| 06 Feb 2007 10:56 am |
Happy to help Rep: 31  Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 9,331 OFFLINE | THINGS YOU DON’T SAY TO A COP
The Top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over:
20. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
18. Aren’t you the guy from the village people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You’re not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn’t inspire confidence.
11. Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
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| 06 Feb 2007 02:15 pm |
The Dog-Mod! Rep: 49 Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Posts: 18,479 | Here’s a few more
I bet your BOYFREIND just loves you in that uniform.
Gee took you long enough!
Why does you nightstick say pauline when your badge says paul!?
Can you write me a few tickets, I need a shit and im fresh out of paper.
Please dont hit me.
So do that whole police brutality thing, cause im realy into that.
Do I smell bacon.
I suggest you go now, before i blow your house down.
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| 06 Feb 2007 02:41 pm |
Regular Rep: 3  Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 490 OFFLINE | Want a donut??????????????????
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| 06 Feb 2007 03:56 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 14 Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Posts: 2,028 OFFLINE | lol
Cop pulls a guy over and says: “You’re eyes look a little red have you been smoking?"
Guy: “No sir. You’re eyes look a little glossy have you been eating donuts?"
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| 06 Feb 2007 04:46 pm |
why so ser- shut the fuck up. Rep: 36 Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 15,564 OFFLINE | here' one:
“fuck off twat-face"
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| 06 Feb 2007 09:14 pm |
bahaha-is me Guest | ummmmmmm.... don say fuck u
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| 06 Feb 2007 09:21 pm |
Strange little girl Rep: 36 Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 6,778 | A cop’s worst nightmare.
(Actually it was a cop who first showed me that picture) lol.
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| 06 Feb 2007 09:24 pm |
bahaha-is me Guest | hi etain will u marry me?
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| 06 Feb 2007 09:27 pm |
The drummer Rep: 17 Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 14,614 OFFLINE | Never tell a cop to go fuck himself they wont like it very much....I have first hand experience with that.
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| 06 Feb 2007 09:30 pm |
Strange little girl Rep: 36Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 6,778 | bahaha-is me wrote:
hi etain will u marry me?
Sorry. Refer to my no jail-bait policy. 
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| 06 Feb 2007 09:32 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 6 Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 4,066 OFFLINE | never tell a cop that his eyes looked glazed, because he eats too many donuts...
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| 06 Feb 2007 09:32 pm |
bahaha-is me Guest | fuck u then!....hmmm... whos another female poster???
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| 06 Feb 2007 09:44 pm |
Scritches? Rep: 13 Joined: 02 Feb 2007 Posts: 10,698 OFFLINE | Whatever you do, don’t kick a bell.
I was with some friends at a friend of mine’s house last summer. We were bored. So we decided to take a walk to the school close to his house to play some basketball. As was tradition(apparently) the two friends that used to attend that school kicked a bell that was in front of the school. Not even very hard. Just kinda tapped it. Next thing you know, I find myself being almost run over by some redneck cop who gets out and starts shouting profanities at us. He threatened to fine my friends for vandalizing public property (and some other bs reason that I can’t remember). He told us to get out of “his town”. Needless to say, I’ve cleaned this up a bit. He was quite offensive. In the end, my friend’s mom complained about the guy, and he had to apologize to my friend. Well, what can I say? We weren’t bored anymore!
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| 07 Feb 2007 02:35 pm |
Regular Rep: 3Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 490 OFFLINE | ROFL DEAD DONUT.
print out that picture and then if you ever get arrested, show the cop that picture. he will cry and that gives you time to escappes. if he chases, threaten to destroy the local donut shop.
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| 07 Feb 2007 02:50 pm |
Regular Rep: 3Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 490 OFFLINE | Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
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| 07 Feb 2007 02:51 pm |
Regular Rep: 3Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 490 OFFLINE | how do you put pictures in your post??
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| 07 Feb 2007 02:59 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 24 Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,475 OFFLINE | Alvin Dino wrote:
how do you put pictures in your post??
I think you have to use BBCode that is at the top of the screen when replying to another post.
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| 07 Feb 2007 03:01 pm |
Regular Rep: 3Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 490 OFFLINE | ok im gona try this
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| 07 Feb 2007 03:02 pm |
Regular Rep: 3Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 490 OFFLINE | yAy it worked
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| 07 Feb 2007 03:22 pm |
King of MVC Rep: 24Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Posts: 8,475 OFFLINE | I say that you carry a box of donuts with you everywhere, and if your ever pulled over be like. “so do you think THIS might change your mind about giving me a ticket?" And pull out a donut.
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