh for a change.....