A kid on my track team sold me his soul for a dollar.

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He was hungry and asked me for a dollar, and I said I would give one to him, but if he took the dollar, his soul would belong to me. Well, he took the dollar, binding the contract to him, and granting me his soul.
Now he’s pissed at me and wants his soul back.

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lol

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that kid must have been taking somthing...

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are you serious lol?

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lol now that is the weeman we know

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amen

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rofl. this is genius. i am so going to buy someones soul.

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thank god for ebay

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lol.

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my friends asked me what I wanted for my birthday last year, and I said 40 virgin souls.

They got me 41! =D

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>_>

<_<

Can i have the extra one???

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NO!

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The kid is gonna become a lich...he keeps trying to get his soul back...and I said I would give his soul back after he paid me back, but since he’s quite the annoying one, I decided to keep it...

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Dude that ain’t funny. Give the little disturbed kid his soul back hahahahahahah. Oh man that’s some funny shit haha.

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Damn, a lich, some hardcore stuff man... but he prob deserved it anyways...

Good job Weeman!

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o.o
Contradictions?

Last edited 30 Jan 2007 09:08 pm by Tyreaus Rhade

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you should force him to pay like $1000 dollars to get it back. that way you could buy everything in the moviecodec shop!!!! Yayz for u

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Hell no. He sold it to me without hesitaton. It’s not my problem he has no soul now. It’s his. He’ll have to find a new one...or make one...or conjure one...or something...I don’t care...as long as it doesn’t involve him getting his old one back...cus it’s mine now...

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Well...that’s what happens...you sell your soul...your burial is messed up because of your lack of a soul...and you become a lich...

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GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL NOW WEEMAN