Ever been in an accident? Car, fight, sex?

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pwnage i just got 45 crafting!

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erh runescape?

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huh? what? i was supposted to sayt that on runescape lol

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Hey I used to play Runescape!

I was a mod.

And yeah...I couldn’t get past lvl 59. It was just...impossible. I had combat lvl 68 and def. lvl 65...and a whoile bunch of other high levels. how the keck did I stay freaking level 59?!?

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How I had to have My tonsils Removed... In an ER emergency.

I was playing paintball, we played a round and I lifted my mask and brought out my water bottle, a few of my friends on the other team were screwing around and one of them accidentally fired there paintball gun, (they still won’t tell me which one screwed up) it wen’t right in my mouth and nailed my right tonsil, I felt extreme pain and was sent to the hospital, I couldn’t breath, they said if It kept swelling I would loose the ability to breath, so I had to have my tonsils removed as if it was an emergency, for the next little while my mouth tasted like paint and blood...

but operantly if my tonsil wasn’t there the damage would of been more serious,

Moral: Tonsils are like throat body armor

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Some of those yes, but I had Melanoma before, in September. It scared the shit out of me. I got treated for it, but Im afraid its gonna come back, and its usually uncurable if it comes back again after already been treated.

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Easy, Say you were just in the locker room shower after gym class and your pretty late taking it. About half way through the shower the bell rings and you don’t want to be late for class AGAIN, so you jump out of the shower, grab your books and start hauling ass out the locker room door. You do it so fast you don’t even have time to put your clothes on. So your running down the hall when all of a sudden a girl who was in the same scenario as you are in crashes into you. Well The rest is pretty much self explanatory.

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Hmm ive never had a sex accident before.

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hehe
i am level 92
with 93 wc
yepp
just started playing again because its like a drug
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car dice13
how original

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Ehh i play it alot, my screename is Mudvayne923 and im level 52.

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lol

well, a few years ago, me and some of my friends were playing baseball. I went up to bat and my friend pitched the ball. Another one of my friends felt the need to go in front of me while I was swinging. I hit his head and a lot of blood came out. we were playing on cement, so when he fell, he was cut again. He got lucky and there was no permanent damage, but i gave him a concussion and 40 stitches to the back of his head. For some odd reason, he stopped talking to me after that. I still wonder why.

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your friend is a dumbass.

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Ever woke up next to a fat chick before? Thats considered an accident on your part and a life time dream for her.

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That’s pretty cruel Savage. No wonder most women have body-image issues when so many men judge our value by the pound.

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no wonder I’m worth so much

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Lol James. Yup you’re priceless .

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...... did you just call me Really fat?

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kidding!

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Nope . *mutters - “Alice - kick”* just kidding.

You knew what I meant

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Oh yeah and call me anytime you want to. I’m done eating.